Serious Question: Do Jews Like to Fuck? Swing?
 

A super hot jewish couple are becoming closer friends... what are the odds of getting them to eventually swap?

Serious question.

Come on!?:helpme

few options

offer him some hallah bread and gifilte fish and you have a deal and offer her a designer bag and youll get her ass too

donate money to his rabbi on the condition he tells them god wants them to swap

tell her you got a juicy peice of gossip but she has to bed over to hear it

Mazel tov.

Are you kosher?

My pickle is.

Okay, so I have a designer bag jammed full of bread and fish and money, I've invited over the Rabbi, I'm naked and fresh from an adult briss.... NOW do you think she'll schlep over here or not?!

if there's money involved....

Damn it, this thread is NOT giving me any real advice.
I'm so fuhklempt.

An old Jew seeks advice:
- I'm in trouble, rabbi. Yesterday, my only son had a pig on the table and a Christian girl in his bed.
- That's not so bad answers the rabbi. It might be worth a lot, like a pig in the bed and a girl on the table.

Is there money involved?

I guess .... :pimp

I don't think so, Moshe.

She said, YES! :thumbsup
P.S.
Rabinowich was ostracized by The Communist Party. One night, he had a dream that Israel declared war on Russia and won. He next saw Moshe Dajan on the top of the Mausoleum, welcoming a demonstration of Russian Jews who yelled, "Reform Rabinowich! Reform Rabinowich!" :upsidedow