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Originally Posted by EscortBiz
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offer him some hallah bread and gifilte fish and you have a deal and offer her a designer bag and youll get her ass too
donate money to his rabbi on the condition he tells them god wants them to swap
tell her you got a juicy peice of gossip but she has to bed over to hear it
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Okay, so I have a designer bag jammed full of bread and fish and money, I've invited over the Rabbi, I'm naked and fresh from an adult briss.... NOW do you think she'll schlep over here or not?!