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Old 10-01-2008, 05:04 PM   #1
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Cubs vs Dodgers today; Cum Omelet tonight!

I am writing this from Tin Horn Flats in Burbank. Tin Horn is a Cubs bar that is packed with Cubs fans as I write this. Right now the fifth inning is about to start and my beloved Cubs are winning 2 to 0. I am very stressed as the Cubs really need to win to set the tone for the series.

Tonight I have the pleasure of being on JM Production set. My buddy Jim Powers invited me down for a very special moment in cinemtography. Ami Emerson is going to attempt to set the World Record for fried cum eating, as she is going to dine on a 70 man cum omelet. I just off the phone with her and she said this, ?I am hungry for cum. I want all you guys cum down and help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452?

God Bless Ami Emerson and God Bless the Chicago Cubs

I know I am being premature about posting this picture, but here is to postitive thinking.

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Old 10-01-2008, 05:07 PM   #2
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:16 PM   #3
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:17 PM   #4
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Fuck Me. It's Ok we are going to win
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:22 PM   #5
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:34 PM   #6
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things don't look good. Dempster flirted with trouble the entire night with all those walks. Sean marshall is not he answer that is for sure. I don't think the Cubs will score another run in this game the way they are swinging the bats.
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:36 PM   #7
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things don't look good. Dempster flirted with trouble the entire night with all those walks. Sean marshall is not he answer that is for sure. I don't think the Cubs will score another run in this game the way they are swinging the bats.
Keep the faith. We will rally!
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:50 PM   #8
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Keep the faith. We will rally!
man there will be no rally the way we are hitting. lead off double and you don't score a run? although strike 2 on soto was a fucking BS call. i'm getting fucking pissed off.
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:53 PM   #9
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Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyy
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:09 PM   #10
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It's not looking good. But if you watch the Cubs all year, you know its not over until the last out
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:10 PM   #11
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It's not looking good. But if you watch the Cubs all year, you know its not over until the last out
Keep the faith. We have a lot of big bats.
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Old 10-01-2008, 07:42 PM   #12
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yeah baby!!!
1-0 dodgers!!
I will see you all at games 3 and 4 here at dodgers stadium... field seats baby!!

Go Dodgers :-)
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Old 10-01-2008, 07:51 PM   #13
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This thread had great timing.
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Old 10-01-2008, 08:11 PM   #14
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You say DC is always home, how come you support cubs and not nationals As an european I can not imagine rooting not for your home team but for other city ..
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Old 10-01-2008, 09:14 PM   #15
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yeah baby!!!
1-0 dodgers!!
I will see you all at games 3 and 4 here at dodgers stadium... field seats baby!!

Go Dodgers :-)
Sorry, there will be no game 4. I hope you're entitled to a refund!
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Old 10-01-2008, 11:56 PM   #16
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You say DC is always home, how come you support cubs and not nationals As an european I can not imagine rooting not for your home team but for other city ..
Growing up in Washington DC we did not have a baseball team; the Nationals were not around until 2005.

I have been a Cubs fan since I was 6 years old, when my t-ball team was called the Cubs.

I have always been loyal to the Cubs and always will be.
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Old 10-02-2008, 07:18 AM   #17
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dan: we better get a good game out of Z today and swing the bats or this series is over.
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