Cubs vs Dodgers today; Cum Omelet tonight!
 

I am writing this from Tin Horn Flats in Burbank. Tin Horn is a Cubs bar that is packed with Cubs fans as I write this. Right now the fifth inning is about to start and my beloved Cubs are winning 2 to 0. I am very stressed as the Cubs really need to win to set the tone for the series.

Tonight I have the pleasure of being on JM Production set. My buddy Jim Powers invited me down for a very special moment in cinemtography. Ami Emerson is going to attempt to set the World Record for fried cum eating, as she is going to dine on a 70 man cum omelet. I just off the phone with her and she said this, ?I am hungry for cum. I want all you guys cum down and help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452?

God Bless Ami Emerson and God Bless the Chicago Cubs

I know I am being premature about posting this picture, but here is to postitive thinking.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...in-Posters.jpg

Don't fucking jinx us!

4 - 2 Dodgers :thumbsup

Fuck Me. It's Ok we are going to win

Gooo Loney! :thumbsup

things don't look good. Dempster flirted with trouble the entire night with all those walks. Sean marshall is not he answer that is for sure. I don't think the Cubs will score another run in this game the way they are swinging the bats.

Keep the faith. We will rally!

man there will be no rally the way we are hitting. lead off double and you don't score a run? although strike 2 on soto was a fucking BS call. i'm getting fucking pissed off.

Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyy

It's not looking good. But if you watch the Cubs all year, you know its not over until the last out :thumbsup

Keep the faith. We have a lot of big bats.

yeah baby!!!
1-0 dodgers!!
I will see you all at games 3 and 4 here at dodgers stadium... field seats baby!!

Go Dodgers :-)

This thread had great timing.

You say DC is always home, how come you support cubs and not nationals :) As an european I can not imagine rooting not for your home team but for other city .. :)

Sorry, there will be no game 4. I hope you're entitled to a refund! :winkwink:

Growing up in Washington DC we did not have a baseball team; the Nationals were not around until 2005.

I have been a Cubs fan since I was 6 years old, when my t-ball team was called the Cubs.

I have always been loyal to the Cubs and always will be.

dan: we better get a good game out of Z today and swing the bats or this series is over.