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Old 10-01-2008, 05:04 PM  
Porno Dan
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Cubs vs Dodgers today; Cum Omelet tonight!

I am writing this from Tin Horn Flats in Burbank. Tin Horn is a Cubs bar that is packed with Cubs fans as I write this. Right now the fifth inning is about to start and my beloved Cubs are winning 2 to 0. I am very stressed as the Cubs really need to win to set the tone for the series.

Tonight I have the pleasure of being on JM Production set. My buddy Jim Powers invited me down for a very special moment in cinemtography. Ami Emerson is going to attempt to set the World Record for fried cum eating, as she is going to dine on a 70 man cum omelet. I just off the phone with her and she said this, ?I am hungry for cum. I want all you guys cum down and help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452?

God Bless Ami Emerson and God Bless the Chicago Cubs

I know I am being premature about posting this picture, but here is to postitive thinking.

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