I'm Considering Suicide - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Holy Hell - that's genius!!!!

You could also go to Washington and jump the fence to you know where with a pistol in either hand and count how many steps you get before the first sniper round goes through your skull.

actually this could benifit the working stiff

Owner · 09-30-2008, 07:28 PM

Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol

Just a PSA

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-30-2008, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I don't know if I can trust you though. You look kind of scary like that Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach or something

I'm on your side, I like your attitude and this thread... I'm your friend

Not really killing myself, but I've always had this fantasy of walking into a kindergarden classroom and find the littlest kid there, walk him/her up to the chalkboard to "help" them out, and repeatedly slam their face on the ledge of the chalkboard untill it caves in....

anyway, I gotta go change my daughters diaper, enjoy the thread.

Iron Fist · 09-30-2008, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Owner

Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol

Just a PSA

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

I'm on your side, I like your attitude and this thread... I'm your friend

Not really killing myself, but I've always had this fantasy of walking into a kindergarden classroom and find the littlest kid there, walk him/her up to the chalkboard to "help" them out, and repeatedly slam their face on the ledge of the chalkboard untill it caves in....

anyway, I gotta go change my daughters diaper, enjoy the thread.

You know what? We should die together.

I can't believe this thread has lasted this long. I actually tried to make creative, constructive beneficial threads.

Now, I just feel we owe the masses something.

Maybe you can kill yourself and I won't have to...

Bojangles · 09-30-2008, 07:45 PM

Some good ideas here.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-30-2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

You know what? We should die together.

I can't believe this thread has lasted this long. I actually tried to make creative, constructive beneficial threads.

Now, I just feel we owe the masses something.

Maybe you can kill yourself and I won't have to...

Only if we drink poisonous kool-aid and you hold my hand while we... err i do it.

J. Falcon · 09-30-2008, 07:56 PM

What a stupid fucking thing to say. Even by GFY standards.

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Only if we drink poisonous kool-aid and you hold my hand while we... err i do it.

Dude you're so tempting me. I'll bet GFY would sore in ratings if we made our suicide pact (did i spell that right) here.

This is just too awesome.

Do you think it will feel good! I'd like to feel good on my way out!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-30-2008, 07:58 PM

Sure, it will feel as good as sunday morning!

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

What a stupid fucking thing to say. Even by GFY standards.

You know what, Slick? you have your standards and we have ours!

Either get with the program or look for the exit sign.

Juicy D. Links · 09-30-2008, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Okay, that's the respect I'm looking for

go get some Bleach n Drano n drink it its the solution!!

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Sure, it will feel as good as sunday morning!

Sunday morning has sucked since Tom Brady went down with torn ACL.

Let do this now!

I can't live with myself anymore.

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

go get some Bleach n Drano n drink it its the solution!!

That will leave such a mess though

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

go get some Bleach n Drano n drink it its the solution!!

Maybe if i sip slowly.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-30-2008, 08:05 PM

I really don't know if I wanna off myself without atleast taking out a bunch of random innocent bystanders...

Can we hold this off untill tomorrow after I go on a rampage?

J. Falcon · 09-30-2008, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

You know what, Slick? you have your standards and we have ours!

Either get with the program or look for the exit sign.

Looks your the one looking for the exit sign.

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

I really don't know if I wanna off myself without atleast taking out a bunch of random innocent bystanders...

Can we hold this off untill tomorrow after I go on a rampage?

Okay, if that's what it comes down to, then I'm ready to sacrifice people I don't care about too!

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Looks your the one looking for the exit sign.

Shit no! Me and my man are going ballistic! We're going to waste everyone!

J. Falcon · 09-30-2008, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Okay, if that's what it comes down to, then I'm ready to sacrifice people I don't care about too!

J. Falcon · 09-30-2008, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Shit no! Me and my man are going ballistic! We're going to waste everyone!

Supz · 09-30-2008, 08:17 PM

Consideration is for pussys

J. Falcon · 09-30-2008, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Maybe if i sip slowly.

J. Falcon · 09-30-2008, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Dude you're so tempting me. I'll bet GFY would sore in ratings if we made our suicide pact (did i spell that right) here.

This is just too awesome.

Do you think it will feel good! I'd like to feel good on my way out!

J. Falcon · 09-30-2008, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

What are some unique ways or ideas? I would want to go out with a huge bang. I don't neccesarily want to hurt others in the process, but am not entirely against it if the idea is unique hasn't been used before.

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Okay, I have to get some sleep, but when I wake up refreshed I promise I'm going to waste people like worse than...

something, something, something...

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

You know what? I think this is reverse discrimination.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-30-2008, 08:28 PM

J. Falcon, you seem pissed, are you sad he's gonna off himself?

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

J. Falcon, you seem pissed, are you sad he's gonna off himself?

Actually make sure he knows I'm going to do it respectfully.

In fact I was just about to do it but found out there were posts in gfy I hadn't answered

J. Falcon · 09-30-2008, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

J. Falcon, you seem pissed, are you sad he's gonna off himself?

Nah, it's all good.

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Actually make sure he knows I'm going to do it respectfully.

In fact I was just about to do it but found out there were posts in gfy I hadn't answered

Shit and now Joan Jet just came on the Radio.

How am I suppose to deal with all this?

Loki · 09-30-2008, 08:43 PM

Smutnut, are you the same guy who's starting a mainstream "funny" site... if so me thinks your just fishing for more content to put on it lol, with that said here's mine....

(1) Piece of your mind
Line up about 10 key people from your life that have fucked you up in some way shape or form (parents, ex's whatever) have then lined up in lines of 3 or 4, make sure it's a tight lineup no more then 3 rows deep.

Make sure everyone can see you clearly!

Now turn around with your back to them and BLAST your self in the face with a shotgun (use buckshot!)

The end result will be your brains being blown onto the faces of those behind you, leaving you dead and giving all those fucks a piece of your mind.

(2) Cool it fucker!

Get yourself an industrial fan, I mean a BIG FUCKER!! take off the protective cover and tape some heavy duty tape to one of the fan blades, then take a razor blade and skim the first layer of your skin off and attach the other side of the tape to your skin.

Turn on the fan, and with any luck you'll unravel and die

This method might take more then one attempt to achieve total success.

(3)Good to the last pop

Grab yourself about 20 lbs of pop corn kernels, and six electric blankets (They still make these right???) Swallow as much of the pop corn kernels as you can handle... don't be a pussy try for the full 20lbs!!!! then wrap yourself up with all the blankets and crank them on high, in about 30 minutes or so you'll turn into not only one less fucker on the planet but a tasty snack for the EMT's who have to show up to clean you up.

-Loki-

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 08:44 PM

I want to go to bed but I'm afraid you guys are going to say bad things about me and tarnish my reputation.

Iron Fist · 09-30-2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Maybe if i sip slowly.

It burns going down... chugging is better... or so i'm told... err I read somewhere...a long long time ago... yeah.

J. Falcon · 09-30-2008, 08:46 PM

This video might help.

smutnut · 09-30-2008, 08:47 PM

I had no idea how many suicidal fucks existed until i started this thread. No wonder so many people are mad at me.

xmas13 · 09-30-2008, 08:47 PM

What about trying to steal crack in an African American neighborhood in Detroit, MI?

J. Falcon · 09-30-2008, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by xmas13

What about trying to steal crack in an African American neighborhood in Detroit, MI?

That's a good one.

09-30-2008, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by xmas13

What about trying to steal crack in an African American neighborhood in Detroit, MI?

That will do it.

kaori · 09-30-2008, 11:57 PM

Put on a helmet, a cape, and go in your underwear..
Remove a manhole cover on the street below a tall building.....

go to the roof of the building - and try to dive into the hole....
imagine the spectacle!

topnotch, standup guy · 10-01-2008, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

You know, Charles... if someone here wanted to do the right thing, and call the authorities about someone about to kill themselves... and you weren't serious, you'd end up with one hell of a bill.

Just some food for thought.

This is a dumb thread but what you just did is even worse.

Much worse

SomeCreep · 10-01-2008, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

This video might help.

i've loved that song for over 10 years now

GregE · 10-01-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by kaori

Put on a helmet, a cape, and go in your underwear..
Remove a manhole cover on the street below a tall building.....

go to the roof of the building - and try to dive into the hole....
imagine the spectacle!

And if you pass through the manhole, even your worst critics will then have to concede that you didn't fail at everything

lazycash · 04-16-2012, 03:10 PM

Just because you thought the chat bot was a real girl doesn't mean you have to kill yourself. Spacedog made it through the ordeal and you can too.

smutnut · 04-16-2012, 03:12 PM

Damn ain't this a huge old thread? I think I thought my name was on it but way before I was banned twice and came back again LOL

Just curious

Alex69 · 04-16-2012, 03:15 PM

just do it or dont but dont other others with it - as we dont care.

smutnut · 04-16-2012, 03:16 PM

smutnut · 04-16-2012, 03:20 PM

L-Pink · 04-16-2012, 03:21 PM

Promises, promises

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smutnut · 04-16-2012, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Promises, promises

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09-30-2008, 07:28 PM	#102
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09-30-2008, 08:43 PM	#132
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	Smutnut, are you the same guy who's starting a mainstream "funny" site... if so me thinks your just fishing for more content to put on it lol, with that said here's mine.... (1) Piece of your mind Line up about 10 key people from your life that have fucked you up in some way shape or form (parents, ex's whatever) have then lined up in lines of 3 or 4, make sure it's a tight lineup no more then 3 rows deep. Make sure everyone can see you clearly! Now turn around with your back to them and BLAST your self in the face with a shotgun (use buckshot!) The end result will be your brains being blown onto the faces of those behind you, leaving you dead and giving all those fucks a piece of your mind. (2) Cool it fucker! Get yourself an industrial fan, I mean a BIG FUCKER!! take off the protective cover and tape some heavy duty tape to one of the fan blades, then take a razor blade and skim the first layer of your skin off and attach the other side of the tape to your skin. Turn on the fan, and with any luck you'll unravel and die This method might take more then one attempt to achieve total success. (3)Good to the last pop Grab yourself about 20 lbs of pop corn kernels, and six electric blankets (They still make these right???) Swallow as much of the pop corn kernels as you can handle... don't be a pussy try for the full 20lbs!!!! then wrap yourself up with all the blankets and crank them on high, in about 30 minutes or so you'll turn into not only one less fucker on the planet but a tasty snack for the EMT's who have to show up to clean you up. -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I had no idea how many suicidal fucks existed until i started this thread. No wonder so many people are mad at me.

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Damn ain't this a huge old thread? I think I thought my name was on it but way before I was banned twice and came back again LOL Just curious

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