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Porno Dan · 09-23-2008, 07:25 PM

I bought a couple very fitting url?s today. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com and LittlePenisthatCould.com, anyone who has seen me in action knows these fit me perfectly.

I was talking to my friend Cole Montana today, and he told me how he was shooting a ?fraternity house? scene. He said they went through 8 guys, all of whom were unable to perform on film in front of a crowd of people. He asked me how I am able to get it up and cum in bars, clubs, restaurants, conventions etc?I told him it because I am, ?The Little Penis That Could.?

We laughed, and I thought that would be a great new name for one of my sites. It?s all about guys with small penises that can fuck in front of crowds, while the guys with donkey dicks fail! It think it will be hilarious, and I know I will have a great time shooting it,

BTW - My friends Rick Shameless and Jim Powers say the reason I can fuck in front of huge crowds, and come again over and over, is that I have no heart. They claim I have a third testicle instead of a heart, as a result of a genetic mutation. I am going on the record to say that, ?I will not admit to, deny or dispute this claim."

munki · 09-23-2008, 07:28 PM

Testicle Heart!!!

Rorschach · 09-23-2008, 09:13 PM

Damn that dirty bitch is choking on it... Right there in the bar too. What a nasty cock loving slut.

Martin · 09-23-2008, 09:34 PM

You forgot while doing a interview too.

D Ghost · 09-23-2008, 09:38 PM

hahahaha niiice

cooool · 09-24-2008, 02:14 AM

It's good for them that they aren't embarrassed of their small dicks but I don't think it's something to be bragging about. Rather pathetic...

Manowar · 09-24-2008, 02:56 AM

hahaha, awesome website title

rawaccess · 09-24-2008, 02:59 AM

nice pics!

fuzzylogic · 09-24-2008, 03:01 AM

lol you will make men across america proud

Jimmy Nobody · 09-24-2008, 03:05 AM

Good stuff!! How you been Dan?

Odin · 09-24-2008, 03:27 AM

The real reason? He keeps a cialis in his wallet.

bns666 · 09-24-2008, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Where can I get a t-shirt like this?

PurrrsianPussyKat · 09-24-2008, 05:44 AM

I've heard people say guys think with their dicks.. but a testicle for a heart is a new one on me.

HorseShit · 09-24-2008, 06:15 AM

sucks to be you

Fletch XXX · 09-24-2008, 06:21 AM

the ashtray makes that pic so much more hawt

Bojangles · 09-24-2008, 07:35 AM

Hahaha. Awesome.

LAJ · 09-24-2008, 07:53 AM

More power to ya Dan... Good luck with it all!

CaptainHowdy · 09-24-2008, 08:51 AM

Lollllll

sweetredhead · 09-24-2008, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I bought a couple very fitting url?s today. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com and LittlePenisthatCould.com, anyone who has seen me in action knows these fit me perfectly.

I was talking to my friend Cole Montana today, and he told me how he was shooting a ?fraternity house? scene. He said they went through 8 guys, all of whom were unable to perform on film in front of a crowd of people. He asked me how I am able to get it up and cum in bars, clubs, restaurants, conventions etc?I told him it because I am, ?The Little Penis That Could.?

We laughed, and I thought that would be a great new name for one of my sites. It?s all about guys with small penises that can fuck in front of crowds, while the guys with donkey dicks fail! It think it will be hilarious, and I know I will have a great time shooting it,

BTW - My friends Rick Shameless and Jim Powers say the reason I can fuck in front of huge crowds, and come again over and over, is that I have no heart. They claim I have a third testicle instead of a heart, as a result of a genetic mutation. I am going on the record to say that, ?I will not admit to, deny or dispute this claim."

Kudles · 09-24-2008, 11:21 AM

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TubeTitans_SusieQ · 09-24-2008, 11:26 AM

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Porno Dan · 09-24-2008, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief

The real reason? He keeps a cialis in his wallet.

I am my wallet LOL - I keep Rhino51.com in my blood stream at all times

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Originally Posted by Martin

You forgot while doing a interview too.

I do have an ability to that

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Originally Posted by LAJ

More power to ya Dan... Good luck with it all!

Thanks I appreciate it

Hollywood Horwitz · 09-24-2008, 05:19 PM

LOL great pics!

tranza · 09-25-2008, 07:44 AM

Hahaha...very funny domains!

vidvicious · 09-25-2008, 07:46 AM

ROFLMAO ....

thats a perfect url for ya ... !!

carol.prime · 09-25-2008, 09:15 AM

Like the hard thing on you Dan. yummy!

Halcyon · 09-25-2008, 10:10 AM

LOVE the domain. (and your penis)

Dwreck · 09-25-2008, 10:37 AM

I gotta give credit to Dan!

1. to have the balls to whip out your cock anywhere
2. I know you get alot of haters that say euuuu your dirty but damn dude I will never get as much tail as you.
3. OVerall dan is a pretty positive guy and lives the dream
4. He can make fun of his own penis size
5. his has good writting skills and makes has an attitude of gratitude when posting

Well done Dan.

maybe my idea of smalldicksbigtits.com paysite may work. lol

Nineteen85 · 09-25-2008, 11:42 AM

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Porno Dan · 09-26-2008, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vidvicious

ROFLMAO ....

thats a perfect url for ya ... !!

Thanks buddy it is the perfect domain for me isn't it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

LOVE the domain. (and your penis)

Thanks Hal I may have to go Pink for a day at Webmaster Access

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck

I gotta give credit to Dan!

1. to have the balls to whip out your cock anywhere
2. I know you get alot of haters that say euuuu your dirty but damn dude I will never get as much tail as you.
3. OVerall dan is a pretty positive guy and lives the dream
4. He can make fun of his own penis size
5. his has good writting skills and makes has an attitude of gratitude when posting

Well done Dan.

maybe my idea of smalldicksbigtits.com paysite may work. lol

Thank you for the kind words Dwreck.

I trust that you are coming to Webmaster Access West.

xPeeps is going to be throwing a huge kick off party on November 20 at Blue Moon Nights; I would love it if you can make it and hang out with me at the party.

Shameless · 09-27-2008, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

Testicle Heart!!!

Dan has a TART

mikeyddddd · 09-27-2008, 05:05 PM

brandonstills · 09-27-2008, 05:30 PM

Haha. That's funny. I almost had my dick out at one of those parties.

09-23-2008, 07:25 PM	#1
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