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Old 09-23-2008, 07:25 PM  
Porno Dan
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The Little Penis That Could.com

I bought a couple very fitting url?s today. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com and LittlePenisthatCould.com, anyone who has seen me in action knows these fit me perfectly.

I was talking to my friend Cole Montana today, and he told me how he was shooting a ?fraternity house? scene. He said they went through 8 guys, all of whom were unable to perform on film in front of a crowd of people. He asked me how I am able to get it up and cum in bars, clubs, restaurants, conventions etc?I told him it because I am, ?The Little Penis That Could.?

We laughed, and I thought that would be a great new name for one of my sites. It?s all about guys with small penises that can fuck in front of crowds, while the guys with donkey dicks fail! It think it will be hilarious, and I know I will have a great time shooting it,

BTW - My friends Rick Shameless and Jim Powers say the reason I can fuck in front of huge crowds, and come again over and over, is that I have no heart. They claim I have a third testicle instead of a heart, as a result of a genetic mutation. I am going on the record to say that, ?I will not admit to, deny or dispute this claim."




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