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The Little Penis That Could.com
I bought a couple very fitting url?s today. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com and LittlePenisthatCould.com, anyone who has seen me in action knows these fit me perfectly.
I was talking to my friend Cole Montana today, and he told me how he was shooting a ?fraternity house? scene. He said they went through 8 guys, all of whom were unable to perform on film in front of a crowd of people. He asked me how I am able to get it up and cum in bars, clubs, restaurants, conventions etc?I told him it because I am, ?The Little Penis That Could.? We laughed, and I thought that would be a great new name for one of my sites. It?s all about guys with small penises that can fuck in front of crowds, while the guys with donkey dicks fail! It think it will be hilarious, and I know I will have a great time shooting it, BTW - My friends Rick Shameless and Jim Powers say the reason I can fuck in front of huge crowds, and come again over and over, is that I have no heart. They claim I have a third testicle instead of a heart, as a result of a genetic mutation. I am going on the record to say that, ?I will not admit to, deny or dispute this claim." http://www.pornodan.com/wp-content/g...r/dsc_3858.jpg http://www.pornodan.com/wp-content/g...s/100_4180.jpg |
Testicle Heart!!!
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Damn that dirty bitch is choking on it... Right there in the bar too. What a nasty cock loving slut.
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You forgot while doing a interview too.
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hahahaha niiice
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Nothing to brag about
It's good for them that they aren't embarrassed of their small dicks but I don't think it's something to be bragging about. Rather pathetic...
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hahaha, awesome website title
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nice pics!
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lol you will make men across america proud :)
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Good stuff!! How you been Dan?
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The real reason? He keeps a cialis in his wallet.
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I've heard people say guys think with their dicks.. but a testicle for a heart is a new one on me.
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sucks to be you
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the ashtray makes that pic so much more hawt
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Hahaha. Awesome.
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More power to ya Dan... Good luck with it all!
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Lollllll
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I love it your penis is rad!
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those photos are priceless
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LOL great pics!
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Hahaha...very funny domains!
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ROFLMAO ....
thats a perfect url for ya ... !! |
Like the hard thing on you Dan. yummy!
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LOVE the domain. (and your penis)
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I gotta give credit to Dan!
1. to have the balls to whip out your cock anywhere 2. I know you get alot of haters that say euuuu your dirty but damn dude I will never get as much tail as you. 3. OVerall dan is a pretty positive guy and lives the dream 4. He can make fun of his own penis size 5. his has good writting skills and makes has an attitude of gratitude when posting Well done Dan. maybe my idea of smalldicksbigtits.com paysite may work. lol |
Woohoo for small dicks!!!
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Thanks Hal I may have to go Pink for a day at Webmaster Access Quote:
Thank you for the kind words Dwreck. I trust that you are coming to Webmaster Access West. xPeeps is going to be throwing a huge kick off party on November 20 at Blue Moon Nights; I would love it if you can make it and hang out with me at the party. http://www.pornodan.com/wp-content/g...r/dsc_3825.jpg |
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Haha. That's funny. I almost had my dick out at one of those parties.
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