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Porno Dan 09-23-2008 07:25 PM

The Little Penis That Could.com
 
I bought a couple very fitting url?s today. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com and LittlePenisthatCould.com, anyone who has seen me in action knows these fit me perfectly.

I was talking to my friend Cole Montana today, and he told me how he was shooting a ?fraternity house? scene. He said they went through 8 guys, all of whom were unable to perform on film in front of a crowd of people. He asked me how I am able to get it up and cum in bars, clubs, restaurants, conventions etc?I told him it because I am, ?The Little Penis That Could.?

We laughed, and I thought that would be a great new name for one of my sites. It?s all about guys with small penises that can fuck in front of crowds, while the guys with donkey dicks fail! It think it will be hilarious, and I know I will have a great time shooting it,

BTW - My friends Rick Shameless and Jim Powers say the reason I can fuck in front of huge crowds, and come again over and over, is that I have no heart. They claim I have a third testicle instead of a heart, as a result of a genetic mutation. I am going on the record to say that, ?I will not admit to, deny or dispute this claim."

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munki 09-23-2008 07:28 PM

Testicle Heart!!!

Rorschach 09-23-2008 09:13 PM

Damn that dirty bitch is choking on it... Right there in the bar too. What a nasty cock loving slut.

Martin 09-23-2008 09:34 PM

You forgot while doing a interview too.

D Ghost 09-23-2008 09:38 PM

hahahaha niiice

cooool 09-24-2008 02:14 AM

Nothing to brag about
 
It's good for them that they aren't embarrassed of their small dicks but I don't think it's something to be bragging about. Rather pathetic...

Manowar 09-24-2008 02:56 AM

hahaha, awesome website title

rawaccess 09-24-2008 02:59 AM

nice pics!

fuzzylogic 09-24-2008 03:01 AM

lol you will make men across america proud :)

Jimmy Nobody 09-24-2008 03:05 AM

Good stuff!! How you been Dan?

Odin 09-24-2008 03:27 AM

The real reason? He keeps a cialis in his wallet.

bns666 09-24-2008 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14796661)

Where can I get a t-shirt like this? :)

PurrrsianPussyKat 09-24-2008 05:44 AM

I've heard people say guys think with their dicks.. but a testicle for a heart is a new one on me.

HorseShit 09-24-2008 06:15 AM

sucks to be you

Fletch XXX 09-24-2008 06:21 AM

the ashtray makes that pic so much more hawt

Bojangles 09-24-2008 07:35 AM

Hahaha. Awesome.

LAJ 09-24-2008 07:53 AM

More power to ya Dan... Good luck with it all!

CaptainHowdy 09-24-2008 08:51 AM

Lollllll

sweetredhead 09-24-2008 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14796661)
I bought a couple very fitting url?s today. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com and LittlePenisthatCould.com, anyone who has seen me in action knows these fit me perfectly.

I was talking to my friend Cole Montana today, and he told me how he was shooting a ?fraternity house? scene. He said they went through 8 guys, all of whom were unable to perform on film in front of a crowd of people. He asked me how I am able to get it up and cum in bars, clubs, restaurants, conventions etc?I told him it because I am, ?The Little Penis That Could.?

We laughed, and I thought that would be a great new name for one of my sites. It?s all about guys with small penises that can fuck in front of crowds, while the guys with donkey dicks fail! It think it will be hilarious, and I know I will have a great time shooting it,

BTW - My friends Rick Shameless and Jim Powers say the reason I can fuck in front of huge crowds, and come again over and over, is that I have no heart. They claim I have a third testicle instead of a heart, as a result of a genetic mutation. I am going on the record to say that, ?I will not admit to, deny or dispute this claim."

http://www.pornodan.com/wp-content/g...r/dsc_3858.jpg


http://www.pornodan.com/wp-content/g...s/100_4180.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Kudles 09-24-2008 11:21 AM

I love it your penis is rad!

TubeTitans_SusieQ 09-24-2008 11:26 AM

those photos are priceless

Porno Dan 09-24-2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief (Post 14797800)
The real reason? He keeps a cialis in his wallet.

I am my wallet LOL - I keep Rhino51.com in my blood stream at all times

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 14796936)
You forgot while doing a interview too.

I do have an ability to that

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 14798987)
More power to ya Dan... Good luck with it all!

Thanks I appreciate it

Hollywood Horwitz 09-24-2008 05:19 PM

LOL great pics!

tranza 09-25-2008 07:44 AM

Hahaha...very funny domains!

vidvicious 09-25-2008 07:46 AM

ROFLMAO ....

thats a perfect url for ya ... !!

carol.prime 09-25-2008 09:15 AM

Like the hard thing on you Dan. yummy!

Halcyon 09-25-2008 10:10 AM

LOVE the domain. (and your penis)

Dwreck 09-25-2008 10:37 AM

I gotta give credit to Dan!

1. to have the balls to whip out your cock anywhere
2. I know you get alot of haters that say euuuu your dirty but damn dude I will never get as much tail as you.
3. OVerall dan is a pretty positive guy and lives the dream
4. He can make fun of his own penis size
5. his has good writting skills and makes has an attitude of gratitude when posting

Well done Dan.

maybe my idea of smalldicksbigtits.com paysite may work. lol

Nineteen85 09-25-2008 11:42 AM

Woohoo for small dicks!!!

Porno Dan 09-26-2008 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vidvicious (Post 14806162)
ROFLMAO ....

thats a perfect url for ya ... !!

Thanks buddy it is the perfect domain for me isn't it :1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon (Post 14807266)
LOVE the domain. (and your penis)


Thanks Hal I may have to go Pink for a day at Webmaster Access

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 14807580)
I gotta give credit to Dan!

1. to have the balls to whip out your cock anywhere
2. I know you get alot of haters that say euuuu your dirty but damn dude I will never get as much tail as you.
3. OVerall dan is a pretty positive guy and lives the dream
4. He can make fun of his own penis size
5. his has good writting skills and makes has an attitude of gratitude when posting

Well done Dan.

maybe my idea of smalldicksbigtits.com paysite may work. lol


Thank you for the kind words Dwreck.

I trust that you are coming to Webmaster Access West.

xPeeps is going to be throwing a huge kick off party on November 20 at Blue Moon Nights; I would love it if you can make it and hang out with me at the party.


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Shameless 09-27-2008 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 14796671)
Testicle Heart!!!

Dan has a TART

mikeyddddd 09-27-2008 05:05 PM


brandonstills 09-27-2008 05:30 PM

Haha. That's funny. I almost had my dick out at one of those parties.


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