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What would you do? (Pic)
If a guy you've never met before asks you out to lunch and you give him your cell number and then he sends you this picture of himself a few days later....what would you do?
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Gay is not my thing
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Now Giving 1 Fuck Daily
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send him a picture of yourself with your hair in curlers and a mudpack on your face with a vibrator in your right hand then ask him what time the halloween party starts. ;)
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wow....i'd ask him if he was contemplating suicide with that gun and remind him its a good idea..lol jk
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So Fucking Banned
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Tell him his gun is so show offy that he is using it because he has a little winky and you just lost your appetite.......
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He looks gay..
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BIG GUN little dick syndrome
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ghey alert no doubt.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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buy a dildo
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So Fucking Banned
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Time to seriously reconsider moving and getting an unlisted number
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So Fucking Banned
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I wouldn't go...
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there's no $$$ in porn
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ask him if he's trying to compensate for something...
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Looks like over compensation for a small dick very true
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yeah....what was he planning on eatin' for lunch??
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hahaha i'd stop looking for guys wherever you are looking for them
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I need a beer
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Wear a bullet proof vest
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Meet him for lunch. You don't want him coming after you with that thing if you piss him off, right?
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post it on gfy
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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He has a small penis, and is gay.
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Run!
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Yeah, men with small penis have big guns and big cars
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I know that alot of less intelligent females are "scared of guns".
Usually the ones who burn their bras and can't imagine a blowjob lasting more than ten minutes. I had one over one time left my house when she saw a shotgun on the desk. She just left. The gun and bike could be in the picture to let you know hey I like bikes and guns and don't want to deal with someone who would be annoyed by that. It probably does say hey I have a small johnson, though The guy who is going to hold you hostage kill you is the one who hides his guns from you. Imagine if you're going to shoot some one. Do you let them see the guns right away? No. You pull it when they aren't looking, they turn around, BLAM. Most murderers do not go out looking for someone to shoot by showing off his guns. |
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I bet you're right..
It's probably the guys who buy the most expensive automobile they can possibly afford, these days it ain't a BIG FINE CAR it's a 250k compact I've had big guns and I don't know of any association between them and my junk, but I am sure that it is common. They say that a man who smokes cigars sees them as an extension of his thing. Smoking just makes it not work as well so that's stupid too. |
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change your number!
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The mother fucker has a machine gun on a tricked out bike with mother fucking flames on it.. I would run like a mother fucker, get a new cell phone and hope to god he does not know where you live !!!
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Sexy pic
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Meet him for lunch. Ask him why he has those props. And change your number afterwards.
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Send him to fastsize.com
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that's what i was gonna say! don't even interact at this point. ignore him til he goes away
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Text message him you don't date hicks then block his number.
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lol.. made me spit out my water
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Never talk to him again! hahaha
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oh god, i remember this picture, LOL
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boots are my religion
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i would marry him
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