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NicAngel 09-26-2008 11:39 AM

What would you do? (Pic)
 
If a guy you've never met before asks you out to lunch and you give him your cell number and then he sends you this picture of himself a few days later....what would you do?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...s/freakboy.jpg

charleychacko 09-26-2008 11:41 AM

Gay is not my thing

Kelli58 09-26-2008 11:42 AM

If I got that picture, I wouldn't go. Maybe it's just me but that big gun is just a mood killer for me. :P

Adam X 09-26-2008 11:54 AM

send him a picture of yourself with your hair in curlers and a mudpack on your face with a vibrator in your right hand then ask him what time the halloween party starts. ;)

Verbal 09-26-2008 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porndude (Post 14812331)
send him a picture of yourself with your hair in curlers and a mudpack on your face with a vibrator in your right hand then ask him what time the halloween party starts. ;)

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

TubeTitans_SusieQ 09-26-2008 12:05 PM

wow....i'd ask him if he was contemplating suicide with that gun and remind him its a good idea..lol jk

Eriic 09-26-2008 12:35 PM

Tell him his gun is so show offy that he is using it because he has a little winky and you just lost your appetite.......

seeandsee 09-26-2008 12:45 PM

get new number

Kick Ass Chat 09-26-2008 12:48 PM

He looks gay..:helpme

NicAngel 09-26-2008 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic (Post 14812482)
Tell him his gun is so show offy that he is using it because he has a little winky and you just lost your appetite.......

BIG GUN little dick syndrome

Sid70 09-26-2008 12:53 PM

ghey alert no doubt.

_Richard_ 09-26-2008 12:53 PM

buy a dildo :(

NicAngel 09-26-2008 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultmix (Post 14812554)
ghey alert no doubt.

Psycho jeffrey dahmer alert:helpme

Eriic 09-26-2008 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBR Richard (Post 14812557)
buy a dildo :(

Only if it is a Thrustmaster:GFYBand:party-smi

B O B 09-26-2008 01:01 PM

Time to seriously reconsider moving and getting an unlisted number

Rorschach 09-26-2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porndude (Post 14812331)
send him a picture of yourself with your hair in curlers and a mudpack on your face with a vibrator in your right hand then ask him what time the halloween party starts. ;)

ok that was fucken funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A-n-D-r-E-S 09-26-2008 02:16 PM

I wouldn't go...

Bojangles 09-26-2008 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porndude (Post 14812331)
send him a picture of yourself with your hair in curlers and a mudpack on your face with a vibrator in your right hand then ask him what time the halloween party starts. ;)

:1orglaugh

u-Bob 09-26-2008 02:19 PM

ask him if he's trying to compensate for something... :)

sweetredhead 09-26-2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicAngel (Post 14812552)
BIG GUN little dick syndrome

Looks like over compensation for a small dick very true

NicAngel 09-26-2008 03:13 PM

yeah....what was he planning on eatin' for lunch??

papill0n 09-26-2008 06:30 PM

hahaha i'd stop looking for guys wherever you are looking for them

Spunky 09-26-2008 06:59 PM

Wear a bullet proof vest

psbfo 09-26-2008 08:46 PM

Meet him for lunch. You don't want him coming after you with that thing if you piss him off, right? :1orglaugh

skinnay 09-26-2008 09:21 PM

post it on gfy

DefaultMan 09-26-2008 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnay (Post 14814332)
post it on gfy

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

uno 09-26-2008 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 14813747)
hahaha i'd stop looking for guys wherever you are looking for them

:thumbsup

martinsc 09-26-2008 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porndude (Post 14812331)
send him a picture of yourself with your hair in curlers and a mudpack on your face with a vibrator in your right hand then ask him what time the halloween party starts. ;)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Manowar 09-27-2008 02:58 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porndude (Post 14812331)
send him a picture of yourself with your hair in curlers and a mudpack on your face with a vibrator in your right hand then ask him what time the halloween party starts. ;)


Scott McD 09-27-2008 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicAngel (Post 14812552)
BIG GUN little dick syndrome

He has a small penis, and is gay.

Sucks to be him... :2 cents:

OY 09-27-2008 03:06 AM

Run!

....

Marky333 09-27-2008 03:27 AM

Yeah, men with small penis have big guns and big cars :)

MrMaxwell 09-27-2008 03:44 AM

I know that alot of less intelligent females are "scared of guns".
Usually the ones who burn their bras and can't imagine a blowjob lasting more than ten minutes.

I had one over one time left my house when she saw a shotgun on the desk.
She just left.

The gun and bike could be in the picture to let you know hey I like bikes and guns and don't want to deal with someone who would be annoyed by that. It probably does say hey I have a small johnson, though :)


The guy who is going to hold you hostage kill you is the one who hides his guns from you. Imagine if you're going to shoot some one. Do you let them see the guns right away? No. You pull it when they aren't looking, they turn around, BLAM. Most murderers do not go out looking for someone to shoot by showing off his guns.

MrMaxwell 09-27-2008 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marky333 (Post 14814696)
Yeah, men with small penis have big guns and big cars :)

I bet you're right..
It's probably the guys who buy the most expensive automobile they can possibly afford, these days it ain't a BIG FINE CAR it's a 250k compact :mad:

I've had big guns and I don't know of any association between them and my junk, but I am sure that it is common.

They say that a man who smokes cigars sees them as an extension of his thing. Smoking just makes it not work as well so that's stupid too.

Violetta 09-27-2008 05:49 AM

change your number!

Zuzana Designs 09-27-2008 06:15 AM

The mother fucker has a machine gun on a tricked out bike with mother fucking flames on it.. I would run like a mother fucker, get a new cell phone and hope to god he does not know where you live !!!

Big John 09-27-2008 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 14814713)
I know that alot of less intelligent females are "scared of guns".
Usually the ones who burn their bras and can't imagine a blowjob lasting more than ten minutes.

That statement alone shows it's far from being just gun fearing females with intelligence problems :2 cents:

Kudles 09-30-2008 12:19 PM

Sexy pic

ExLust 09-30-2008 06:31 PM

Meet him for lunch. Ask him why he has those props. And change your number afterwards.

BlackCrayon 09-30-2008 06:46 PM

Send him to fastsize.com

NY Jester 09-30-2008 09:40 PM

ask if the date can be a ride together on those choppers

woj 09-30-2008 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porndude (Post 14812331)
send him a picture of yourself with your hair in curlers and a mudpack on your face with a vibrator in your right hand then ask him what time the halloween party starts. ;)

:1orglaugh

Iron Fist 09-30-2008 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porndude (Post 14812331)
send him a picture of yourself with your hair in curlers and a mudpack on your face with a vibrator in your right hand then ask him what time the halloween party starts. ;)

Holy fuck... ROFL LOL... That guy might end up blowing his own brains out :)

Imortyl Pussycat 09-30-2008 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicAngel (Post 14812571)
Psycho jeffrey dahmer alert:helpme

that's what i was gonna say! don't even interact at this point. ignore him til he goes away

fallenmuffin 09-30-2008 10:17 PM

Text message him you don't date hicks then block his number.

VeriSexy 09-30-2008 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porndude (Post 14812331)
send him a picture of yourself with your hair in curlers and a mudpack on your face with a vibrator in your right hand then ask him what time the halloween party starts. ;)

lol.. made me spit out my water

tranza 10-01-2008 09:49 AM

Never talk to him again! hahaha

Manowar 10-01-2008 10:05 AM

oh god, i remember this picture, LOL

bobby666 10-01-2008 11:16 AM

i would marry him

Bugbee 10-01-2008 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 14812522)
get new number

exactly!!


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