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dropped9 · 09-04-2008, 07:00 PM

HAHAHAH

I need these guys to perform!!!!

Any ideas?

dropped9 · 09-04-2008, 07:01 PM

let me preempt the idiots

loose weight
twinkies
candthief calling me shitty designer

anything i miss?

IllTestYourGirls · 09-04-2008, 07:03 PM

but losing weight would dude. Im not saying it as a hater, just saying. Are you trying to father a kid? Do them a favor and lose the weight before it comes. Having a mother or father dying early sucks ass.

klaze · 09-04-2008, 07:09 PM

You should go to the doctor and get a full physical and then a test to check yer boys out..

It's all the usual shit.. Get exercise, eat healthy, etc..

Spunky · 09-04-2008, 07:16 PM

Keep the sack cold.sit on a block of ice for a hour before intercourse

aico · 09-04-2008, 07:23 PM

expel them every 3 days and start a fresh new batch.

GigoloShawn · 09-04-2008, 07:24 PM

Call them "Phelps."

Lycanthrope · 09-04-2008, 07:31 PM

Disable the interlock and remove the door on your microwave oven. Next, select auto-defrost with a meat weight that is approximately 1/2 that of your body weight. Start her up and stand with your junk in the opening. Repeat daily for 2 weeks.

NoWhErE · 09-04-2008, 07:35 PM

Keep working the breast stroke.

Inde · 09-04-2008, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Disable the interlock and remove the door on your microwave oven. Next, select auto-defrost with a meat weight that is approximately 1/2 that of your body weight. Start her up and stand with your junk in the opening. Repeat daily for 2 weeks.

Shey · 09-04-2008, 07:56 PM

Start doing speed, they'll at least be fast

Pics Traffic · 09-04-2008, 07:57 PM

Eat red meat.

Mike Semen · 09-04-2008, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shey

Start doing speed, they'll at least be fast

and your dick will be the size of an acorn.

bloggingseo · 09-04-2008, 08:08 PM

lol this thread is giving me nightmares

aico · 09-04-2008, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Semen

and your dick will be the size of an acorn.

In Headless' case, that would be an improvement.

gornyhuy · 09-04-2008, 08:30 PM

Volume Pills?
Lots of zinc?
Squeeze your big bitch tits and put on a wig?

dropped9 · 09-04-2008, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

but losing weight would dude. Im not saying it as a hater, just saying. Are you trying to father a kid? Do them a favor and lose the weight before it comes. Having a mother or father dying early sucks ass.

Have you seen a recent picture of me?

Nope...

Iron Fist · 09-04-2008, 09:08 PM

This thread delivers

sperbonzo · 09-04-2008, 09:10 PM

Do not wear tight underwear, loose boxers only. No hot baths or jacuzzi, take L-Arginine supplements, multi-vitamins, eat healthy, ease up on drinking and smoking. You should consider getting a semen analysis... cheap and easy, and it will tell you what you need to know.

I've been going through this, so I know.

.

Phil · 09-04-2008, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Have you seen a recent picture of me?

Nope...

post it. are you down to 450 lbs?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-04-2008, 09:16 PM

give them flotation devices.

sleazybunny · 09-05-2008, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Disable the interlock and remove the door on your microwave oven. Next, select auto-defrost with a meat weight that is approximately 1/2 that of your body weight. Start her up and stand with your junk in the opening. Repeat daily for 2 weeks.

I'm sore from laughing at that

I.

candyflip · 09-05-2008, 07:20 AM

If you could managed to swim 50 yards without dying, I would be impressed. I don't think that's too likely though. Your girl must be a real trooper. I bet she has to go digging for your little cock.

PS. You aren't a designer, you're just a hack with a copy of Photoshop. So I wouldn't ever call you a shitty one.

Sunny · 09-05-2008, 07:31 AM

yeah i think they need your advice

mrwilson · 09-05-2008, 07:34 AM

i can donate some?

09-04-2008, 07:00 PM	#1
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Best way to get my swimmers in tip tip shape? HAHAHAH I need these guys to perform!!!! Any ideas?

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IllTestYourGirls Ah My Balls Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under the gold leaf ICQ 388-454-421 Posts: 14,311	but losing weight would dude. Im not saying it as a hater, just saying. Are you trying to father a kid? Do them a favor and lose the weight before it comes. Having a mother or father dying early sucks ass. __________________

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dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	let me preempt the idiots loose weight twinkies candthief calling me shitty designer anything i miss?

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candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	If you could managed to swim 50 yards without dying, I would be impressed. I don't think that's too likely though. Your girl must be a real trooper. I bet she has to go digging for your little cock. PS. You aren't a designer, you're just a hack with a copy of Photoshop. So I wouldn't ever call you a shitty one. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me Last edited by candyflip; 09-05-2008 at 07:22 AM..

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