Best way to get my swimmers in tip tip shape?
 

HAHAHAH

I need these guys to perform!!!!

Any ideas?

let me preempt the idiots

loose weight
twinkies
candthief calling me shitty designer

anything i miss?

but losing weight would dude. Im not saying it as a hater, just saying. Are you trying to father a kid? Do them a favor and lose the weight before it comes. Having a mother or father dying early sucks ass.

You should go to the doctor and get a full physical and then a test to check yer boys out..

It's all the usual shit.. Get exercise, eat healthy, etc..

Keep the sack cold.sit on a block of ice for a hour before intercourse

expel them every 3 days and start a fresh new batch.

Call them "Phelps."

Disable the interlock and remove the door on your microwave oven. Next, select auto-defrost with a meat weight that is approximately 1/2 that of your body weight. Start her up and stand with your junk in the opening. Repeat daily for 2 weeks.

Keep working the breast stroke.

:Oh crap

Start doing speed, they'll at least be fast :)

Eat red meat.

and your dick will be the size of an acorn.

lol this thread is giving me nightmares

In Headless' case, that would be an improvement.

Volume Pills?
Lots of zinc?
Squeeze your big bitch tits and put on a wig?

Have you seen a recent picture of me?

Nope... :thumbsup

This thread delivers :)

Do not wear tight underwear, loose boxers only. No hot baths or jacuzzi, take L-Arginine supplements, multi-vitamins, eat healthy, ease up on drinking and smoking. You should consider getting a semen analysis... cheap and easy, and it will tell you what you need to know.


I've been going through this, so I know.

:)

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post it. are you down to 450 lbs?

give them flotation devices.

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I'm sore from laughing at that

I.

If you could managed to swim 50 yards without dying, I would be impressed. I don't think that's too likely though. Your girl must be a real trooper. I bet she has to go digging for your little cock.

PS. You aren't a designer, you're just a hack with a copy of Photoshop. So I wouldn't ever call you a shitty one. :1orglaugh

yeah i think they need your advice

i can donate some?