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droppin my sig off
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Nah, no drama. Just having a little fun.
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Now choke yourself!
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That's pretty fucking funny.
But, much like The Onion, your execution killed the joke.
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You saw me coming, dont ya?
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hehe
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lololololol. funny shit !1
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Now choke yourself!
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I looked again and I smirked again. It's a winner.
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Orgasms N Such!
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So, in order to survive in the industry, you feel the need to fuck the surfer? C'mon it's shit like this that made things tough in the first place.
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So Fucking Banned
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hahaha is all over this!
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ICQ:649699063
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Now choke yourself!
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funny shit indeed
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Blow Me U Geeks
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instant classic.
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Ah My Balls
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thanks for the laugh man that was pretty fucking funny
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I would give you extra points if you made it look like a press release.
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Haven't I seen something similar before?
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Shit, been doing that for 3 years now. That's old news.
Now we are doing malware that sniffs the surfers computer to find their credit card info and signs up for them, without them even knowing! They join up to about 20 sites and don't have a clue. God I love this business!!!! ;-) |
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I've actually seen that done before with illegally-obtained software.
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LOL!! That's great!
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Funny and kinda scary ;/ ....
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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It's just giving the surfer more value added services that they really want.
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lol! Good one!
But I just wish that you guys realized that prechecks ain't shit. I've seen a lot of posts on GFY babbling about x-sells fucking the surfer. Well, they aren't anything CLOSE to what was done with dialers a few years ago. It seems like none of the people on GFY seem to have been around in the late 1990's and early 2000's to remember the MILLIONS of dollars made on dialers. Ever hear about some of the "old school" "legends" who retired? That's how they did it. The shit that is said to be "fucking the surfer" like pre-checks (which are used by mainstream as well) are NOT fucking anybody. But boy...you let one of those aggressive dialers get your ass 10 years ago and you ended up with a phone bill in the THOUSANDS of dollars in a few hours. It was insane. Yep, a prechecked x-sell that allows the surfer to un-check it and then if he doesn't... charges him a dollar, and then sends him an email with full details about how to cancel before the rebill happens...I can't even compare that to the old dialers that were in the html of almost every big traffic site back in the day. Do any of you old timers remember Martin in Germany? He made us all a lot of money in Europe. Those things downloaded and installed themselves, disconnected the surfer from their isp, then reconnected them to the dialer program and started charging several dollars a MINUTE to surf. Now THAT was some serious fucking over of surfers. As I said MILLIONS were made for a lot of people. And yet...somehow people still come to porn sites. I don't think x-sells are the "true ruin of the industry" at all. People weren't deterred by the dialers, they weren't deterred by the old popups that were endless and would run all the ram out of your machine and force you to hard boot...and they aren't going to be deterred by stupid x-sells. Look at Naughty America. They are 100% clean with no x-sells. Never had 'em. They have great content and very good sites. Any of us that have been around for a few years have made great money with them. But not now. The tubes and torrents are killing their sales dead because they basically have their entire members areas of all their sites ripped and on display for free. That's your culprit. Not this little pansy ass shit that you noob's think is "fucking the surfer" You don't even have a clue how the surfers REALLY got fucked a few years ago. |
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Reminds me of when I was first on the net with AOL back in like 94 and they charged per minute for being online, some of my buddies were running up $1k a month in minutes and thinking nothing of it.
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It would be according to how much traffic you had. If you mean single page sites with a few pics on them like maxcash used to have an army of people making...then "no" You wouldn't have enough traffic to something like that to make bank.
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The funniest post I have ever read on GFY.
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So they hide sales?
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Some of the people in this thread make me fall out laughing.
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This thread delivers
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Oh god, just the mention of dialers here takes me back
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I laughed my ass off at this !
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