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You've tried putting them below the submit button, writing them out as words instead of numbers, and slipping them into tiny scroll boxes, but surfers are getting smarter. Did you know that a recent study has found that from 2006-2008, the IQ of the average surfer rose an astonishing 2 points. If this alarming trend continues, the IQ of the average surfer will surpass that of the average program owner, which is currently 84. How will you hide those cross sales then when your current methods no longer work?
Jim, I'm scared. What can we do?
First of all, don't panic. There is no need to be innovative or create anything the surfer would actually want to pay for. What you need to do is adapt. To leverage technology to squeeze every last ounce of money out of the remaining surfers who still pay for porn. What you need is our amazing new product...
Invisible Digital Ink.
That's right. By using an unused portion of the RGB spectrum, we've created a digital font color that is completely invisible to the naked eye and only becomes visible when shown under a black light. So legally, all your cross sales are on display RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE but your surfers will never see them! It's not your fault the surfer doesn't have a black light next to his computer. In fact, our market research has shown that less than .00001% of the population surfs with a black light next to their computer. Using our technology your high profit cross sales will be virtually undetectable!
Can this really make me more money?
You bet it can! One of our beta testers recently put a cross sale on his join page that signs over the surfer's 401K plan as soon as he agrees to the terms of service on a free dating site. Talk about an upsell! The possibilities are endless. Collect houses, stock portfolios, gain power of attorney, and even collect first born children all from unsuspecting surfers. It's all possible and 100% legal with our patented invisible cross sale technology.
So if you want to succeed in today's marketplace, you need to adapt, and the best way to adapt is by using our Invisible Digital Ink Technology.
Don't get left behind. Sign up today for a FREE trial! No obligation. (Pay no attention to all that blank space below the submit button.)
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