I'm 27 and taking out a hot 40 year old, any advice for me? - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

beemk · 09-10-2008, 05:55 AM

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fatfoo · 09-10-2008, 08:29 AM

so did you do her yet, or what

Suede2 · 09-10-2008, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by davidd

You forgot to add:

Do not "take it easy" the first time. You need to show her how "young people" do it. If she is new to the track because of a recent divorce you need to make it easier for yourself and for those that will come after you. You will be doing her in the ass... you will be finishing in her mouth regardless of what orifice got you to the point of completion.

I'll testify to that.. The last two girls both went ass to mouth without even being asked.. Who was I to say no?

BlackCrayon · 09-10-2008, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Trixie

My advice is that not all women are the same so generic advice is pretty much useless. But what the hell, here's mine:

Know your place in the world; you are her inferior. Don't act like you're her equal in life experiences, knowledge of wine or film or ANYTHING unless you want her to laugh at you. Don't act like Red Robin is fine dining or let her know you've never bought a meal anywhere besides taco bell unless it's because you honestly don't have money and you say so. Don't try to be good at being HER age, just be good at being YOUR age (without assuming she'll be interested in doing whatever it you like to do, besides fucking).

And above all, don't try to teach her "new" tricks about her body like you know shit about her pussy that she hasn't already figured out a la "I saw Cytherea do this in a porno and now I think YOU should squirt twenty five feet".

Sounds like someone has a chip on their shoulder.

tranza · 09-10-2008, 08:52 AM

Good luck man!

moneybiz · 09-10-2008, 08:53 AM

i hooked up with a girl that age once and her pussy was the most foul smell ever. I almost puked no joke and she told me she douched in the bathroom right before we about to fuck.

Imortyl Pussycat · 09-10-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharky

She will out-fuck you, out wit you and leave you with your head spinning.... You WILL come back for more... if she lets you!

this is all the boy needs to know, schools out!

Suede2 · 09-10-2008, 09:12 AM

Unfortunately they want you to come back when you have shown them something and you really don't wish to return.. That's when they turn in to Bunny Boilers........

Sharky · 09-10-2008, 12:28 PM

Well... how did it go?

Ycaza · 09-10-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

to shut up, look cute and get it up fast and often.

This is the best advice. when i was in my 20's I dated and fucked lots of 35-40 somethings, never any expectations, never any bullshit. If you in your 20's she is not looking to you to be a boyfriend, provider, or father. You don't know anything about those things as far as she knows, but you are young and strong and horny. I am 45 now, there is a huge difference, between me at 25 and me at 45. thats just the way it is. good luck brother

mrwilson · 09-11-2008, 12:19 AM

hit and run imo.
They only want kids and cuddles.

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