I'm 27 and taking out a hot 40 year old, any advice for me?
 

So I have messed around with older women before but never really took one on a date to be honest. Any tips would be great. I'm use to dating 21-23 year olds so there is a 17-19 year age difference there, totally different ball game. I might have a little game with girls my age but I'm like a young deer in headlights right now.

What expectations does a 40 year old woman have of a 27 year old like me?

wear a condom, she might be in need of a baby father

bring your own lube.

Theres not much difference, exept she is most likely a better cook and better in bed. So go for it! Older girls are my thing too, so you cant go wrong :)
Just dont try to get her drunk like a collegegirls.. girls in that age usually know how to drink :)

99% chance she just wants to fuck.

Yea I worry about that with all girls but 40. She already has one kid so I'm sure she isn't looking to get knocked up at 40.

to shut up, look cute and get it up fast and often.

yea thats very true.

Sit down, shut up, and hold on :)

Turn the lights down before she gets naked.

haha great advice and its from a woman so even better.

:1orglaugh

sounds like adventure...
have a good time... and of course get laid...

She has a beautiful body, nothing to worry about there.

Wow. Just wow. :(

great advice:thumbsup

I'm 23 and most of the women I take out are 30 - 40

Older women like guys who are polite, have manners and can stimulate them mentally. Don't try playing games with them cos they know exactly what they want.

Just remember to be a gentleman. When you start getting signals from her make your move, she wants you

Well yea I already know that but like should I not even bother taking her somewhere and just go on some fuck adventure in the woods or should I take her to go have some fun first?

treat her NICE:thumbsup

Want me advice?

Don't.

i could never get into the 'older woman'.

do both. short on the fun, long on the fucking. the woods are good but if you want to be location impressive go have your fun at F Street shopping, hit the back for a vid, sneak into her room and fuck her senseless in there. good times :thumbsup

There are exceptions to the rule.

She will wear you out. Women hit their sexual peak in their 40's (trust me on this one). ;)

Like others said, don't play any bullshit games. Anything you can come up with we've heard it all before - a lot. And it's already old. Be yourself, be honest and have a great time :)

YOU with your 30 year old body (beeyotch ;) ) don't qualify.

BTW, saw your avatar at the "other board" with you and Cole and the cake - you both look just stunning. Barbie and Ken - but more realistic measurements and Cole's not gay. :thumbsup

any pics?

I plead the 5th :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahaha you rock :thumbsup

If it's Sarah Palin make sure you get hot nude pics

That sounds like a fun afternoon! :)

As the resident cougar around here, I would have to say that my requirements are what ImortylPussycat wrote but with the BFE. Women my age want to be made to feel young again but still be trteated lioke a lady. Do this and she will rock your world!:thumbsup

Lights definitely on for you :)
WG

Hello :winkwink:

I find older women are more stable and not into partying all the time and more experienced in how to please a man

Make sure to bury your bone ballsdeep in her anus. You'll both enjoy it. :winkwink:

oh and dont sleep over, blow your load then get the fuck out.:2 cents:

Can I join?

I am really considering hunting older women now. Fuck those 20yr old bitches, they are annoying. Where did you meat her.

Drink plenty of fluids; she's gonna drain you.

Good Luck! and Listen to her!

quoted for truth :winkwink:

Do everything she wants sexually :winkwink:

You're gonna get the fucking of a lifetime......good luck

40 yearold chick? How about a barf bag? :1orglaugh

Go back to school, little boy. ;)

She most be really beautiful, isn't she?

Its actually his mom...

in my experience, a cougar knows right off that bat if she's going to sleep with you not. chatting about things you might have in common are pretty slim, so consider keeping the conversation erotic. i was 27, she was smokin at 48. we skipped the usual foreplay, fucked like animals as soon as her door opened, and saved dinner for later. NOW we had something to talk about while getting liquored up for round 2. i have learned that cougars fucking LOVE wine like youngins LOVE 40 ounces and weed. so keep a bottle on stand by if you game needs help closing the deal.

DAM MUTHA FUCKA PIMP GAME ON YOU DO YA THANG HOMEBOY BOOYASHAKA

dude honestly just be yourself she honestly took you out for a reason in the firstplace. Alot of 40 years old women who go after younger guys are just trying to feel young again.

By being yourself and "young" it will help her have a good time.

Do not try to act "over matured" or you will make her feel like an old woman and that defeats the purpose of the cougar young guy relationship.


MAKE SURE YOU FUCK HER HARD LIKE A REAL YOUNG STUD
these old women are looking to be rejuvenated and want some young dick that will have some endurance behind it. pound her all night and all morning, show her why young guys are better then old farts. thats what she really wants out of you.

PLAY ON PLAYA

:disgust I can't believe you said that:error

metaman is gfy's resident pua

also, claiming that she is hot means that if you dont take pictures it never happened.

If you are lucky you will get wiped down with a warm cloth afterwards ... that's what happened to me when I was in my 20's with an older woman ... everybody should do it once or twice...