Beefcurtians: The Most Important Thread On GFY - GoFuckYourself.com

xxxjay · 08-18-2008, 10:58 PM

Cyberage-Dave posted this picture for the Cyberage girl of the month:

I was, suprised at the variety of resposes. Personally, I would fuck the shit out of this girl and wear her pussy lip as a hat, but that's just my opinion. Other people throught the beefcurtians were "creepy", so I made this thread...it is probably the most important thread on GFY now.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-18-2008, 11:02 PM

Alot of bitching bout the bush too I noticed. Look, if you cant handle the fluff..stay away from the muff. Nuff said. Great thread Jay.

xxxjay · 08-18-2008, 11:04 PM

It looks like there was hotlink protection on that server...here is the original thread:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=848867

xxxjay · 08-18-2008, 11:08 PM

Ok, here are the beef curtians in question!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-18-2008, 11:18 PM

mmm roast beef sammich

Supz · 08-18-2008, 11:18 PM

i can do without the patch of hair right about her snatch. looks a little thick. but shes hot, who gives a fuck. That like not fucking a hot girl because she has an outie belly button

seeric · 08-18-2008, 11:20 PM

i'd bang her at 6am when the sun is coming up and the one man party is beginning.

Penny24Seven · 08-18-2008, 11:22 PM

I like this better

xxxjay · 08-18-2008, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by supzdotcom

i can do without the patch of hair right about her snatch. looks a little thick. but shes hot, who gives a fuck. That like not fucking a hot girl because she has an outie belly button

She's sexy.

I'm surprised the only thing that all of the studly webmasters that are banging perfect 10's every nightI could even take points away is a not-so-good boob job.

Anyone?

xxxjay · 08-18-2008, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

I like this better

That, sir, is a classic hoof print. When it comes to pussy I don't discriminate.

gimo33 · 08-19-2008, 12:09 AM

I love the sight of beef curtains wrapped around my cock when I fuck. Don't like the boobs though....

BV · 08-19-2008, 12:13 AM

xxxjay · 08-19-2008, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

I love the sight of beef curtains wrapped around my cock when I fuck. Don't like the boobs though....

I agree 100%!

blademaster16 · 08-19-2008, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BV

that looks yummy

Supz · 08-19-2008, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

She's sexy.

I'm surprised the only thing that all of the studly webmasters that are banging perfect 10's every nightI could even take points away is a not-so-good boob job.

Anyone?

I know you have been doing this for a while, I am just suprised you didnt know that when you become a porn webmaster, you automatically bang hot chics all day.............or atleast that is what you tell your friends

CarlosTheGaucho · 08-19-2008, 01:19 AM

personality goes a long way..

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-19-2008, 01:25 AM

Meaty Lips for me thanks

I'll take 2!

xxxjay · 08-19-2008, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supzdotcom

I know you have been doing this for a while, I am just suprised you didnt know that when you become a porn webmaster, you automatically bang hot chics all day.............or atleast that is what you tell your friends

Being a webmaster is the most non-pussy getting career you could ask for...just the isolation alone means you'll meet a lot less women, plus you get the stigmata of working in the porn business without actually nailing the porn sluts...the only benifit I can see if (maybe) you have a more flexible schedule I which to juggle chicks around.

uno · 08-19-2008, 01:52 AM

Hey man, people are entitled to opinions. Bad tatt, bad tit job, bad pube patch, lippy, meaty box... That isn't everyone's cup of tea.

tical · 08-19-2008, 01:54 AM

andie valentino takes the cake for curtains!

Supz · 08-19-2008, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Being a webmaster is the most non-pussy getting career you could ask for...just the isolation alone means you'll meet a lot less women, plus you get the stigmata of working in the porn business without actually nailing the porn sluts...the only benifit I can see if (maybe) you have a more flexible schedule I which to juggle chicks around.

This is true. Im sure you got the sarcasm in that. It is funny. I recently quit my fulltime job which i worked A LOT. I am definitely working a lot more now, and i feel like never leave my house. The thing about it is. I don't want to leave. I enjoy doing it.

Supz · 08-19-2008, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by uno

Hey man, people are entitled to opinions. Bad tatt, bad tit job, bad pube patch, lippy, meaty box... That isn't everyone's cup of tea.

I think his point was. Beggars can't be choosers.

Slap Dot · 08-19-2008, 02:42 AM

eh, I'm not a big fan of her at all.

and it's not just the curtains.

xxxjay · 08-19-2008, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by tical

andie valentino takes the cake for curtains!

Those are some flappers for sure.

xxxjay · 08-19-2008, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

Hey man, people are entitled to opinions. Bad tatt, bad tit job, bad pube patch, lippy, meaty box... That isn't everyone's cup of tea.

Hot face tho.

Zuzana Designs · 08-19-2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BV

LOL thats gross ...

V_RocKs · 08-19-2008, 10:14 AM

I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-19-2008, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Cyberage-Dave posted this picture for the Cyberage girl of the month:

I was, suprised at the variety of resposes. Personally, I would fuck the shit out of this girl and wear her pussy lip as a hat, but that's just my opinion. Other people throught the beefcurtians were "creepy", so I made this thread...it is probably the most important thread on GFY now.

It's amazing how so many Webmasters and Industry leaders can be so picky.

I guess we are all into perfection. But if the world looked at it like we do, we would be without a job and nobody's site would be converting.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-19-2008, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

It's amazing how so many Webmasters and Industry leaders can be so picky.

I guess we are all into perfection. But if the world looked at it like we do, we would be without a job and nobody's site would be converting.

Perfection is a nice meaty pussy

Fresh · 08-19-2008, 11:19 AM

"I'm gay, I don't look complete with out a dick in my mouth!"

Meloman · 08-19-2008, 11:23 AM

Personaly I love beef curtains. To me it shows she likes to fuck hard and the odds of her saying "ouch it's too big" are lower

webgurl · 08-19-2008, 11:28 AM

i need more samples as i am not 100% sure what beef curtains
are yet ...

Kudles · 08-19-2008, 11:41 AM

The bush is kinda 1980's but she's ok looking

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-19-2008, 11:46 AM

ADG

notime · 08-19-2008, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical

andie valentino takes the cake for curtains!

these are ear warmers !

xxxjay · 08-19-2008, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Perfection is a nice meaty pussy

Well spoken.

xxxjay · 08-19-2008, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

It's amazing how so many Webmasters and Industry leaders can be so picky.

I guess we are all into perfection. But if the world looked at it like we do, we would be without a job and nobody's site would be converting.

One man's trash is another man's treasure!

Manowar · 08-19-2008, 01:10 PM

damn, that is some hanging meat

Agent 488 · 08-19-2008, 01:17 PM

what's wrong with that puss?

Quagmire · 08-19-2008, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blademaster16

that looks yummy

it looks like a dehydrated penis.

Missy · 08-19-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

I like this better

She looks like a barbie doll - not quite anatomically correct.
I'm not a fan of huge flappers, but I would take some over none any day.

Missy · 08-19-2008, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meloman

Personaly I love beef curtains. To me it shows she likes to fuck hard and the odds of her saying "ouch it's too big" are lower

Wait wait... So let me get this straight - the more a girl fucks, the bigger her pussy lips get?

That's funny!

Calico Jack · 08-19-2008, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Perfection is a nice meaty pussy

Indeed it is!

tranza · 08-19-2008, 03:00 PM

I don't see any problems with her pussy...

Spunky · 08-19-2008, 04:03 PM

That's one meaty snapper

thebossxxx · 08-19-2008, 04:48 PM

I really do not like the roast beef sandwiches..

mikeyddddd · 08-19-2008, 04:53 PM

She's one of my favs

JA$ON · 08-19-2008, 04:56 PM

LeRoy · 08-19-2008, 05:00 PM

"Fat and Tight" there was this chick on Craigs list that went by that monicker. Kinda looks like that chick bent over posted by Brian837.

My dick has no preference when it comes to a pussy.

DefaultMan · 08-19-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical

andie valentino takes the cake for curtains!

That's beyond fall out....that's nuclear winter!!

View Poll Results: Do you like beefy pussy lips!
Yes, bring on the big meaty hatchet wounds!	30	48.39%
A little bit of hangage is OK, but this girl is overkill!	12	19.35%
Hell no, these are "creepy" I like "hoof prints"!	19	30.65%
I'm gay, I don't look complete with out a dick in my mouth!	1	1.61%
Voters: 62. You may not vote on this poll

08-18-2008, 10:58 PM	#1
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	Beefcurtians: The Most Important Thread On GFY Cyberage-Dave posted this picture for the Cyberage girl of the month: I was, suprised at the variety of resposes. Personally, I would fuck the shit out of this girl and wear her pussy lip as a hat, but that's just my opinion. Other people throught the beefcurtians were "creepy", so I made this thread...it is probably the most important thread on GFY now. __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/ Last edited by xxxjay; 08-18-2008 at 11:02 PM..

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Alot of bitching bout the bush too I noticed. Look, if you cant handle the fluff..stay away from the muff. Nuff said. Great thread Jay.

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