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munki · 08-19-2008, 05:13 PM

50 Arby's Dinner Specials

Robbie · 08-19-2008, 05:18 PM

I'll fuck just about any woman that has the compassion in her heart to fuck an ugly bastard like me. And I kinda dig the big pussy lips. And then again I like the non-existent pussy lips too. And the "normal" ones. heh-heh

Bama · 08-19-2008, 05:21 PM

I'd ride her like a truck - she comes with her very own mud flaps!

xxxjay · 08-20-2008, 12:10 AM

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I love the visual intensity this post adds to this thread!

xxxjay · 08-20-2008, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Missy

Wait wait... So let me get this straight - the more a girl fucks, the bigger her pussy lips get?

That's funny!

Good point. To this day,some of the biggest flappers I've ever seen were on the first girl I ever had sex with...and we were both virgins (or so I'm told) and like 14!

Robatolla · 08-20-2008, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BV

hahahahahahahaha!

Meloman · 08-20-2008, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Missy

Wait wait... So let me get this straight - the more a girl fucks, the bigger her pussy lips get?

That's funny!

Not so much the more she fucks, but the bigger the cock combined. Isn't that why porn chicks end up with beefy beat up looking pussy?....big cock stretching out the pussy?

Maybe it's not a 100% rule, but that was always my impression. Isn't that why pornstars like Houstan had that whole surgery?...the pussy gets beat up, stretched out and beef curtains show more?

Am I like totaly off base here? Are you saying that beef curtains are just 100% genetic and you either have them or you don't and big cock stretching out your pussy won't enhance the effect?

D Ghost · 08-20-2008, 12:44 AM

this thread is fuckin ridiculous

xxxjay · 08-20-2008, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Meloman

Not so much the more she fucks, but the bigger the cock combined. Isn't that why porn chicks end up with beefy beat up looking pussy?....big cock stretching out the pussy?

Maybe it's not a 100% rule, but that was always my impression. Isn't that why pornstars like Houstan had that whole surgery?...the pussy gets beat up, stretched out and beef curtains show more?

Am I like totaly off base here? Are you saying that beef curtains are just 100% genetic and you either have them or you don't and big cock stretching out your pussy won't enhance the effect?

I think both of our points were: It is more genetic than it's not. I've banged some porn chicks that had suprisingly tight vaginas (hooker too) and I've banged civilians that felt like I was ringing a bell.

It's all relative.

The genetics are the primary cause of beefcurtianige.

Meloman · 08-20-2008, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

I think both of our points were: It is more genetic than it's not. I've banged some porn chicks that had suprisingly tight vaginas (hooker too) and I've banged civilians that felt like I was ringing a bell.

It's all relative.

The genetics are the primary cause of beefcurtianige.

Well you learn something new everyday.

I guess I was just going on experience. My longest relationship lasted almost 5 years and she was definitely more "hoof print" when we met and more "beef curtains" when we broke up. So I figured if I could do that to a women, then pornstars get the effect times 1000.

I kinda feel like a 13 yr old virgin that's never seen a pussy and just had his first sex ed class, lol.

Missy · 08-20-2008, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Meloman

Well you learn something new everyday.

I guess I was just going on experience. My longest relationship lasted almost 5 years and she was definitely more "hoof print" when we met and more "beef curtains" when we broke up. So I figured if I could do that to a women, then pornstars get the effect times 1000.

I kinda feel like a 13 yr old virgin that's never seen a pussy and just had his first sex ed class, lol.

Jay's right... you either have them or you don't. But don't feel bad - it seems to be a pretty common misconception.

I can tell you that I am the same now as I was on the day I lost my virginity - about 17 years ago. And, ummm... well let's just say that I've had my share of sex in those years

And also to reiterate Jay's point (but backwards), some of the biggest sluts I've known have totally or nearly non-existant pussy lips. They're nothing more than a gash and a hole.

You could be partially right though - repeated use of large objects inserted agressively into small holes may 'intensify' the beef curtain effect to some degree, but for the most part it's genetic.

xxxjay · 08-20-2008, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Missy

Jay's right... you either have them or you don't. But don't feel bad - it seems to be a pretty common misconception.

I can tell you that I am the same now as I was on the day I lost my virginity - about 17 years ago. And, ummm... well let's just say that I've had my share of sex in those years

And also to reiterate Jay's point (but backwards), some of the biggest sluts I've known have totally or nearly non-existant pussy lips. They're nothing more than a gash and a hole.

You could be partially right though - repeated use of large objects inserted agressively into small holes may 'intensify' the beef curtain effect to some degree, but for the most part it's genetic.

To add a little to that...girls that undergo vaginal reconstruction etc is normally a vanity type operation or is because actual damage has been done to the vagina (ie Houson...we might want to bring KB in on this one) and his nothing to do with an innie becoming and outie!

WZRogeR · 08-20-2008, 04:26 AM

Hell no, these are "creepy" I like "hoof prints"!

cherrylula · 08-20-2008, 04:27 AM

I remember reading a quote from Houston about her vaginaplasty... something like her pussy lips were always really big and she was tired of them falling out of her thong when she was dancing, or something like that. soooo, sounds genetic.

JP-pornshooter · 08-20-2008, 10:18 AM

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I remember reading a quote from Houston about her vaginaplasty... something like her pussy lips were always really big and she was tired of them falling out of her thong when she was dancing, or something like that. soooo, sounds genetic.

that reminds me of the cheerleader photo, think she was either cowboys or eagles doing a leg kick up high and meaty pussy is hanging out the one side.. i dont have the pic any longer, hopefully someone does and can post it.. its a classic.

btw, i was the one using the word creepy, but i did not mean the pussy looked creepy, i mean the full package. as a content shooter i have seen my share of post op's transgenders who look better than the real deal, so i am a little paranoid in that dept..

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-20-2008, 10:45 AM

Vagina's 101 in this thread!

Martin · 08-20-2008, 10:58 AM

I don't like it too messy, but I can handle a little beef.

CurrentlySober · 08-20-2008, 11:11 AM

One day, if I get to see a girls pussy, close up, in REAL LIFE...

Youll be the first to know OK?

View Poll Results: Do you like beefy pussy lips!
Yes, bring on the big meaty hatchet wounds!	30	48.39%
A little bit of hangage is OK, but this girl is overkill!	12	19.35%
Hell no, these are "creepy" I like "hoof prints"!	19	30.65%
I'm gay, I don't look complete with out a dick in my mouth!	1	1.61%
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