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fris · 08-16-2008, 01:08 PM

Olympic organisers are very disappointed that so few local children have been attending Olympic events. But, be fair, how could they? They were at work

The Olympics: The only time where millions of people can watch a 14 year old in just a pair of speedos and get away with it

I see the Chinese have taken Gold in the pistol shooting.
The target was kneeling, blindfolded and facing in the other direction

According to Sebastian Coe, "There is no greater feeling than representing your country at the Olympics."
Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba's tits would feel greater?

I think the lights at the Olympics are too bright this year.
Everyone in the audience seems to be squinting

kmanrox · 08-16-2008, 01:10 PM

hahaa some good ones

Libertine · 08-16-2008, 01:11 PM

SteveLightspeed · 08-16-2008, 02:17 PM

Why doesn't Mexico have more Olympic Medals?

Because anyone in Mexico that can run, jump, or swim is now in the US!

Zuzana Designs · 08-16-2008, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Why doesn't Mexico have more Olympic Medals?

Because anyone in Mexico that can run, jump, or swim is now in the US!

LOL good one

pornask · 08-16-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba's tits would feel greater?

They're both ugly and worthless

ukxtra · 08-16-2008, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask

They're both ugly and worthless

oh YEAH, ugly as fuck

natas · 08-16-2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

I see the Chinese have taken Gold in the pistol shooting.
The target was kneeling, blindfolded and facing in the other direction

According to Sebastian Coe, "There is no greater feeling than representing your country at the Olympics."
Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba's tits would feel greater?

I think the lights at the Olympics are too bright this year.
Everyone in the audience seems to be squinting

buahahahahha 3 great ones there fris

Spunky · 08-16-2008, 07:07 PM

Lol.some of those were good

SilentKnight · 08-16-2008, 07:11 PM

Beijing skies are so polluted that Chinese authorities are planning emergency measures for the Olympics.

Protesters will now only be run over with hybrid tanks.

SilentKnight · 08-16-2008, 07:14 PM

Before a gymnastics event at the Beijing Olympics, an American athlete sat next to a Chinese athlete in the locker room.

"Everyone in the States says China has human rights problems," said the American. "Is that true?"

"I'm afraid so," said the Chinese athlete. "In our legal system, it is hard to get a fair trial. The judges decide who has won before the trial takes place."

"That's terrible," said the American.

Trying to lighten the mood, the Chinese athlete said, "So, do you think you will do well on your floor routine today?"

"I know I will," said the American. "We've paid off the German and French judges, and the Russians are trading votes with us."

Babaganoosh · 08-16-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

best joke yet

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Before a gymnastics event at the Beijing Olympics, an American athlete sat next to a Chinese athlete in the locker room. "Everyone in the States says China has human rights problems," said the American. "Is that true?" "I'm afraid so," said the Chinese athlete. "In our legal system, it is hard to get a fair trial. The judges decide who has won before the trial takes place." "That's terrible," said the American. Trying to lighten the mood, the Chinese athlete said, "So, do you think you will do well on your floor routine today?" "I know I will," said the American. "We've paid off the German and French judges, and the Russians are trading votes with us."