Originally Posted by fris

I see the Chinese have taken Gold in the pistol shooting.
The target was kneeling, blindfolded and facing in the other direction

According to Sebastian Coe, "There is no greater feeling than representing your country at the Olympics."
Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba's tits would feel greater?

I think the lights at the Olympics are too bright this year.
Everyone in the audience seems to be squinting