Pornstar Tourettes (joke) - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 08-18-2008, 10:49 AM

My wife tries so hard to dirty talk during sex, but it just comes out in a blur of random dirty words, like "Ohh, Yeah! Cock! Fuck! Cum! Lick! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!"

I call it "Pornstar Tourettes."

Then she starts growling and making faces, “GRRRR, ARRRRR, AHHHHHH!!!”

I'm not sure if I should keep fucking her, or perform an exorcism.

Once my five-year-old son snuck into my room, and sat on the end of the bed waiting patiently for us to finish up while she was in the middle of "Ohh, Yeah! Cock! Fuck! Cum! Lick! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!"

When I noticed him there, he said "I'm so tired; I swear I didn't hear anything! But, shouldn't we call 9-1-1?"

Then the next day, I heard him in the back yard yelling "Cock! Cum! Fuck! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!!!!"

I didn’t know what to do, so I just waited patiently for him to finish up.

brand0n · 08-18-2008, 10:50 AM

when i fuck my wife i think about jordan capri

just wanted to share.

Deej · 08-18-2008, 10:51 AM

uhhh.... what?

theharvman · 08-18-2008, 10:51 AM

Fuckin hilarious man.

Vick! · 08-18-2008, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by theharvman

Fuckin hilarious man.

u sure?

Chris · 08-18-2008, 12:46 PM

i think this was missing something ..........

Cyandin · 08-18-2008, 01:10 PM

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-18-2008, 01:12 PM

cute very cute

pornguy · 08-18-2008, 01:26 PM

Why do I believe you??

bobby666 · 08-18-2008, 02:29 PM

maybe a new niche

MandyBlake · 08-18-2008, 02:31 PM

very cute

Bojangles · 08-18-2008, 03:29 PM

Haha. . .

bbm · 08-18-2008, 04:32 PM

Funny situation, you are lucky guy

Big Red Machine · 08-18-2008, 04:36 PM

reminds me of Deuce Bigalow....the blonde with Tourettes

tenletters · 08-18-2008, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

when i fuck my wife i think about jordan capri

just wanted to share.

That is so strange... when I fuck your wife, I think of Steve Lightspeed.

sorry, something evil made me say that.

Matt-RevShare · 08-19-2008, 05:42 AM

Very funny!

I totally believe this story!!

Matt

Iron Fist · 08-19-2008, 06:24 AM

I just think of Steves sig when i'm masturbating in the shower.

tranza · 08-19-2008, 06:42 AM

Hahaha...nice joke! He hadn't listened anything...hahaha

SilentKnight · 08-19-2008, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I'm not sure if I should keep fucking her, or perform an exorcism.

Put it in her ass and say "the devil made me do it!"

carol.prime · 08-19-2008, 09:38 AM

She's so horny and wants some fuck!!

rhon23 · 08-19-2008, 12:21 PM

you crack me up Steve

Kudles · 08-19-2008, 02:50 PM

That is funny and weird all at the same time

Zuzana Designs · 08-19-2008, 02:53 PM

lolz

very cute

WinstonTriplexcash · 08-19-2008, 03:16 PM

OMG, that just made my morning. Fucking hillarious! Thanks for sharing!

papill0n · 08-19-2008, 03:20 PM

bought a smile to my dial - thanks Steve

Manowar · 08-19-2008, 03:35 PM

I dont get it

SCORE Ralph · 08-19-2008, 03:38 PM

I relate to your post Steve... when I hear my neighbors fucking--they're loud as fuck--I often wonder if theyre mocking us or just being spiteful... odd. lol

08-18-2008, 10:49 AM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Pornstar Tourettes (joke) My wife tries so hard to dirty talk during sex, but it just comes out in a blur of random dirty words, like "Ohh, Yeah! Cock! Fuck! Cum! Lick! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!" I call it "Pornstar Tourettes." Then she starts growling and making faces, “GRRRR, ARRRRR, AHHHHHH!!!” I'm not sure if I should keep fucking her, or perform an exorcism. Once my five-year-old son snuck into my room, and sat on the end of the bed waiting patiently for us to finish up while she was in the middle of "Ohh, Yeah! Cock! Fuck! Cum! Lick! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!" When I noticed him there, he said "I'm so tired; I swear I didn't hear anything! But, shouldn't we call 9-1-1?" Then the next day, I heard him in the back yard yelling "Cock! Cum! Fuck! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!!!!" I didn’t know what to do, so I just waited patiently for him to finish up. __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 08-18-2008 at 10:52 AM..

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