SteveLightspeed

My wife tries so hard to dirty talk during sex, but it just comes out in a blur of random dirty words, like "Ohh, Yeah! Cock! Fuck! Cum! Lick! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!"

I call it "Pornstar Tourettes."

Then she starts growling and making faces, “GRRRR, ARRRRR, AHHHHHH!!!”

I'm not sure if I should keep fucking her, or perform an exorcism.

Once my five-year-old son snuck into my room, and sat on the end of the bed waiting patiently for us to finish up while she was in the middle of "Ohh, Yeah! Cock! Fuck! Cum! Lick! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!"

When I noticed him there, he said "I'm so tired; I swear I didn't hear anything! But, shouldn't we call 9-1-1?"

Then the next day, I heard him in the back yard yelling "Cock! Cum! Fuck! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!!!!"

I didn’t know what to do, so I just waited patiently for him to finish up.

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