Pornstar Tourettes (joke)
 

My wife tries so hard to dirty talk during sex, but it just comes out in a blur of random dirty words, like "Ohh, Yeah! Cock! Fuck! Cum! Lick! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!"

I call it "Pornstar Tourettes."

Then she starts growling and making faces, “GRRRR, ARRRRR, AHHHHHH!!!”

I'm not sure if I should keep fucking her, or perform an exorcism.

Once my five-year-old son snuck into my room, and sat on the end of the bed waiting patiently for us to finish up while she was in the middle of "Ohh, Yeah! Cock! Fuck! Cum! Lick! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!"

When I noticed him there, he said "I'm so tired; I swear I didn't hear anything! But, shouldn't we call 9-1-1?"

Then the next day, I heard him in the back yard yelling "Cock! Cum! Fuck! Pussy! Yeah Yeah Yeah!!!!"

I didn’t know what to do, so I just waited patiently for him to finish up.

when i fuck my wife i think about jordan capri

just wanted to share.

uhhh.... what?

Fuckin hilarious man.

u sure? :helpme

i think this was missing something ..........

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cute very cute

Why do I believe you??

maybe a new niche

very cute

Haha. . .

Funny situation, you are lucky guy

reminds me of Deuce Bigalow....the blonde with Tourettes

That is so strange... when I fuck your wife, I think of Steve Lightspeed.


sorry, something evil made me say that.

Very funny!

I totally believe this story!!

Matt

I just think of Steves sig when i'm masturbating in the shower.

Hahaha...nice joke! He hadn't listened anything...hahaha

Put it in her ass and say "the devil made me do it!"

She's so horny and wants some fuck!!

you crack me up Steve

That is funny and weird all at the same time

lolz :) very cute

OMG, that just made my morning. Fucking hillarious! Thanks for sharing!

bought a smile to my dial - thanks Steve :)

I dont get it

I relate to your post Steve... when I hear my neighbors fucking--they're loud as fuck--I often wonder if theyre mocking us or just being spiteful... odd. lol