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czarina · 08-14-2008, 07:28 AM

A teenage boy had just gotten his driver's
license and asked his dad if they could
discuss the use of the family car.

His dad said! he'd make a deal with the kid.
"You bring your grades from a
"D" to a "B" average, study your Bible a little,
and get your hair cut. THEN, we'll
talk about the car."

The kid thought about that for a moment, and
decided he'd settle for the offer.

After a couple of months, the dad said, "Son,
you've brought your grades up, and
I've been watching you studying your Bible, but
I'm a little disappointed that you
haven't gotten your hair cut yet.."

The kid looked at his dad and said, "You know,
Dad, I've been thinking about that.
I've noticed, in my Bible studies, that Samson
had long hair, John the Baptist had
long hair, Moses had long hair, and I've seen
all of them pictures of Jesus with long
hair.."

And the father immediately replied, "And did you
also notice that everywhere they went,
they walked?"

Marcus Aurelius · 08-14-2008, 07:31 AM

nice one :-)

tranza · 08-14-2008, 07:37 AM

Yeah, kind of funny.....

seeandsee · 08-14-2008, 07:49 AM

nice one, thanks!

cwd · 08-14-2008, 07:50 AM

haha!!! good one!

Manowar · 08-14-2008, 07:58 AM

that's good

woj · 08-14-2008, 08:12 AM

Kudles · 08-14-2008, 10:04 AM

Pretty funny!

Pete-KT · 08-14-2008, 10:27 AM

thats a good one

Nautica16k · 08-14-2008, 10:39 AM

nice joke.

bronco67 · 08-14-2008, 11:01 AM

Not only is it funny, it's profound -- and says a lot about the hypocrisy of religion.

sniperwolf · 08-14-2008, 11:01 AM

ahahaha didn't saw that coming! nice lines!

carol.prime · 08-14-2008, 02:45 PM

haha. nice daddy.

tomud · 08-14-2008, 02:53 PM

good joke

Tomud

08-14-2008, 07:28 AM	#1
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	cool JOKE A teenage boy had just gotten his driver's license and asked his dad if they could discuss the use of the family car. His dad said! he'd make a deal with the kid. "You bring your grades from a "D" to a "B" average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. THEN, we'll talk about the car." The kid thought about that for a moment, and decided he'd settle for the offer. After a couple of months, the dad said, "Son, you've brought your grades up, and I've been watching you studying your Bible, but I'm a little disappointed that you haven't gotten your hair cut yet.." The kid looked at his dad and said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. I've noticed, in my Bible studies, that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and I've seen all of them pictures of Jesus with long hair.." And the father immediately replied, "And did you also notice that everywhere they went, they walked?"

08-14-2008, 07:37 AM	#3
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08-14-2008, 07:49 AM	#4
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08-14-2008, 07:31 AM	#2
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08-14-2008, 07:50 AM	#5
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08-14-2008, 07:58 AM	#6
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08-14-2008, 10:27 AM	#9
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08-14-2008, 10:39 AM	#10
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08-14-2008, 11:01 AM	#11
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	Not only is it funny, it's profound -- and says a lot about the hypocrisy of religion.

08-14-2008, 11:01 AM	#12
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08-14-2008, 02:53 PM	#14
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