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czarina 08-14-2008 07:28 AM

cool JOKE
 
A teenage boy had just gotten his driver's
license and asked his dad if they could
discuss the use of the family car.

His dad said! he'd make a deal with the kid.
"You bring your grades from a
"D" to a "B" average, study your Bible a little,
and get your hair cut. THEN, we'll
talk about the car."

The kid thought about that for a moment, and
decided he'd settle for the offer.

After a couple of months, the dad said, "Son,
you've brought your grades up, and
I've been watching you studying your Bible, but
I'm a little disappointed that you
haven't gotten your hair cut yet.."

The kid looked at his dad and said, "You know,
Dad, I've been thinking about that.
I've noticed, in my Bible studies, that Samson
had long hair, John the Baptist had
long hair, Moses had long hair, and I've seen
all of them pictures of Jesus with long
hair.."

And the father immediately replied, "And did you
also notice that everywhere they went,
they walked?"

Marcus Aurelius 08-14-2008 07:31 AM

nice one :-)

tranza 08-14-2008 07:37 AM

Yeah, kind of funny.....

seeandsee 08-14-2008 07:49 AM

nice one, thanks!

cwd 08-14-2008 07:50 AM

haha!!! good one!

Manowar 08-14-2008 07:58 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that's good

woj 08-14-2008 08:12 AM

:1orglaugh

Kudles 08-14-2008 10:04 AM

Pretty funny!

Pete-KT 08-14-2008 10:27 AM

thats a good one

Nautica16k 08-14-2008 10:39 AM

nice joke.

bronco67 08-14-2008 11:01 AM

Not only is it funny, it's profound -- and says a lot about the hypocrisy of religion.

sniperwolf 08-14-2008 11:01 AM

ahahaha didn't saw that coming! nice lines! :1orglaugh

carol.prime 08-14-2008 02:45 PM

haha. nice daddy.

tomud 08-14-2008 02:53 PM

good joke

Tomud


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