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Old 08-11-2008, 10:41 AM   #1
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I am Ok evrybody it was a potential Spider bite... Doc said no worries

Please thank you all for the emails and flowers but I will be OK

ust gotta rub cream on it

Please no more flowers or cookies I am OK
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Old 08-11-2008, 10:43 AM   #2
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LOL c'mon you should be milking it for the home-baked goods dude! Glad to hear it's all good tho.
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Old 08-11-2008, 10:51 AM   #3
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Yes, I allready guessed that youll 'be rubbing cream on it'...

But hows the spider bite?
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:02 AM   #4
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Yes, I allready guessed that youll 'be rubbing cream on it'...

But hows the spider bite?
its now about like 3/4 inch or so and purple......


No symptoms or anything so it was prob a not so deadly spider ot somehting....

I just hope this shit heals good
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:05 AM   #5
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You're full of shit!

I happen to know that bite on your manhood came from Lawrence Connors
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:08 AM   #6
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I wasn't going to say this until you went to a doctor, but it looked like Kaposi's Sarcoma.
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:10 AM   #7
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where are the pics?
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:10 AM   #8
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do you feel stronger, jump higher.. and have an urge to save people?
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:18 AM   #9
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do you feel stronger, jump higher.. and have an urge to save people?
All the good effects prolly skipped him. He's prolly just insanely hungry for bugs.
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Old 08-11-2008, 02:03 PM   #10
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do you feel stronger, jump higher.. and have an urge to save people?
The answer is yes He gave me the following answers in my office this morning:....

do you feel stronger?
yes, my dick stands higher and harder and can now support bath towels.

Can you Jump higher?
Yes, I have the energy to leap into higher, wider and taller Asses......

Do you have the urge to save people?
Yes, I do have the urge to save people, but I fight the urge and masturbate instead.....
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Old 08-11-2008, 02:53 PM   #11
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didn't know they had spiders like that on the east coast
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Old 08-11-2008, 02:55 PM   #12
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It only looks like a spider bite. It's actually MRSA. Dr. G is already doing your autopsy.
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Old 08-11-2008, 02:56 PM   #13
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good to hear everything's good
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:02 PM   #14
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Prsssh after a bite on my foot from a "hobo spider" last year...I ended up with TWO surgeries. Spider bites are evil.

Worst part of it all was that I was sitting on the toilet taking a piss when the fucker got me on the foot/ankle.
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:04 PM   #15
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Thats not a spider bite your rubbing Juicy.... but keep milking it
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:07 PM   #16
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Glad to hear you are ok

Tell Mr. Izzy not to bite so hard
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:11 PM   #17
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take a pic when it goes down
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:23 PM   #18
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I hate when I get zits like that..bust that bad boy
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:37 PM   #19
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