I am Ok evrybody it was a potential Spider bite... Doc said no worries
 

Please thank you all for the emails and flowers but I will be OK

ust gotta rub cream on it

Please no more flowers or cookies I am OK

LOL c'mon you should be milking it for the home-baked goods dude! Glad to hear it's all good tho.

Yes, I allready guessed that youll 'be rubbing cream on it'...

But hows the spider bite?

its now about like 3/4 inch or so and purple......


No symptoms or anything so it was prob a not so deadly spider ot somehting....

I just hope this shit heals good

You're full of shit!

I happen to know that bite on your manhood came from Lawrence Connors

I wasn't going to say this until you went to a doctor, but it looked like Kaposi's Sarcoma. :1orglaugh

where are the pics?

do you feel stronger, jump higher.. and have an urge to save people? :helpme

All the good effects prolly skipped him. He's prolly just insanely hungry for bugs.

The answer is yes He gave me the following answers in my office this morning:....

do you feel stronger?
yes, my dick stands higher and harder and can now support bath towels.

Can you Jump higher?
Yes, I have the energy to leap into higher, wider and taller Asses......

Do you have the urge to save people?
Yes, I do have the urge to save people, but I fight the urge and masturbate instead.....

didn't know they had spiders like that on the east coast

It only looks like a spider bite. It's actually MRSA. Dr. G is already doing your autopsy. :Oh crap

good to hear everything's good

Prsssh after a bite on my foot from a "hobo spider" last year...I ended up with TWO surgeries. Spider bites are evil.

Worst part of it all was that I was sitting on the toilet taking a piss when the fucker got me on the foot/ankle.

Thats not a spider bite your rubbing Juicy.... but keep milking it :)

Glad to hear you are ok :thumbsup

Tell Mr. Izzy not to bite so hard :1orglaugh

take a pic when it goes down

I hate when I get zits like that..bust that bad boy