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08-08-2008, 08:16 AM
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T.G.I.F. Bartenders Tips for Choosing the Right Girl to Hit On
Most guys can use all the help they can get when it comes to picking up chicks at the local bar or club so I thought that these " Meanings for What Women Drink" just might give you and idea of the type of woman you're trying to pick up.
 In a recent survey a number of bartenders were asked if they could predict a person's personality based on drink they ordered. Surprisingly their answers were very consistent: Beverage Choice Meanings for Women She orders: Beer Meaning: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. She orders: Blender Drinks Meaning: Whiny, annoying, high maintenance. Approach: Avoid her unless you want to be her cabin boy. She orders: Mixed Drinks Meaning: Older, more refined, very picky; knows exactly what she wants. Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she is interested, she'll send you a drink. She orders: Wine (other than White Zinfandel) Meaning: Conservative and classy. Sophisticated, yet giggles. Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. She orders: White Zinfandel Meaning: Easy. Thinks she is classy and sophisticated. Actually clueless. Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is. This should be easy. She orders: Shots Meaning: Likes to get totally drunk... and naked. Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. Result: SCORE NOTE: There is no scientific data to substantiate this information but you got to believe that if anyone can tell you what kind of women drink what I'm asking a Bartender!  HAPPY HUNTING THIS WEEKEND  _
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08-08-2008, 08:17 AM
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Now choke yourself!
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What if you want to nail the designated driver, though?
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08-08-2008, 08:21 AM
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Nothing more charming than nailing a drunk chick. But a party is a party...
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08-08-2008, 09:44 AM
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Looks pretty accurate.
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08-08-2008, 09:58 AM
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Funny thing is in a bar to watch the guys try and get the nerve to go and talk to a girl.
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08-08-2008, 09:59 AM
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good tips.. LOL
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08-08-2008, 10:07 AM
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mmmmm i don't think you should go by those, maybe if it helps make things easier, but you shouldn't always judge...for example...sometimes I would LOVE a beer, but I take good care of myself and am classy, I love wine and White Zin...but that doesn't exactly mean im clueless, just means I like how it tastes....shots can loosen a girl up...so that might be good for you guys...but all in all....if you can't get her without buying a crap load of shots, I feel for you ;)
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08-08-2008, 10:11 AM
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Lol, nice tips.
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08-08-2008, 10:23 AM
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