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Old 08-08-2008, 08:16 AM  
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T.G.I.F. Bartenders Tips for Choosing the Right Girl to Hit On

Most guys can use all the help they can get when it comes to picking up chicks at the local bar or club so I thought that these " Meanings for What Women Drink" just might give you and idea of the type of woman you're trying to pick up.

In a recent survey a number of bartenders were asked if they could predict a person's personality based on drink they ordered. Surprisingly their answers were very consistent:

Beverage Choice Meanings for Women

She orders: Beer
Meaning: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

She orders: Blender Drinks
Meaning: Whiny, annoying, high maintenance.
Approach: Avoid her unless you want to be her cabin boy.

She orders: Mixed Drinks
Meaning: Older, more refined, very picky; knows exactly what she wants.
Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she is interested, she'll send you a drink.

She orders: Wine (other than White Zinfandel)
Meaning: Conservative and classy. Sophisticated, yet giggles.
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

She orders: White Zinfandel
Meaning: Easy. Thinks she is classy and sophisticated. Actually clueless.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is. This should be easy.

She orders: Shots
Meaning: Likes to get totally drunk... and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait.
Result: SCORE

NOTE: There is no scientific data to substantiate this information but you got to believe that if anyone can tell you what kind of women drink what I'm asking a Bartender!


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