So I went out on a date with Megan from Shanesworld. Here is the goods.. - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

ASSistant · 08-04-2008, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike

Damn, now I wish I had been up there to see the vagina stopper in action

You should have... I was on top of my game! lol

ASSistant · 08-04-2008, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve PP

It's a deadly combination!

It will get you everytime!

Gabriel · 08-04-2008, 10:17 PM

Vagina stopper should become a vagina stuffer.

Mohawk Steve · 08-04-2008, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Gabriel

Steve, you shoulda taken one for the team.

Cory needs a better wingman.

I was getting tattooed at 6!

And please post pics of Cory's mohawk tomorrow.

the content guy · 08-04-2008, 10:58 PM

LOL, thanks for the laugh.!!!

ASSistant · 08-04-2008, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gabriel

Steve, you shoulda taken one for the team.

Cory needs a better wingman.

Yeah! What the heck?! Why can't you be a team player!!

BadBrad · 08-05-2008, 01:44 AM

Great writing man. I read all your stuff. I can relate. Good luck to you!!

12clicks · 08-05-2008, 06:58 AM

Cory has many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

Pornopat · 08-05-2008, 07:28 AM

Hahaha thats funny stuff!

Penny Flame · 08-05-2008, 08:35 AM

You are HIGHlarious. Was this the night that we were texting? I'd hate to think all I had to do to save you from a date which turned into a non-date was fly back from Atlanta, S.S.S. and show up at the Roosevelt hungry for an eggplant albacore dish...

I would never Box Block you Corey, I hope you know that by now.

Man Party Miami!!!!!

Jman · 08-05-2008, 08:58 AM

Mad fucking skillz Cory, I'm sharing this on my site, my members will dig this kind of stuff LOLOL

Anthony · 08-05-2008, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SWorldMegan

Awww.. thanks!!! lol...ps..this is vagina stopper =)

Smmmooooccchhheesss bootyful!

Shameless · 08-05-2008, 09:08 AM

Cory, I totally feel like this all falls into my lap after I brought Satan & Vagina Stopper to the Man Party. That story was funny as hell, your blog has me on the floor.

Cory W · 08-05-2008, 09:30 AM

Thanks a lot everyone. It's growing slowly and unsurely : )

I plan to try and keep it quality, which means not updating on a daily basis. Hopefully it can find it's place.

Thanks for reading and Thanks for the feedback.

Cory W · 08-05-2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Shameless

Cory, I totally feel like this all falls into my lap after I brought Satan & Vagina Stopper to the Man Party. That story was funny as hell, your blog has me on the floor.

haha That's true!

Thanks man.

MeganS · 08-05-2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Shameless

Cory, I totally feel like this all falls into my lap after I brought Satan & Vagina Stopper to the Man Party. That story was funny as hell, your blog has me on the floor.

WTF?!? ... your supposed to have my back!!!!! LOL

Asshole

xoxo,
Megan

Shameless · 08-05-2008, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SWorldMegan

WTF?!? ... your supposed to have my back!!!!! LOL

Asshole

xoxo,
Megan

I got your back baby (lol) Hey wanna go on a date?

ASSistant · 08-05-2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Shameless

I got your back baby (lol) Hey wanna go on a date?

Only if I can come....LOL

Penny Flame · 08-05-2008, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shameless

I got your back baby (lol) Hey wanna go on a date?

can I get her front? How about in Miami!!!!!

troncarver · 08-05-2008, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory

Thanks man,

I love it when anyone reads it. Makes it worth doing.

yo you have a very good writing style...almost reminds me of Tucker Max...anyway keep up the good writing i will probably start reading your blog from time to time

Redmanthatcould · 08-05-2008, 10:55 AM

I loved this line...

"Bro, I don?t fucking know who her service provider is."

hahahahahahahahaha

Kudles · 08-05-2008, 11:03 AM

Haha good story!

Cory W · 08-05-2008, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by troncarver

yo you have a very good writing style...almost reminds me of Tucker Max...anyway keep up the good writing i will probably start reading your blog from time to time

Thanks man.

Poindexterity · 08-05-2008, 01:50 PM

i thought the funniest part was,
"Fuck. This sucks. I can?t show up to Katsuya at 10:30pm with Megan Satan, she will think I am nobody. I start to experience panic."

Dude, i am so glad i aint you.

Andy CHOOPA · 08-05-2008, 02:12 PM

lol awesome story

Magalie · 08-05-2008, 02:18 PM

Simply Awesome Cory ! You have a real talent

VERY entertaining ! lol

MeganS · 08-05-2008, 02:39 PM

All of my current emails and voicemails are now being addressed as Satan LMAO!!

I even got the VIP list to our own damn party today ... Carrie and i were listed as Satan and Vagina Stopper!!!

Ha ha!!!

Cory W · 08-05-2008, 02:53 PM

Wow. This really took off....

Thanks to everyone that mentioned it to friends. And thanks to Megan and Carrie for having a good sense of humor.

Really good day.

Jay-Rock · 08-05-2008, 02:56 PM

Man this is the first time I have heard anything like this. I thought porn chicks were the most reliable & punctual people. I also heard they were great to date

ASSistant · 08-05-2008, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWorldMegan

All of my current emails and voicemails are now being addressed as Satan LMAO!!

I even got the VIP list to our own damn party today ... Carrie and i were listed as Satan and Vagina Stopper!!!

Ha ha!!!

I have been getting IM'ed all day as the Vagina Stopper!! Geez...lol

_Danielle_ · 08-05-2008, 03:18 PM

Dickionary Mary!!! LMAO

Just think...I get to work with this guy!

seeric · 08-05-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

PS Megan-

Did "Pretty Vacant" AKA MAx add u to his myspace page?

He added me and I got him on my top friends if not-
He sends his love and thanks you for the shanesworld schwag!

See what I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddamnit I hooked that shit up not Megan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop sucking Satans vagina for shit I setup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

MeganS · 08-05-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

See what I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddamnit I hooked that shit up not Megan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop sucking Satans vagina for shit I setup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

OMG that is soooo fucking awesome!!! There is a reason why my sig is what it is!!

P.S. I LOVE you Trainwreck!!!

xoxo,
Megan

slapass · 08-05-2008, 05:23 PM

I am guessing even after all this she is not going to sleep with you....

hehhehe

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-05-2008, 05:33 PM

dammit Cory, i've been wanting to hang since you're my closest porn neighbor (ok, Alan Weeks is but his gf has him on lockdown) but now i'm scared. there are so many ways in which i could offend you by just being the spaz that i am. i fear the shame almost as much as the nicknames that will stick with your blog subjects for life.

p.s. i loooooooooooooove the blog and have missed your stories. thanks for bringin me giggles again

MeganS · 08-05-2008, 08:32 PM

Don't be scared!!!!!!!!!!!!

All i have to do is blow him for joins with a contract and he would take it down ....
Haahahhabahh!!!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, BURN! LOL

xoxo,
Megan

Anthony · 08-05-2008, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWorldMegan

Don't be scared!!!!!!!!!!!!

All i have to do is blow him for joins with a contract and he would take it down ....
Haahahhabahh!!!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, BURN! LOL

xoxo,
Megan

Thermonuclear BURN!

Alky · 08-05-2008, 09:35 PM

funny story cory. good writing as usual.

MeganS · 08-06-2008, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Thermonuclear BURN!

Did i invite you to the BBQ? Then why you all up in my grill .... OH Burn!!!

Bahhahhahahahahaha!!!!

See you tomorrow sunshine!!

xoxo,
Megan

seeric · 10-03-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

and 37% of the waitstaff of the hooters in the 213 area code.

its actually 64% but who's really counting?

do the asians only count for half or something?

Cory W · 01-14-2011, 12:07 PM

A bump for the good ole days.

NETbilling · 01-14-2011, 12:21 PM

Wow - that needed a bump

BBQ soon Cory?

CaptainHowdy · 01-14-2011, 12:25 PM

What a vulgar thread...

_Richard_ · 01-14-2011, 12:27 PM

Jeff Bridges certainly has been busy

Cory W · 01-14-2011, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetBilling

Wow - that needed a bump

BBQ soon Cory?

Yeah man, what are you up to this weekend?

MeganS · 01-14-2011, 12:51 PM

I will never live this date down! hahah

NETbilling · 01-14-2011, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cory W

Yeah man, what are you up to this weekend?

I have to go back to Vegas. Maybe next week?

Mohawk Steve · 01-14-2011, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MeganS

I will never live this date down! hahah

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeganS

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE RECORD ... I HAD NO IDEA I WAS ON A DATE ...

Which one is it Valley Satan???

webair · 01-14-2011, 01:12 PM

funny shit bro! If you ever need a wing man in NY give me a buzz ! I dont have any Xanax though =/

Gabriel · 01-14-2011, 02:33 PM

What a cocktease.

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