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So I went out on a date with Megan from Shanesworld. Here is the goods..
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ahahah
priceless man you got me rolling! |
wait a minute
what does it mean that she dated VooDoo and yet blew you off? hmmmm??? |
It's like I'm sitting at the Roosevelt poolside bar all over again!
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Ok, short recap:
1. I got ditched for an iPhone on a date and left at the trendiest pool in Hollywood all alone. 2. Steve showed up to save me. 3. No one in Hollywood has any Xanax. 4. Megan Satan finally showed up but has in tow her Vagina Stopping friend. 5. I?m on the D-List. 6. I hate Jeff Daniels. I'm crying here :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE RECORD ... I HAD NO IDEA I WAS ON A DATE ...
xoxo, Megan |
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That is awesome Cory, love it :)
WG |
just added you to my google reader so i can read you on bb.
Consider myself a failed writer as well, and love your blog |
I love Megan. I want to sleep with her. She reads my blog, I mean, I had to put this on there. Otherwise, I have no Internet credentials : )
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I love it when anyone reads it. Makes it worth doing. |
you lucky bastardo!
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ooooooh snap |
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xoxo, Megan |
thats good...
this is the reason why i only "date" hookers... who has time for shit like this... |
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hahaha!
Great story Cory. |
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lmao that was a great read
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Great read Cory, that had me chuckling the whole way thru.
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thats funny shit bro...
this reminds me of Vegas... Satan and Vagina Stopper never showed up at Tryst... ;) |
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LOL great read bro - see you in miami
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LOL funny shit!
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Very nice story I heard all about when I went to Shane's World today.
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One of the few blog writers I actually enjoy reading and finish reading a full story. :2 cents:
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can you repost the blog about my wallet, i never got to read it.
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Ahhhh classic :) Seriously, you should submit some of your essays to magazines.
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This stuff is gold. |
:1orglaugh
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haha i enjoyed reading that
good shit |
Flocking love Cory.
Megan too. Vagina stopper the most! |
Next time you go to Katsuya-
Tell them you are friends with Mams You may get some love...and some VAGINA :1orglaugh PS the Spicy Tuna on Rice Squares is great, but the yellowtail with citrus infusion is off the hook |
PS Megan-
Did "Pretty Vacant" AKA MAx add u to his myspace page? He added me and I got him on my top friends if not- He sends his love and thanks you for the shanesworld schwag! |
Oh man :1orglaugh
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MEGAN!!!!
I'd want to make a date!!!! |
That was great. It feels like I almost had sex with Satan too!
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aww cory bear!!!!!!
i talked to steve last night and i plan to make my way to LA soon. we'll hit the pool and pick up some random ass. im good bait for wheeling in the chicks ;) |
Damn, now I wish I had been up there to see the vagina stopper in action
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shitty day...better luck next time
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Steve, you shoulda taken one for the team.
Cory needs a better wingman. |
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