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BradM · 07-30-2008, 09:34 AM

We are a company specializing in medical devices and herbal supplements in the men's sexual health arena. We set ourselves apart by having strong physician support and striving to be a research-based company in an industry filled with fly-by-night type companies.

We are seeking a full or part-time web developer/designer. The ideal candidate would have 4+ years online design (website, advertising creative) experience.

You have the option of working in-office or remotely.

Skills should include:
Advanced:
HTML / CSS
Photoshop

Intermediate:
PHP / Mysql
Illustrator
Javascript / AJAX

We are a small team that works very well together. We are looking for someone who can work in a small group and is willing to be a part of a hands on and fast paced work environment. We thrive on being flexible and dynamic in providing our customers and partners with the tools they need to succeed.

Design skill is important, and an online or offline portfolio will be required if you are to be interviewed. You should be able to communicate well. We are looking for someone who wishes to become part of a team and grow within the company over time.

Send resume/portfolio to: [email protected]

Please note: No online portfolio is an immediate disqualifier, please do not apply.

BradM · 08-05-2008, 04:31 PM

Let's get some applications folks.

klaze · 08-05-2008, 04:33 PM

I dunno any designers that know that much back-end...

You will be looking for a while..

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-05-2008, 04:33 PM

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<<E A T R O A D K I L L>> · 08-05-2008, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

No one wants to work for your broken ass dude ya got way to much attitude and talk way to much shit.

Iron Fist · 08-05-2008, 06:30 PM

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DeanCapture · 08-05-2008, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

..... I think I just puked a little and had an anxiety attack by simply posting this.

Jey p · 08-06-2008, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture

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raven1083 · 08-06-2008, 07:21 AM

Happy searching. Wish you good luck

czarina · 08-06-2008, 07:38 AM

hi Brad.
I'm the girl for this job.
Over 9 years of Photoshop/HTML/CSS
and a couple of years of PHP/Mysql/Illustrator and Javascript

Here's my site with some samples of my work: www.wedesig.net

for more, please hit me up.. icq # in sig or email me at info(at)wedesig.net

thanks

BradM · 08-06-2008, 08:37 AM

Thanks for the emails so far.

This is not just a "do 5 banners today for me" jobs, this is a real integral position. You wouldn't have to code yourself, you just need to be able to work around code. Most designers these days can barely slice a psd, let alone work around code.

The pay is relative, of course.

07-30-2008, 09:34 AM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	We're still hiring: Designers We are a company specializing in medical devices and herbal supplements in the men's sexual health arena. We set ourselves apart by having strong physician support and striving to be a research-based company in an industry filled with fly-by-night type companies. We are seeking a full or part-time web developer/designer. The ideal candidate would have 4+ years online design (website, advertising creative) experience. You have the option of working in-office or remotely. Skills should include: Advanced: HTML / CSS Photoshop Intermediate: PHP / Mysql Illustrator Javascript / AJAX We are a small team that works very well together. We are looking for someone who can work in a small group and is willing to be a part of a hands on and fast paced work environment. We thrive on being flexible and dynamic in providing our customers and partners with the tools they need to succeed. Design skill is important, and an online or offline portfolio will be required if you are to be interviewed. You should be able to communicate well. We are looking for someone who wishes to become part of a team and grow within the company over time. Send resume/portfolio to: [email protected] Please note: No online portfolio is an immediate disqualifier, please do not apply.

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08-06-2008, 07:38 AM	#13
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	hi Brad. I'm the girl for this job. Over 9 years of Photoshop/HTML/CSS and a couple of years of PHP/Mysql/Illustrator and Javascript Here's my site with some samples of my work: www.wedesig.net for more, please hit me up.. icq # in sig or email me at info(at)wedesig.net thanks

08-06-2008, 08:37 AM	#14
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Thanks for the emails so far. This is not just a "do 5 banners today for me" jobs, this is a real integral position. You wouldn't have to code yourself, you just need to be able to work around code. Most designers these days can barely slice a psd, let alone work around code. The pay is relative, of course.