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BradM 07-30-2008 09:34 AM

We're still hiring: Designers
 
We are a company specializing in medical devices and herbal supplements in the men's sexual health arena. We set ourselves apart by having strong physician support and striving to be a research-based company in an industry filled with fly-by-night type companies.

We are seeking a full or part-time web developer/designer. The ideal candidate would have 4+ years online design (website, advertising creative) experience.

You have the option of working in-office or remotely.

Skills should include:
Advanced:
HTML / CSS
Photoshop

Intermediate:
PHP / Mysql
Illustrator
Javascript / AJAX


We are a small team that works very well together. We are looking for someone who can work in a small group and is willing to be a part of a hands on and fast paced work environment. We thrive on being flexible and dynamic in providing our customers and partners with the tools they need to succeed.

Design skill is important, and an online or offline portfolio will be required if you are to be interviewed. You should be able to communicate well. We are looking for someone who wishes to become part of a team and grow within the company over time.

Send resume/portfolio to: [email protected]



Please note: No online portfolio is an immediate disqualifier, please do not apply.

BradM 08-05-2008 04:31 PM

Let's get some applications folks.

klaze 08-05-2008 04:33 PM

I dunno any designers that know that much back-end...

You will be looking for a while..

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-05-2008 04:33 PM

No one wants to work for your broken ass dude ya got way to much attitude and talk way to much shit. Couldnt imagine working for the likes of you. Jesus fucking christ I think I just puked a little and had an anxiety attack by simply posting this.

<<E A T R O A D K I L L>> 08-05-2008 04:33 PM

I can wash your car and shit. Will you hire me?

<<E A T R O A D K I L L>> 08-05-2008 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14567123)
No one wants to work for your broken ass dude ya got way to much attitude and talk way to much shit.

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Iron Fist 08-05-2008 06:30 PM

Good luck in your search :)

marketsmart 08-05-2008 06:44 PM

i will work for free if you can add 5 inches to my cock with your products....

LilBro 08-05-2008 06:47 PM

just hire www.AdultDesign.com

DeanCapture 08-05-2008 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14567123)
..... I think I just puked a little and had an anxiety attack by simply posting this.

:1orglaugh

Jey p 08-06-2008 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture (Post 14568117)
:1orglaugh

emailing u !

raven1083 08-06-2008 07:21 AM

Happy searching. Wish you good luck

czarina 08-06-2008 07:38 AM

hi Brad.
I'm the girl for this job.
Over 9 years of Photoshop/HTML/CSS
and a couple of years of PHP/Mysql/Illustrator and Javascript

Here's my site with some samples of my work: www.wedesig.net

for more, please hit me up.. icq # in sig or email me at info(at)wedesig.net

thanks :)

BradM 08-06-2008 08:37 AM

Thanks for the emails so far.

This is not just a "do 5 banners today for me" jobs, this is a real integral position. You wouldn't have to code yourself, you just need to be able to work around code. Most designers these days can barely slice a psd, let alone work around code.

The pay is relative, of course.


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