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Cyndalie 07-24-2008 07:52 AM

Bravo Dwreck, well done!

Looking forward to seeing you again!

Brad 07-24-2008 07:58 AM

Good tips Dwreck. See you in a few weeks.

Joe BrainCash 07-24-2008 08:19 AM

Dwerek is the man. I like tip # 20 about taliking to as many people as possible...

I know Dwerek is always one of the first to welcome any newbie... He's done it for me a couple of years back and has done it to other people I know...

He walks the walk!

Vegas Ken 07-24-2008 09:09 AM

Words of wisdom from the man himself!

wasteland 07-24-2008 02:52 PM

All words to live by, Dw!!!!

One more for the old foggies like me that can't stand the heat for too long out by the pool:
Plant you butt in a chair in the lobby in the traffic path to the pool during the late afternoons. Over the course of an hour, you get to meet and greet a lot of the people you know and can set up meetings with them (indoors, of course!)......

See you all there!
Colin

Martin 07-24-2008 08:59 PM

Nice D man.

tony286 07-24-2008 09:31 PM

good points

Dwreck 07-25-2008 10:11 AM

Im not a huge fan of bumping my own thread 1010 times with personal replies. But I have hit most of you up on icq and im very thankfull!

Dwreck 07-25-2008 10:46 AM

Here are 5 things you will here on at the show!

1. Webmaster "YO man is that AVN Chris guy on meth"
me NO man hes plus 35 Celsius out with a humidity factor of 99% and he power networking.

2.Webmaster" Dude the show floor sucked compared to 2001"

ME "well first off did you go all the way upstairs or stop when you saw the seminar rooms"

Webmaster " HUH" in a very arrogrant way

ME-"Nevermind"

3. Webmaster-"my rep didnt buy me a single drink dude"
Me- NO? was he supposed at an open bar?
Webmaster-Im even wearing thee free hoodie he gave me
Me-" so how may joins did you send?"
Webmaster-"why do you gotta mood kill derek this is porn not the bank"

4. Webmaster-"YO DWRECK who is that tdude with pink hair?? he must be a flame ball but he's with mad hotties all the time*
ME-*Yah thats Hal from flashcash
Webmaster-" is he gay"
ME-"go ask him"
Webmaster- "ok man i will. IS this a dare? i will man im comfortable with my sexuality*

3 mins later

ME"so what did he say"
Webmaster " oh man hes the coolest , gave me a cd,introduced me to his girlfriend then gave me a hug"
Webmaster_ "if i was gay i would totally bang him*
ME- *WHATTTTTTTTTTTT*

5. Webmaster "this party sucks"
ME- REally whY?
Webmaster- i dunno man lets bounce
Me- ok so your going to a strip club? im not my the westin beds are to die for and i hear it calling my name.
Webmaster- yah dude i feel more comfortable paying that all look and no touch.

20 mins later

Webmaster- Derek you haven't left you loser !!!
me- why are you back so soon?
Webmaster-20$ cover, 20$ a dance and all the girls looked like they got hit by a train.
Me_ hey im not hater but bro your not giving Brad pitt a run for his money anytime soon
Webmaster- Whatever got any drink tickets left.

O MARINA 07-25-2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 14506455)
Here are 5 things you will here on at the show!

1. Webmaster "YO man is that AVN Chris guy on meth"
me NO man hes plus 35 Celsius out with a humidity factor of 99% and he power networking.

2.Webmaster" Dude the show floor sucked compared to 2001"

ME "well first off did you go all the way upstairs or stop when you saw the seminar rooms"

Webmaster " HUH" in a very arrogrant way

ME-"Nevermind"

3. Webmaster-"my rep didnt buy me a single drink dude"
Me- NO? was he supposed at an open bar?
Webmaster-Im even wearing thee free hoodie he gave me
Me-" so how may joins did you send?"
Webmaster-"why do you gotta mood kill derek this is porn not the bank"

4. Webmaster-"YO DWRECK who is that tdude with pink hair?? he must be a flame ball but he's with mad hotties all the time*
ME-*Yah thats Hal from flashcash
Webmaster-" is he gay"
ME-"go ask him"
Webmaster- "ok man i will. IS this a dare? i will man im comfortable with my sexuality*

3 mins later

ME"so what did he say"
Webmaster " oh man hes the coolest , gave me a cd,introduced me to his girlfriend then gave me a hug"
Webmaster_ "if i was gay i would totally bang him*
ME- *WHATTTTTTTTTTTT*

5. Webmaster "this party sucks"
ME- REally whY?
Webmaster- i dunno man lets bounce
Me- ok so your going to a strip club? im not my the westin beds are to die for and i hear it calling my name.
Webmaster- yah dude i feel more comfortable paying that all look and no touch.

20 mins later

Webmaster- Derek you haven't left you loser !!!
me- why are you back so soon?
Webmaster-20$ cover, 20$ a dance and all the girls looked like they got hit by a train.
Me_ hey im not hater but bro your not giving Brad pitt a run for his money anytime soon
Webmaster- Whatever got any drink tickets left.



not bad not bad

:1orglaugh

GeoAdultKiel 07-25-2008 12:17 PM

hahahah very nice Dwreck....

C H R I S 07-25-2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14507109)
not bad not bad

:1orglaugh

My god Derek yuo have outdone yourself.....

C H R I S 07-25-2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wasteland (Post 14502115)
All words to live by, Dw!!!!

One more for the old foggies like me that can't stand the heat for too long out by the pool:
Plant you butt in a chair in the lobby in the traffic path to the pool during the late afternoons. Over the course of an hour, you get to meet and greet a lot of the people you know and can set up meetings with them (indoors, of course!)......

See you all there!
Colin

Great tip Colin - did you make any seminars this year?

uno 07-25-2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 14506455)
Here are 5 things you will here on at the show!

1. Webmaster "YO man is that AVN Chris guy on meth"
me NO man hes plus 35 Celsius out with a humidity factor of 99% and he power networking.

2.Webmaster" Dude the show floor sucked compared to 2001"

ME "well first off did you go all the way upstairs or stop when you saw the seminar rooms"

Webmaster " HUH" in a very arrogrant way

ME-"Nevermind"

3. Webmaster-"my rep didnt buy me a single drink dude"
Me- NO? was he supposed at an open bar?
Webmaster-Im even wearing thee free hoodie he gave me
Me-" so how may joins did you send?"
Webmaster-"why do you gotta mood kill derek this is porn not the bank"

4. Webmaster-"YO DWRECK who is that tdude with pink hair?? he must be a flame ball but he's with mad hotties all the time*
ME-*Yah thats Hal from flashcash
Webmaster-" is he gay"
ME-"go ask him"
Webmaster- "ok man i will. IS this a dare? i will man im comfortable with my sexuality*

3 mins later

ME"so what did he say"
Webmaster " oh man hes the coolest , gave me a cd,introduced me to his girlfriend then gave me a hug"
Webmaster_ "if i was gay i would totally bang him*
ME- *WHATTTTTTTTTTTT*

5. Webmaster "this party sucks"
ME- REally whY?
Webmaster- i dunno man lets bounce
Me- ok so your going to a strip club? im not my the westin beds are to die for and i hear it calling my name.
Webmaster- yah dude i feel more comfortable paying that all look and no touch.

20 mins later

Webmaster- Derek you haven't left you loser !!!
me- why are you back so soon?
Webmaster-20$ cover, 20$ a dance and all the girls looked like they got hit by a train.
Me_ hey im not hater but bro your not giving Brad pitt a run for his money anytime soon
Webmaster- Whatever got any drink tickets left.

How many of those were me?

Dwreck 07-26-2008 07:47 AM

uno oh uno! HAHAH see you in Vegas!

Dwreck 07-26-2008 08:16 AM

did I say vegas??? wow i need to go back to bed..

Dwreck 07-30-2008 10:39 AM

bump for people that missed it the first time

fuzebox 07-30-2008 10:58 AM

One more week! Funnest show of the year for sure :thumbsup

It helps that I always look for an excuse to turn it into a 2-3 week vacation :1orglaugh

kelly kola 07-30-2008 11:14 AM

D....perfect advice as usual...lol. Can't wait to see you!! I'll hit you up on ICQ at some point today!!! We need to talk!! Hope all is well....snowflake!

lesbodojo 07-30-2008 01:05 PM

Awesome tips, yet again. I <3 this thread. Love fest!

Anthony 07-30-2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 14496508)
great tips...see you in florida mate

Be prepared to pay for dinner.

You lost our bet.

I will reign as number 1 sexy asian!!!

Varius 07-30-2008 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 14496413)
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12. Nothing of value is being done biz wise at 2 am. You don?t need to be up till 4 am to close the deal with a company. Go to bed get be fresh in the am! NO she doesnt like you ,she is a model, your drunk, its 2 am and she looking to party.She doesnt like you. Sorry dude. BED TIME!

This is the only point of yours I can argue with Mr. Wreck - everything else was great advice! :thumbsup

I've met/bonded with quite a few people who I ended up doing major business with while drinking with them and getting to know them at 5-7am. I agree you might not get much business done at 2am when the party is still raging or the suite is full of retards breaking stuff, but once it starts to filter out there is potential business ahead. Not everyone forgets what they said while intoxicated :)

Anyhow see ya next week!

GeoAdultKiel 07-30-2008 01:48 PM

bump for justice!

Varius 07-30-2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~zombiegirl~ (Post 14497364)
LOL. No, then i'd just say "my really dorky husband." He somehow manages to find his way back. One of them is Varius but that's not too hard to figure out, lol

I know not of what riddles you speak :winkwink:

Still, I suppose making it back to any room beats me falling asleep standing up in downtown Montreal on a busy sidewalk two block from my house :)

Big_D 07-30-2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoAdultKiel (Post 14496489)
Rule 21: Don't flake out on your Iron Man Team..... lol

Agreed, that was gayer than gay,



regardless, the tips are off the chain, props on taking the time to write that.

Purple Haze 07-30-2008 03:04 PM

As an owner, one thing I have always said about Derek is that I'm confident in his abilities at trade shows. He knows how to work the floor, the pool, the lobby areas and that I don't have to worry if he's misrepresenting himself or WCC. He knows how to get business done.

Purple Haze

C H R I S 07-30-2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purple Haze (Post 14533680)
As an owner, one thing I have always said about Derek is that I'm confident in his abilities at trade shows. He knows how to work the floor, the pool, the lobby areas and that I don't have to worry if he's misrepresenting himself or WCC. He knows how to get business done.

Purple Haze

Goes without saying. Dwreck is a consumate proffesional, even when tipsy...... :winkwink:

RyuLion 07-30-2008 03:21 PM

- now deleting thread -

jmk 07-30-2008 03:52 PM

Too much to read, but I loved the pics hahahaha.

Cya soon Dwreck!!!

jmk 07-30-2008 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 14497661)
I have seen a guy making a picture of his roomnumber with his cellphone.
That was bloody brilliant!

Even better!!! I always make a note in my blackberry, like send yourself a text message :)

dailyduke 07-30-2008 04:05 PM

Business done poolside! that is some pool side company there brother

FightThisPatent 07-30-2008 05:58 PM

i am at the westin diplomat now, since swingers.com is sponsoring several things at the event.

For those taking a taxi from the airport to the hotel, in going the intracoastal route (as opposed to going down 95 south), the taxi meter was $23.

If the fare is creeping higher than that, you are literally being taken for a ride ;)

Fight the no speaka da english!

Corleone 07-30-2008 08:22 PM

nice advices there dwreck :)

PorniSteph 07-31-2008 08:33 AM

laughing hard! too funny!

Grays 07-31-2008 01:34 PM

Heh, don't normally post just to post, but, D gets my respect for his sage like wisdom.


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