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fuzebox 07-23-2008 04:39 PM
I laughed at starpimps for taking pics of our room door with his iphone every time we changed hotels, but it came in handy when we forgot our room number :1orglaugh

SiMpLe 07-23-2008 04:40 PM
Dwreck is tradeshow suuuupa star - It wouldn't be a show with out him.
When I arrive at the bar... I skim the crowd for Dwreck first thing so I feel comfortable. If I can't find him, I go back to my room lost and helpless.

~zombiegirl~ 07-23-2008 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil E (Post 14496795)
zombiegirl do you "take advange" of these passed out people?

j/k :) you seem like a great person!
Well... now that you ask... there was this one time, at Internext Expo... when me & my girl friend found a passed out guy by the pool...

SiMpLe 07-23-2008 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 14496864)
I laughed at starpimps for taking pics of our room door with his iphone every time we changed hotels, but it came in handy when we forgot our room number :1orglaugh
Are your ready for our yearly introductions in Jenni's late night suite - This will be round what... 4 with about 40 nice to meet you's? lmao :1orglaugh

Porno Dan 07-23-2008 04:50 PM
Number 21 -do not boast about your ability to party when in the presence of true professionals.

I see you have learned lesson 21 well.

I look forward to seeing you in Florida

Dan

uno 07-23-2008 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ~zombiegirl~ (Post 14496663)
also, for those of you who are going to get wasted, write down your room number behind your badge so when you pass out in the hallway or are wandering down the hall putting your keycard in random rooms you or the person who finds you will know where to deposit you.
This is the single best tip. I ALWAYS do this, mostly because I have a horrid memory. Last year I had to dump a friend on another friend in the lobby. He didn't know his room # and I think he slept there in a chair.

GetSCORECash 07-23-2008 04:57 PM
Great tips, I'm bringing water bottles.

uno 07-23-2008 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ~zombiegirl~ (Post 14496761)
YES. I am always the sober one (in other words, the one looking after the drunk ones) and I've had several instances of dealing with security depositing passed out people to my room. This is after security looks up my room # and I'm asked for ID to prove that I'm me and the drunk friend is ok to stay there. lol
Rob? :uhoh:glugglug

starpimps 07-23-2008 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 14496864)
I laughed at starpimps for taking pics of our room door with his iphone every time we changed hotels, but it came in handy when we forgot our room number :1orglaugh
i know..i am just that good :thumbsup

oh and tip #2..those water bottles
thank you fuzebox for carrying that 28 pack of water a block and a half in 106 degree weather in vegas :winkwink:

C H R I S 07-23-2008 05:29 PM
50 Internext Tips.....

C H R I S 07-23-2008 05:29 PM
Dwrecks tips are legendary..

~zombiegirl~ 07-23-2008 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uno (Post 14496941)
Rob? :uhoh:glugglug
LOL. No, then i'd just say "my really dorky husband." He somehow manages to find his way back. One of them is Varius but that's not too hard to figure out, lol

american pervert 07-23-2008 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 14496413)

14. Take advantages of the free lunches and parties. I learn t this trick from JFK years ago. Watch that man in action. HE told me once its not what you spend its what you save and he a master. Far from Cheap man he has gone way beyond the duty for me but there is a something to be said about his methods. I Know mojitos are 19$ a pop! I don?t mind normally but if you look at your party schedule you can hit a party even during the day drink for free do biz then head down my the pool all in 20 mins! Save yourself the money.

spoken like a true wn

Dwreck 07-23-2008 06:50 PM
testaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! WN!

HAPPYPEEKERS 07-23-2008 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 14496413)

15. Yes the cleaning staff is going to knock on your door at 7 am. So make sure you clean off the glass surfaces, move the towel away from the bottom of the door and have underwear on. or have the plush westin robe near by. I have scared too many Latina maids in the past.
hahahahahaha now that is funny stuff lolol :1orglaugh

MichaelP 07-23-2008 07:00 PM
Lol Dwerek.. Awesome tips. Thanks for the good laugh and the good time I had reading this :thumbsup

See ya in Florida my friend :)

Phoenix 07-23-2008 07:04 PM
dwreck good tips indeed

ill tell yunmi to pack her side boob shirts..lol

Pornopat 07-23-2008 07:12 PM
dwreck what is your advice on doing yellow shots by the pool?

Pornopat 07-23-2008 07:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ~zombiegirl~ (Post 14496663)
also, for those of you who are going to get wasted, write down your room number behind your badge so when you pass out in the hallway or are wandering down the hall putting your keycard in random rooms you or the person who finds you will know where to deposit you.

I have seen a guy making a picture of his roomnumber with his cellphone.
That was bloody brilliant!

C H R I S 07-23-2008 07:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 14497661)
I have seen a guy making a picture of his roomnumber with his cellphone.
That was bloody brilliant!
Now thats planning.

Z 07-23-2008 07:53 PM
Well done buddy..see ya there.

Big Red Machine 07-23-2008 08:20 PM
and always mind your wallet.:helpme...Thanks Again Dwreck:thumbsup

RevengeBucks_Monica 07-23-2008 09:58 PM
Super awesome tips, and lots of funny things :) I especially appreciate the tip about water. Can I drink the water out of the tap in my kitchen? grin!

Just Mike 07-23-2008 11:24 PM
nice tips man...I think it was really nice of you to take all that time and write out these tips and tricks. Believe it or not, I still forget some of these basics.

NETbilling 07-23-2008 11:27 PM
You need to write a book Dwreck. Looking forward to seeing you. Be sure to come hang with us in the Porn Poker Tour suite every night and tell Hazel Rock Ban will be setup for her.

seeric 07-23-2008 11:39 PM
what happens if you write your room number on the back of the key and you lose it and you get to your room and all your shits gone? i wouldnt recommend writing the room number on the key.

NickPapageorgio 07-23-2008 11:57 PM
mmm...scarlettes @ 3am. I swear, their was this little black chick dancer, sexy as fuck 2 years ago that squirted her titty milk on me in the vip. wtf??!?!?!

When she did that..it moved a lil.:Oh crap

PersianKitty 07-23-2008 11:59 PM
I sure which I could get BroMaster's words of wisdom for my trip to Miami. He was so helpful with advice regarding my Vegas trip.

Guess I'll have to wing it.

Domain Diva 07-24-2008 12:07 AM
Dwreck look forward to seeing you again its been a long time :)

Sorry your buddy Christina is back in europe so will not be there :( but I will try to inflict as much pain to you as possible to make up for her absence :thumbsup

cranki 07-24-2008 12:12 AM
When I read the thread title, I expected the ANAL HOBBIT :1orglaugh

NETbilling 07-24-2008 12:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14498306)
what happens if you write your room number on the back of the key and you lose it and you get to your room and all your shits gone? i wouldnt recommend writing the room number on the key.
You can have my room key

seeric 07-24-2008 12:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NetBilling (Post 14498370)
You can have my room key
please leave all laptops and valuables in plain site, i hate looking for shit.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ManuelX 07-24-2008 06:13 AM
Thanks for the tips man, you sound like a nice chap, hope to meet you there:thumbsup.

C H R I S 07-24-2008 06:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14498374)
please leave all laptops and valuables in plain site, i hate looking for shit.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tranza 07-24-2008 06:49 AM
Nice tips....

GeoAdultKiel 07-24-2008 06:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tranza (Post 14499060)
Nice tits....
fix't :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mike Dutch 07-24-2008 07:10 AM
Woeeeeeeeef!! Great tips from the man himself!

So we are going to crash webmastes parties, get drinks for free and make a fool out of ourselves again this year at 4 in the morning :)

HotMeghan_GL 07-24-2008 07:31 AM
great tips dwreck - looking forward to my first show!!

PorniSteph 07-24-2008 07:33 AM
This stuff is gold for the 1st timer convention that is me! :) Can't wait to meet you in person and all the great folks out there!

Thx Dwreck!

JayDeeZee 07-24-2008 07:40 AM
Killer tip for newbs, vets and everyone in between.


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