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Compdoctor · 07-08-2008, 10:07 AM

A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."

So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?"

The guy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"

The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX."

The guy asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"

A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, "So, what do you call your penis?"

The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job 1", he then ads, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"

The guy says, "because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 07-08-2008, 10:30 AM

thats really cute...lol

ProducerCashDave · 07-08-2008, 10:32 AM

i laffed

CurrentlySober · 07-08-2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ProducerCashDave

i laffed

I pooped!

the alchemist · 07-08-2008, 10:50 AM

NaughtyJohnson · 07-08-2008, 10:53 AM

I'm using it!

Miguel T · 07-08-2008, 11:30 AM

ROTFL! Nice one!

gornyhuy · 07-08-2008, 12:25 PM

My penis is named Chevrolet -
its Like a Rock.

gornyhuy · 07-08-2008, 12:26 PM

Sometimes I call it Allstate,
but only when its in good hands.

gornyhuy · 07-08-2008, 12:27 PM

When I'm on GFY, my penis is named Visa

Its everywhere YOU want to be.

gornyhuy · 07-08-2008, 12:29 PM

When I'm balls-deep, I like to call it Intel.

Intel inside.

swoop · 07-08-2008, 12:30 PM

that was good. i'll also name mine Secret

Veronica · 07-08-2008, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by swoop

that was good. i'll also name mine Secret

Not a joke: I call mine "Puff" because he's the magic dildo... he slips right into any ass!

jakethedog · 07-08-2008, 12:34 PM

decent .. lol

sicone · 07-08-2008, 12:34 PM

tranza · 07-08-2008, 12:35 PM

Lol, good one....

pornguy · 07-08-2008, 12:50 PM

thats a good one.

spideriux · 07-08-2008, 01:26 PM

lol good one

sniperwolf · 07-08-2008, 01:40 PM

ROFL!

that's cute!

Violetta · 07-08-2008, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

I pooped!

me too.... haha

07-08-2008, 10:07 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Tuesday's Joke A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?" The guy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX." The guy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job 1", he then ads, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer." The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?" The guy says, "because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman!" __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

07-08-2008, 10:30 AM	#2
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07-08-2008, 11:30 AM	#7
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gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	My penis is named Chevrolet - its Like a Rock. __________________ icq:159548293

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gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Sometimes I call it Allstate, but only when its in good hands. __________________ icq:159548293

07-08-2008, 12:27 PM	#10
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	When I'm on GFY, my penis is named Visa Its everywhere YOU want to be. __________________ icq:159548293

07-08-2008, 12:29 PM	#11
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	When I'm balls-deep, I like to call it Intel. Intel inside. __________________ icq:159548293

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