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Join Date: May 2002
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I'm quitting smoking! Wanna join?
I'm planning to quit smoking tomorrow. Not because smoking will cause me to die sooner, but because smoking costs money, makes your dick shorter, reduces your stamina, and gives bad breath. All facts considered, quitting will cause more and better sex
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Its not punk to quit.
Since when does a punk care whether they have a tiny pecker and stinky breath? |
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I'm in in the next few days. Had chest pains and turns out i have brochitis and maybe asthma so no more smoking for me! Got a prescription for the patch, i'm ready baby!
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I'm not smoking, thank you...
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best of luck to you, dude. I quit almost 2 months ago, and only wish I had done it sooner, rather than waiting 16 years.
on a sidenote... so that's why my dick is small? fuck.
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Fuck it I am in...ten years of smoking...tomorrow seems like good day....I have been thinking about it for a while now.
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Ok, so far it's me, Dildozer and Krome. Any others want a bigger dick and more stamina?
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Is it possible to quit ?
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So when do you guys start up your law suits against the tobacco companies for shrinking your dick and scaring away sex?
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Anyone here suggest smoking a "non-pot" pipe, as a supliment, to get over the initial cravings?
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i Have 12 smokes left in my pack now. This sounds like a good idea to quit but I know when I get down to the last one I will start to panic and go buy more...........
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2 smokes left in my pack....just realised tomorrow I am in a non smoking enviroment all day so that should help...if I polish off these and do not buy any on the way I should be cool for tomorrow untill I get home...but there are no more in the house....dam chewing gum will have to be purchased in bulk tomorrow!!!!!!!
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Suck it!
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Go for it dude
![]() It's not easy, but it's well worth it. --- 3w 3d 14 hours 35 minutes smoke-free :-) 499 cigs not smoked, $124.75 saved, 1d 17:35 life saved Zyban ![]()
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Congrats and good luck, guys. Just think.. now when I girl thinks about giving you a blowjob, she's not gonna be tasting your smokes.
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Join Date: May 2002
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![]() Ehm, anyway, just got up, and for the first time in 5 years, didn't immediately light a cig. This stuff is pretty hard, but doable. Think I'll go buy some nicotine gum or patches now.
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A driveby spam. How cute.
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i can think of a million reasons that i hate smoking but i just cant stop... yet i not one acceptable reason why i like it.
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aka K-Man
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nicebutton lagwagon, i likes =)
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This is starting to suck pretty badly. I feel like I'm on drugs right now, all dizzy n stuff. Also, my mood is starting to get worse by the minute. I want to kick puppies and shoot children.
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Suck it!
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The mood swings are pretty bad
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I try to quit smoking almost weekly
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Im quiting today, I think I will have to quit drinking too. Because when that Hennessy hits the stomach I HAVE to blaze up!
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We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
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72 hours, that's all you need.
It takes about 72 hours for your body to get rid of nicotine. I quit cold turkey. I don't believe in taking nicotine to get rid of nicotine. It's all about getting rid of that shit out of your body. Drink lots of water. And go there : http://www.whyquit.com <FONT face="Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif" size=2><P align=center><FONT color=#FFFFFF size=5><STRONG><EM>Freedom's Quitting Tips </EM></STRONG></FONT></P> <OL> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Quit cold turkey. In the long run it?s the easiest, quickest, least expensive and most effective technique of smoking cessation. There are over one billion "comfortable" ex-smokers on earth today and almost all of them quit cold turkey.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Our minds will quickly forget most of the reasons that made us want to quit smoking. Take the time now to write yourself a loving letter that will fully remind you of all your reasons for quitting. Keep your reasons letter with you and read it often.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Get rid of all your cigarettes. All of them! Tell friends and family that you?ve started a new nicotine free life. Commit completely to your healing!</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Quit smoking one day at a time. Do not concern yourself with next year, next month, next week or even tomorrow. Concentrate on not smoking from the time you wake-up until you go to sleep. Be patient with your healing. Baby steps!</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Attitude is extremely important because we are what we think! If we allow our mind to dwell upon negative thoughts like "quitting is hard" and that we?re "depriving ourselves of smoking" we can make ourselves miserable. If we allow our mind to dwell upon positive notions like our freedom and healing are wonderful and glorious, or that we?re doing ourselves a favor, our journey home can be awesome.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Be proud of yourself for not smoking! Don?t rely upon others for your self pride or lien upon them to hard to support your quest for freedom! Trust in you!</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Symptoms such as headache, inability to concentrate, dizziness, time perception distortions and the ubiquitous sweet tooth encountered by many, can be the result of a blood sugar drop that occurs after quitting. Help your body adjust by avoiding white sugar products and by putting small amounts of food (fuel) into your body at least every three hours. Always leave room for more food but never allow yourself to feel hungry. Get your sugar from juices and fruits (cranberry juice is excellent).</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Be aware that many routine situations will trigger a crave for nicotine. Situations which may trigger a response include: after meals, talking on the phone, driving, drinking, reading, coffee, alcohol, setting in a bar or pub, social events with smoking friends, or even activities like card games. Try to maintain your normal routine while quitting. If any event seems to tough, leave it and go back to it later. Do not feel you must give up any activity forever. Everything you did as a smoker, you will learn to do at least as well, and maybe better, as an ex-smoker.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Drink plenty of fruit juice the first three days. It not only helps flush nicotine from your system it will also help raise your blood sugar level. Also, divide your body weight by two. Use the resulting number as the number of ounces of daily water that your body and lungs need for proper healing and flushing.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>To help avoid weight gain, eat vegetables and fruit instead of candies and pastries. Celery and carrots can be used safely as short-term substitutes for cigarettes. Smoking was your bodies old cue that your meal had ended. Find a new cue.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>If you are concerned about weight gain, do some moderate form of regular exercise. If you have not been exercising regularly, consult your physician for a practical exercise program which is safe for you.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>If you encounter a crisis, (e.g. a flat tire, flood, blizzard, family illness, finances) while quitting, remember, smoking is no solution. Smoking will just complicate the original situation while creating another crisis - full and complete nicotine relapse.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Be honest! Truly see yourself as "addicted to nicotine" because you are! Just one puff and you will either immediately or shortly thereafter experience full and complete relapse back to your prior level of nicotine use <STRONG>or higher</STRONG>. Don?t look at it as taking just "ONE" puff, look at it as taking them all back. Picture them all.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Don?t debate with yourself how much you want a "cigarette." You don?t crave a cigarette any more than the heroin addict craves a needle. The cigarette and needle are simply drug delivery devices. What you want is the drug inside.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Save the money you usually spend on cigarettes and buy yourself something you really want after a week or a month. Save for a year and you can treat yourself to a vacation.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Practice deep breathing exercises when you have a craving. Breathe slowly and deeply into the bottom of each lung while clearing your mind of needless chatter.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Visualize the challenges ahead (stress, tremendous joy, weight gain, boredom, an accident, a serious illness, the death of a loved one, a funeral, financial problems, the end of a relationship, drinking, extended periods of time around a smoker) and picture yourself successfully overcoming each of them. </FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Climb out of your deep smoker?s rut and begin living your new life. Engage in activities that require more than an hour to complete and challenge your new body.</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Ask yourself how you?d feel about going back to your old level of consumption. Quitting smoking is one of the few propositions in the world where being 99% successful means 100% defeat. It?s an all or nothing proposition. If you decide you really want to smoke, please promise yourself that you?ll come to the board and give the group a chance to work its magic. If feels almost like a slap in the face when a member is bold enough to post after relapse but not courageous enough to post while in crisis. What good is support for a smoker? None!</FONT></DIV> <LI> <DIV align=left><FONT color=#FFFFFF>Remember that there are only two good reasons to take a puff once you quit. You decide you want to go back to your old level of consumption until smoking cripples and then kills you, or, you decide you really enjoy withdrawal and you want to make it last forever. As long as neither of these options appeal to you <STRONG>- NEVER TAKE ANOTHER PUFF!</STRONG></FONT> |
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I just stopped smoking two days ago
I am on my third day and I feel all fucked up inside! But I will not take another cig, I'll go through the hell ride! Because in the end I will be proud of me, my health will benefit from it and , I will have much more money to spend ! ![]() |
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