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After Shock Media · 06-28-2008, 10:24 PM

I am sure plenty of others watch the assorted food porn on the food network channel. It does make good background noise while working at least.

At first I was only mildly irritated when the brought on the show Down home with the Neely's. About the most possibly annoying couple on the face of the planet to ever do a cooking show. Not to mention anyone that has watched the next food network star would attest to the fact that this couple would of been kicked off well before the final four. Yet OK they have some credibility since they are associated with a well known BBQ place. This alone should not allow them to annoy everyone on TV watching that channel. They have ZERO TV persona ability.

I got past that, and I was ok accepting that yes the network brought on yet another food type show covering the same damn shit they already have several others of. I.E. Grilling, and Italian.

Now I discover they are given them yet another fucking show. Road tasted with the Neelys. They are going to travel around and visit down home places and eat. Hmm, Guy's big bite, Tasty travels, um the other one that the busty cleavage chick does, the one Alton Brown does. I am probably also missing some others to. Someone must really stop these people. They are more annoying than Lagasse's damn repetitive jokes about seasoning and using the knobs on your stove.

Iron Fist · 06-28-2008, 10:30 PM

Watching them lick spatulas makes me horny...

MrIzzz · 06-28-2008, 10:33 PM

look up Giada De Laurentis....omggggggggggggggggg HOT

After Shock Media · 06-28-2008, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

look up Giada De Laurentis....omggggggggggggggggg HOT

She does one of the travel shows that these ass clowns are now going to do too.

MrIzzz · 06-28-2008, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

She does one of the travel shows that these ass clowns are now going to do too.

i really don't like those assclowns neither

but I really liked Giadas gratuitous cleavage all the time.

After Shock Media · 06-28-2008, 10:40 PM

BTW I realized I made a mistake in first post. Guys big bite is not a travel show, its his Diners, Dives, and Drive throughs or whatever its called. Then also I forgot that Paula Deans kids have a travel show who was responsible for summoning the Neelys from the annoying circles of hell.

MikeSmoke · 06-28-2008, 10:43 PM

NO one could be more annoying than Paula Dean

I just wish they ran the original Iron Chef shows on FLN more often than once a night.

After Shock Media · 06-28-2008, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeSmoke

NO one could be more annoying than Paula Dean

I just wish they ran the original Iron Chef shows on FLN more often than once a night.

You must have not witnessed their show then. Imagine Paula Dean with even more kissing and sexual innuendoes and the same dishes week after week with minor twists.

heymatty · 06-28-2008, 11:34 PM

Food network needs to slow down its in house programming, its mainly crap. They should buy a whole lot more UK shows.

PS you forgot Alton Brown also did a road trip show ;-)

After Shock Media · 06-28-2008, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by heymatty

Food network needs to slow down its in house programming, its mainly crap. They should buy a whole lot more UK shows.

PS you forgot Alton Brown also did a road trip show ;-)

I mentioned the one Alton Brown does in first post. I like him best.

Thurbs · 06-28-2008, 11:49 PM

all the programming in Manila for Food Network is syndicated and big delay .. I'm still getting down with throwdown with Bobby Flay. 2 years from now I'll see what's so irritating

heymatty · 06-28-2008, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I mentioned the one Alton Brown does in first post. I like him best.

Oops missed that.

His road trip show is not his highlight imo, good eats is a classic though.

Jamie Oliver did an italian road trip on UK channel 4, this is really good.

Giada's one was good I thought, San Torini looks like heaven, and her boobs are fine.

Food network really needs to recruit more top end chefs and drop all the packet mix crew, Rachel Ray, Sandra Lee, Paula Dean, no way I could eat the shit these people are producing.

After Shock Media · 06-29-2008, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by heymatty

Food network really needs to recruit more top end chefs and drop all the packet mix crew, Rachel Ray, Sandra Lee, Paula Dean, no way I could eat the shit these people are producing.

Rachel Ray is a cash cow so she is not going anywhere.

Sandra Lee is an alcoholic and nobody wants to fire one of those, she may go postal and tablescape your face with a can opener and then cordinate your office to match your wardrobe.

As for Paula Dean, I could care less either way on her. Waiting on the heart attack though.

Lastly the one chick, um Contesa. She also needs to be taken out back to the pasture and shot in the back of the head with a silver bullet.

PS. Please place the Neelys in a replica brazen bull and use it.

Socks · 06-29-2008, 02:25 AM

ashleyfires · 06-29-2008, 02:50 AM

Paula Dean reminds me of my drunk horny aunt.

I was just watching food network the other day and thought to myself- another fuckin travel eating show? Then lightbulb!! On my next road trip across the country I'll document every restaurant I eat at, then go to the bathroom w/ my camera and handy cameraman and either fuck or suck or diddle myself!! Just a thought. Dunno if anyone besides me would get turned on by that. Should make for an interesting trip at least.

06-28-2008, 10:24 PM	#1
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	OK WTF Food network! I am sure plenty of others watch the assorted food porn on the food network channel. It does make good background noise while working at least. At first I was only mildly irritated when the brought on the show Down home with the Neely's. About the most possibly annoying couple on the face of the planet to ever do a cooking show. Not to mention anyone that has watched the next food network star would attest to the fact that this couple would of been kicked off well before the final four. Yet OK they have some credibility since they are associated with a well known BBQ place. This alone should not allow them to annoy everyone on TV watching that channel. They have ZERO TV persona ability. I got past that, and I was ok accepting that yes the network brought on yet another food type show covering the same damn shit they already have several others of. I.E. Grilling, and Italian. Now I discover they are given them yet another fucking show. Road tasted with the Neelys. They are going to travel around and visit down home places and eat. Hmm, Guy's big bite, Tasty travels, um the other one that the busty cleavage chick does, the one Alton Brown does. I am probably also missing some others to. Someone must really stop these people. They are more annoying than Lagasse's damn repetitive jokes about seasoning and using the knobs on your stove. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

06-28-2008, 10:33 PM	#3
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	look up Giada De Laurentis....omggggggggggggggggg HOT __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

06-28-2008, 10:40 PM	#6
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	BTW I realized I made a mistake in first post. Guys big bite is not a travel show, its his Diners, Dives, and Drive throughs or whatever its called. Then also I forgot that Paula Deans kids have a travel show who was responsible for summoning the Neelys from the annoying circles of hell. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

06-28-2008, 10:43 PM	#7
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heymatty Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Scottsdale :) Posts: 2,188	Food network needs to slow down its in house programming, its mainly crap. They should buy a whole lot more UK shows. PS you forgot Alton Brown also did a road trip show ;-) __________________ Cashlantis ~ Black Book Cash

06-28-2008, 10:30 PM	#2
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Watching them lick spatulas makes me horny...

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Thurbs The Thrilla in Manila Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Thurbs' Lagoon, Christmas Island Posts: 4,785	all the programming in Manila for Food Network is syndicated and big delay .. I'm still getting down with throwdown with Bobby Flay. 2 years from now I'll see what's so irritating

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06-29-2008, 02:50 AM	#15
ashleyfires Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 232	Paula Dean reminds me of my drunk horny aunt. I was just watching food network the other day and thought to myself- another fuckin travel eating show? Then lightbulb!! On my next road trip across the country I'll document every restaurant I eat at, then go to the bathroom w/ my camera and handy cameraman and either fuck or suck or diddle myself!! Just a thought. Dunno if anyone besides me would get turned on by that. Should make for an interesting trip at least. __________________