Paula Dean reminds me of my drunk horny aunt.
I was just watching food network the other day and thought to myself- another fuckin travel eating show? Then lightbulb!! On my next road trip across the country I'll document every restaurant I eat at, then go to the bathroom w/ my camera and handy cameraman and either fuck or suck or diddle myself!! Just a thought. Dunno if anyone besides me would get turned on by that. Should make for an interesting trip at least.