New Ialien 3.0 Site Launch and WAR Contest! - GoFuckYourself.com

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-25-2008, 05:04 PM

New iAlien 3.0 Site Launch and Site Launch Blog Contest.

First about iAlien, I have been a private source for hi quality and unique designs for many companies over the years. I have always appreciated my long time clients and the newer ones comming on board. I thank you all for the business over the years.

I appreciate the patience with some of you in tolorating my occasionally anarchistic posts and the threads that make you wonder if you are doing business with the same guy that is responsible for an important part of your business.

At anyrate Take a look at the new iAlien I think it's pretty exciting and demonstrates some of my talents that are applied in most of my design work.

Now about the contest.
On the new Version of Ialien you will notice below the monthly special rate a blank area. There is to be placed there a link to the iAlien Blog which has not launched yet. I want to create a skinnable Blog that sponsors this threads contest winner. I will skin the blog in the design theme of the winner

Also just a note I am stressing clients to book in advance right now I am at least booked all through the first week of July. So if you want some work done I can work with you and schedual a project that can be started in mid/early July.

So how do you win this contest?

This is a complicated contest and requires co-operation between affiliates and sponsors!

It wont be easy and I am going to call this contest "WAR". As my design theme for iAlien is "war" based on war color's Red and Blue and the duality of Black and White ( Good and Evil ) on either side.

The affiliate program with the best conversions will win and I want to see stats from different program site promoters, so this contest involves the posting of stats of an affiliates results. Results shown via screen capture by affilaite and to be verified by the program.

If you have a great program or own a great program or have a killer whale affiliate this will be a good contest! Program Operators can also post stats of an affiliate via screen cap and block out the identity if the affiliate wishes to remain anonynous.

So what ya want to do is post 1:1 ratio? Thats not going to work.
The minimum has to be 12,000 Unique Visitors sent with a given ratio shown over a 8 month span in the years 2006 to 2008.
Best Over all income generated per click is going to be the winner!

To keep the thread alive every 50th post of this thread gets a Free Gallery design!

This contest ends on July 5th 2008 Midnight!

Good luck! Let the games begin, I want a great sponsor program to be the theme design of my blog, I will design the theme myself! The Winning Program will have the theme on the Ialien Blog for 6 months and will be linked from my sig here at GFY and other boards that I post at though GFY is pretty much my exclusive haunt.

The winning Affiliate wins 5 FPA's or 5 Gallerie Designs as well so both sides win!

CDSmith · 06-25-2008, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Good luck!

No, good luck to you.

Pleasurepays · 06-25-2008, 05:38 PM

wow... amazing stuff.

StuartD · 06-25-2008, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Let the games begin

Indeed

CyberHustler · 06-25-2008, 05:42 PM

I was in this thread!

dropped9 · 06-25-2008, 05:43 PM

nice design

payd2purv · 06-25-2008, 05:44 PM

I'm speachless.

13 years and not one bit of CSS or real text on the entire site.

Bugbee · 06-25-2008, 05:57 PM

very nice!! good luck and congrats to the winners!! I will be back!

dropped9 · 06-25-2008, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

I'm speachless.

13 years and not one bit of CSS or real text on the entire site.

Is your main goal on gfy to be a douche?

payd2purv · 06-25-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Is your main goal on gfy to be a douche?

Ahh your right it's not about code.

I'll be nice fuckit..

Zuzana Designs · 06-25-2008, 06:05 PM

Looks fucking great AQ

Very nice work hun !!!

payd2purv · 06-25-2008, 06:06 PM

Ohh man i'm holding back...
The cock sucking is too much...
AAAHhhhhh...

tony286 · 06-25-2008, 06:07 PM

man looks good i like it.you are truly an artist.

payd2purv · 06-25-2008, 06:12 PM

I think AlienQ stole that header from a rave flyer I designed back in 2002 ...

you guys kill me..

ok i'm done hah...

Why the fuck is it iAlien and your name is AlienQ?? why don't you get the mods to change your nick?

dropped9 · 06-25-2008, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

I think AlienQ stole that header from a rave flyer I designed back in 2002 ...

you guys kill me..

ok i'm done hah...

I'm Looking For A... · 06-25-2008, 06:16 PM

Nick Decker was in this thread!

stickyfingerz · 06-25-2008, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

I think AlienQ stole that header from a rave flyer I designed back in 2002 ...

you guys kill me..

ok i'm done hah...

Why the fuck is it iAlien and your name is AlienQ?? why don't you get the mods to change your nick?

We would all be glad to take a look at anything from your portfolio.

payd2purv · 06-25-2008, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

We would all be glad to take a look at anything from your portfolio.

Lets get back on-topic.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-25-2008, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

I think AlienQ stole that header from a rave flyer I designed back in 2002 ...

you guys kill me..

ok i'm done hah...

Why the fuck is it iAlien and your name is AlienQ?? why don't you get the mods to change your nick?

IQ. You are not good at puzzles are you? I am math oriented using Time, Numbers, and events as a pallet to express myself. People never notice it.

Whats significant about today Number wise? June 25th, 2008? Why did I chose today to launch mysite?

munki · 06-25-2008, 06:43 PM

Nice looking new site dood...

ProducerCashDave · 06-25-2008, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

IQ. You are not good at puzzles are you? I am math oriented using Time, Numbers, and events as a pallet to express myself. People never notice it.

Whats significant about today Number wise? June 25th, 2008? Why did I chose today to launch mysite?

62508?

Idk

IllTestYourGirls · 06-25-2008, 06:53 PM

6 plus 2 plus 5 plus 2 plus 8 = 23?

GetSCORECash · 06-25-2008, 06:57 PM

AlienQ,

Great site, I actually took a look at it.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-25-2008, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

6 plus 2 plus 5 plus 2 plus 8 = 23?

lazycash · 06-25-2008, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

IQ. You are not good at puzzles are you? I am math oriented using Time, Numbers, and events as a pallet to express myself. People never notice it.

Whats significant about today Number wise? June 25th, 2008? Why did I chose today to launch mysite?

I figured it was because today is National Bi Polar Awareness Day

fris · 06-25-2008, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

I'm speachless.

13 years and not one bit of CSS or real text on the entire site.

lets see some of your work

xxxdesign-net · 06-25-2008, 07:06 PM

WAR AlienQ !!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-25-2008, 07:09 PM

I would have to agree with payd2purv, why the fuck is the whole site just a bunch of images pieced together? wheres the fucking seo and text and shit? don't care for anything other then pretty images? Just by looking at your site, i'd be hesitant on having you design for me, my whole site would be 1 big image spliced into 15 or 20 smaller ones...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-25-2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaysin

I would have to agree with payd2purv, why the fuck is the whole site just a bunch of images pieced together? wheres the fucking seo and text and shit? don't care for anything other then pretty images? Just by looking at your site, i'd be hesitant on having you design for me, my whole site would be 1 big image spliced into 15 or 20 smaller ones...

Yes and I even used image names that are not words and did not use any alt tags, nor did I provide a robot.txt, nor ever submited iAlien to any search engine whats so ever.
Infact using iframes is not such a good idea for SE's yet I use 2 of them in this layout.
Hell the fucking thing is just one page and it does it all!

You have to ask yourself if it was intentional or just mad coincidence.

Why would he do that? Why why?? OMG WHY?!

Don't let it keep you up at night its really not complicated.
KISS to you, sleep well...

The Truth Hurts · 06-25-2008, 07:38 PM

1... you have typos... fix them...
2... punctuation... add some...
3... your fixed background image is too small...
4... some people still use ie6(fuckers).... ie6 no likey png without assistance...

thats all for now.

BradM · 06-25-2008, 08:33 PM

Not a fan of the site... but best of luck mano. I hope this time things work out better.

Zuzana Designs · 06-25-2008, 09:33 PM

bump for good guy

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-25-2008, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Yes and I even used image names that are not words and did not use any alt tags, nor did I provide a robot.txt, nor ever submited iAlien to any search engine whats so ever.
Infact using iframes is not such a good idea for SE's yet I use 2 of them in this layout.
Hell the fucking thing is just one page and it does it all!

You have to ask yourself if it was intentional or just mad coincidence.

Why would he do that? Why why?? OMG WHY?!

Don't let it keep you up at night its really not complicated.
KISS to you, sleep well...

Hey design your site however you want, its your choice. Doesn't bother me, I don't pay for designers anyway, i do it myself.

Iron Fist · 06-25-2008, 09:49 PM

So... well me out here.... in another thread your asking for $12K for ialien.com and in this thread your promoting a grand opening? What the hell is going on?

kunz · 06-25-2008, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

I think AlienQ stole that header from a rave flyer I designed back in 2002

Classic.

Supz · 06-27-2008, 11:19 PM

new site looks really good.

2012 · 06-27-2008, 11:30 PM

or cares ...

I think the design looks good.

Hes a DESIGNER .

At least when I worked for an ad agency in caveman days ..... the designer got paid.

the html/css guy was a dime a dozen.

You would give the psd to the "web guys" ...

* Maybe he can't work with other people? I understand that completely but then you get a chopped up jpeg for a website ...
* If he had a little team it wouldn't look so 2002 rave party flyer ...
* he obviously has talent

If he could work other people I think it would kick ass ...

my 2

wow

D Ghost · 06-28-2008, 02:37 AM

cool design congrats!

MrPinks · 06-28-2008, 07:58 AM

Killer site. I would have loved to see more samples.

psili · 06-28-2008, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Why would he do that? Why why?? OMG WHY?!

I think the answer's pretty obvious, as there's no logical or good reason to build the site like you did. Either you don't know what you're doing or you're insane. Pick one.

The Duck · 06-28-2008, 08:34 AM

im not impressed

CDSmith · 06-28-2008, 10:14 AM

Who's the front runner in the contest so far?

LeRoy · 07-01-2008, 12:04 AM

Nice looking site designs

nico-t · 07-01-2008, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

IQ. You are not good at puzzles are you? I am math oriented using Time, Numbers, and events as a pallet to express myself. People never notice it.

Whats significant about today Number wise? June 25th, 2008? Why did I chose today to launch mysite?

oh god now you're a self proclaimed math genius? this keeps getting better....

IntenseJerry · 07-01-2008, 04:16 AM

Bump to the top...

tranza · 07-01-2008, 06:46 AM

Looks nice...good luck!

jollyperv · 07-01-2008, 06:48 AM

Never looked at your stuff before today...it's fucking SICK

VexXxed · 07-06-2008, 09:54 PM

Sheeit... can I still get a piece of this contest? Sorted by conversion rate (raw), here are the 3 that qualify from my roster...

VexXxed · 07-06-2008, 10:02 PM

Damn... looking at those same sponsors this year, the conversion rates have taken a big hit! Only AEBN has improved... ain't that a bitch.

gimo33 · 07-07-2008, 02:02 AM

fiddy?.....

06-25-2008, 05:04 PM	#1
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	New Ialien 3.0 Site Launch and WAR Contest! New iAlien 3.0 Site Launch and Site Launch Blog Contest. First about iAlien, I have been a private source for hi quality and unique designs for many companies over the years. I have always appreciated my long time clients and the newer ones comming on board. I thank you all for the business over the years. I appreciate the patience with some of you in tolorating my occasionally anarchistic posts and the threads that make you wonder if you are doing business with the same guy that is responsible for an important part of your business. At anyrate Take a look at the new iAlien I think it's pretty exciting and demonstrates some of my talents that are applied in most of my design work. Now about the contest. On the new Version of Ialien you will notice below the monthly special rate a blank area. There is to be placed there a link to the iAlien Blog which has not launched yet. I want to create a skinnable Blog that sponsors this threads contest winner. I will skin the blog in the design theme of the winner Also just a note I am stressing clients to book in advance right now I am at least booked all through the first week of July. So if you want some work done I can work with you and schedual a project that can be started in mid/early July. So how do you win this contest? This is a complicated contest and requires co-operation between affiliates and sponsors! It wont be easy and I am going to call this contest "WAR". As my design theme for iAlien is "war" based on war color's Red and Blue and the duality of Black and White ( Good and Evil ) on either side. The affiliate program with the best conversions will win and I want to see stats from different program site promoters, so this contest involves the posting of stats of an affiliates results. Results shown via screen capture by affilaite and to be verified by the program. If you have a great program or own a great program or have a killer whale affiliate this will be a good contest! Program Operators can also post stats of an affiliate via screen cap and block out the identity if the affiliate wishes to remain anonynous. So what ya want to do is post 1:1 ratio? Thats not going to work. The minimum has to be 12,000 Unique Visitors sent with a given ratio shown over a 8 month span in the years 2006 to 2008. Best Over all income generated per click is going to be the winner! To keep the thread alive every 50th post of this thread gets a Free Gallery design! This contest ends on July 5th 2008 Midnight! Good luck! Let the games begin, I want a great sponsor program to be the theme design of my blog, I will design the theme myself! The Winning Program will have the theme on the Ialien Blog for 6 months and will be linked from my sig here at GFY and other boards that I post at though GFY is pretty much my exclusive haunt. The winning Affiliate wins 5 FPA's or 5 Gallerie Designs as well so both sides win! __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

06-25-2008, 05:44 PM	#7
payd2purv Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,727	I'm speachless. 13 years and not one bit of CSS or real text on the entire site. __________________ Last edited by payd2purv; 06-25-2008 at 05:46 PM..

06-25-2008, 05:57 PM	#8
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06-25-2008, 06:05 PM	#11
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06-25-2008, 06:06 PM	#12
payd2purv Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,727	Ohh man i'm holding back... The cock sucking is too much... AAAHhhhhh... __________________ Last edited by payd2purv; 06-25-2008 at 06:08 PM..

06-25-2008, 05:38 PM	#3
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	wow... amazing stuff.

06-25-2008, 05:42 PM	#5
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,382	I was in this thread!

06-25-2008, 05:43 PM	#6
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	nice design

06-25-2008, 06:07 PM	#13
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	man looks good i like it.you are truly an artist.

06-25-2008, 06:12 PM	#14
payd2purv Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,727	I think AlienQ stole that header from a rave flyer I designed back in 2002 ... you guys kill me.. ok i'm done hah... Why the fuck is it iAlien and your name is AlienQ?? why don't you get the mods to change your nick? __________________ Last edited by payd2purv; 06-25-2008 at 06:13 PM..

06-25-2008, 06:16 PM	#16
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06-25-2008, 06:43 PM	#20
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06-25-2008, 06:53 PM	#22
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06-25-2008, 06:57 PM	#23
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06-25-2008, 07:06 PM	#27
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06-25-2008, 07:09 PM	#28
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	I would have to agree with payd2purv, why the fuck is the whole site just a bunch of images pieced together? wheres the fucking seo and text and shit? don't care for anything other then pretty images? Just by looking at your site, i'd be hesitant on having you design for me, my whole site would be 1 big image spliced into 15 or 20 smaller ones...

06-25-2008, 07:38 PM	#30
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,328	1... you have typos... fix them... 2... punctuation... add some... 3... your fixed background image is too small... 4... some people still use ie6(fuckers).... ie6 no likey png without assistance... thats all for now.

06-25-2008, 08:33 PM	#31
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Not a fan of the site... but best of luck mano. I hope this time things work out better.

06-25-2008, 09:33 PM	#32
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06-25-2008, 09:49 PM	#34
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	So... well me out here.... in another thread your asking for $12K for ialien.com and in this thread your promoting a grand opening? What the hell is going on?

06-27-2008, 11:19 PM	#36
Supz Arthur Flegenheimer Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 11,056	new site looks really good.

06-27-2008, 11:30 PM	#37
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	even though he doesnt like me or ... is a nazi ... or cares ... I think the design looks good. Hes a DESIGNER . At least when I worked for an ad agency in caveman days ..... the designer got paid. the html/css guy was a dime a dozen. You would give the psd to the "web guys" ... * Maybe he can't work with other people? I understand that completely but then you get a chopped up jpeg for a website ... * If he had a little team it wouldn't look so 2002 rave party flyer ... * he obviously has talent If he could work other people I think it would kick ass ... my 2 wow __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself

06-28-2008, 02:37 AM	#38
D Ghost null Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,820	cool design congrats!

06-28-2008, 07:58 AM	#39
MrPinks Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: FL Posts: 1,767	Killer site. I would have loved to see more samples.

06-28-2008, 08:34 AM	#41
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06-28-2008, 10:14 AM	#42
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07-01-2008, 12:04 AM	#43
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07-01-2008, 06:46 AM	#46
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07-01-2008, 06:48 AM	#47
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07-06-2008, 09:54 PM	#48
VexXxed Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: What Bitch? Posts: 544	Sheeit... can I still get a piece of this contest? Sorted by conversion rate (raw), here are the 3 that qualify from my roster... __________________

07-06-2008, 10:02 PM	#49
VexXxed Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: What Bitch? Posts: 544	Damn... looking at those same sponsors this year, the conversion rates have taken a big hit! Only AEBN has improved... ain't that a bitch. __________________

07-07-2008, 02:02 AM	#50
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