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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-25-2008 05:04 PM

New Ialien 3.0 Site Launch and WAR Contest!
 

New iAlien 3.0 Site Launch and Site Launch Blog Contest.

First about iAlien, I have been a private source for hi quality and unique designs for many companies over the years. I have always appreciated my long time clients and the newer ones comming on board. I thank you all for the business over the years.

I appreciate the patience with some of you in tolorating my occasionally anarchistic posts and the threads that make you wonder if you are doing business with the same guy that is responsible for an important part of your business.

At anyrate Take a look at the new iAlien I think it's pretty exciting and demonstrates some of my talents that are applied in most of my design work.

Now about the contest.
On the new Version of Ialien you will notice below the monthly special rate a blank area. There is to be placed there a link to the iAlien Blog which has not launched yet. I want to create a skinnable Blog that sponsors this threads contest winner. I will skin the blog in the design theme of the winner:)

Also just a note I am stressing clients to book in advance right now I am at least booked all through the first week of July. So if you want some work done I can work with you and schedual a project that can be started in mid/early July.

So how do you win this contest?

This is a complicated contest and requires co-operation between affiliates and sponsors!

It wont be easy and I am going to call this contest "WAR". As my design theme for iAlien is "war" based on war color's Red and Blue and the duality of Black and White ( Good and Evil ) on either side.

The affiliate program with the best conversions will win and I want to see stats from different program site promoters, so this contest involves the posting of stats of an affiliates results. Results shown via screen capture by affilaite and to be verified by the program.

If you have a great program or own a great program or have a killer whale affiliate this will be a good contest! Program Operators can also post stats of an affiliate via screen cap and block out the identity if the affiliate wishes to remain anonynous.

So what ya want to do is post 1:1 ratio? Thats not going to work.
The minimum has to be 12,000 Unique Visitors sent with a given ratio shown over a 8 month span in the years 2006 to 2008.
Best Over all income generated per click is going to be the winner!

To keep the thread alive every 50th post of this thread gets a Free Gallery design!

This contest ends on July 5th 2008 Midnight!

Good luck! Let the games begin, I want a great sponsor program to be the theme design of my blog, I will design the theme myself! The Winning Program will have the theme on the Ialien Blog for 6 months and will be linked from my sig here at GFY and other boards that I post at though GFY is pretty much my exclusive haunt.

The winning Affiliate wins 5 FPA's or 5 Gallerie Designs as well so both sides win!

CDSmith 06-25-2008 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14376509)
Good luck!

No, good luck to you.

Pleasurepays 06-25-2008 05:38 PM

wow... amazing stuff.

StuartD 06-25-2008 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14376509)
Let the games begin

Indeed :1orglaugh

CyberHustler 06-25-2008 05:42 PM

I was in this thread!

dropped9 06-25-2008 05:43 PM

nice design

payd2purv 06-25-2008 05:44 PM

I'm speachless.

13 years and not one bit of CSS or real text on the entire site.

Bugbee 06-25-2008 05:57 PM

very nice!! good luck and congrats to the winners!! I will be back!

dropped9 06-25-2008 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14376720)
I'm speachless.

13 years and not one bit of CSS or real text on the entire site.

Is your main goal on gfy to be a douche?

payd2purv 06-25-2008 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless (Post 14376808)
Is your main goal on gfy to be a douche?

Ahh your right it's not about code.

I'll be nice fuckit..

Zuzana Designs 06-25-2008 06:05 PM

Looks fucking great AQ :) Very nice work hun !!!

payd2purv 06-25-2008 06:06 PM

Ohh man i'm holding back...
The cock sucking is too much...
AAAHhhhhh...

tony286 06-25-2008 06:07 PM

man looks good i like it.you are truly an artist.

payd2purv 06-25-2008 06:12 PM

I think AlienQ stole that header from a rave flyer I designed back in 2002 ...

you guys kill me.. :1orglaugh ok i'm done hah...





Why the fuck is it iAlien and your name is AlienQ?? why don't you get the mods to change your nick?

dropped9 06-25-2008 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14376852)
I think AlienQ stole that header from a rave flyer I designed back in 2002 ...

you guys kill me.. :1orglaugh ok i'm done hah...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...he_syringe.jpg

I'm Looking For A... 06-25-2008 06:16 PM

Nick Decker was in this thread!

stickyfingerz 06-25-2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14376852)
I think AlienQ stole that header from a rave flyer I designed back in 2002 ...

you guys kill me.. :1orglaugh ok i'm done hah...





Why the fuck is it iAlien and your name is AlienQ?? why don't you get the mods to change your nick?

We would all be glad to take a look at anything from your portfolio.

payd2purv 06-25-2008 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 14376866)
We would all be glad to take a look at anything from your portfolio.

Lets get back on-topic. :winkwink:

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-25-2008 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14376852)
I think AlienQ stole that header from a rave flyer I designed back in 2002 ...

you guys kill me.. :1orglaugh ok i'm done hah...





Why the fuck is it iAlien and your name is AlienQ?? why don't you get the mods to change your nick?

IQ. You are not good at puzzles are you? I am math oriented using Time, Numbers, and events as a pallet to express myself. People never notice it.

Whats significant about today Number wise? June 25th, 2008? Why did I chose today to launch mysite?

munki 06-25-2008 06:43 PM

Nice looking new site dood...

ProducerCashDave 06-25-2008 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14376955)
IQ. You are not good at puzzles are you? I am math oriented using Time, Numbers, and events as a pallet to express myself. People never notice it.

Whats significant about today Number wise? June 25th, 2008? Why did I chose today to launch mysite?

62508?

Idk:Oh crap

IllTestYourGirls 06-25-2008 06:53 PM

6 plus 2 plus 5 plus 2 plus 8 = 23?

GetSCORECash 06-25-2008 06:57 PM

AlienQ,

Great site, I actually took a look at it.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-25-2008 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 14377020)
6 plus 2 plus 5 plus 2 plus 8 = 23?

:thumbsup

lazycash 06-25-2008 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14376955)
IQ. You are not good at puzzles are you? I am math oriented using Time, Numbers, and events as a pallet to express myself. People never notice it.

Whats significant about today Number wise? June 25th, 2008? Why did I chose today to launch mysite?

I figured it was because today is National Bi Polar Awareness Day

fris 06-25-2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14376720)
I'm speachless.

13 years and not one bit of CSS or real text on the entire site.

lets see some of your work

xxxdesign-net 06-25-2008 07:06 PM

WAR AlienQ !!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-25-2008 07:09 PM

I would have to agree with payd2purv, why the fuck is the whole site just a bunch of images pieced together? wheres the fucking seo and text and shit? don't care for anything other then pretty images? Just by looking at your site, i'd be hesitant on having you design for me, my whole site would be 1 big image spliced into 15 or 20 smaller ones...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-25-2008 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 14377067)
I would have to agree with payd2purv, why the fuck is the whole site just a bunch of images pieced together? wheres the fucking seo and text and shit? don't care for anything other then pretty images? Just by looking at your site, i'd be hesitant on having you design for me, my whole site would be 1 big image spliced into 15 or 20 smaller ones...

Yes and I even used image names that are not words and did not use any alt tags, nor did I provide a robot.txt, nor ever submited iAlien to any search engine whats so ever.
Infact using iframes is not such a good idea for SE's yet I use 2 of them in this layout.
Hell the fucking thing is just one page and it does it all!

You have to ask yourself if it was intentional or just mad coincidence.:1orglaugh
Why would he do that? Why why?? OMG WHY?!

Don't let it keep you up at night its really not complicated.
KISS to you, sleep well...

The Truth Hurts 06-25-2008 07:38 PM

1... you have typos... fix them...
2... punctuation... add some...
3... your fixed background image is too small...
4... some people still use ie6(fuckers).... ie6 no likey png without assistance...

thats all for now.

BradM 06-25-2008 08:33 PM

Not a fan of the site... but best of luck mano. I hope this time things work out better.

Zuzana Designs 06-25-2008 09:33 PM

bump for good guy :)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-25-2008 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14377104)
Yes and I even used image names that are not words and did not use any alt tags, nor did I provide a robot.txt, nor ever submited iAlien to any search engine whats so ever.
Infact using iframes is not such a good idea for SE's yet I use 2 of them in this layout.
Hell the fucking thing is just one page and it does it all!

You have to ask yourself if it was intentional or just mad coincidence.:1orglaugh
Why would he do that? Why why?? OMG WHY?!

Don't let it keep you up at night its really not complicated.
KISS to you, sleep well...

Hey design your site however you want, its your choice. Doesn't bother me, I don't pay for designers anyway, i do it myself.

Iron Fist 06-25-2008 09:49 PM

So... well me out here.... in another thread your asking for $12K for ialien.com and in this thread your promoting a grand opening? What the hell is going on?

kunz 06-25-2008 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14376852)
I think AlienQ stole that header from a rave flyer I designed back in 2002

Classic.

Supz 06-27-2008 11:19 PM

new site looks really good.

2012 06-27-2008 11:30 PM

even though he doesnt like me or ... is a nazi ...
 
or cares ...

I think the design looks good.

Hes a DESIGNER .

At least when I worked for an ad agency in caveman days ..... the designer got paid.

the html/css guy was a dime a dozen.

You would give the psd to the "web guys" ...

* Maybe he can't work with other people? I understand that completely but then you get a chopped up jpeg for a website ...
* If he had a little team it wouldn't look so 2002 rave party flyer ...
* he obviously has talent

If he could work other people I think it would kick ass ...

my 2:2 cents: wow

D Ghost 06-28-2008 02:37 AM

cool design congrats!

MrPinks 06-28-2008 07:58 AM

Killer site. I would have loved to see more samples. :thumbsup

psili 06-28-2008 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14377104)
Why would he do that? Why why?? OMG WHY?!

I think the answer's pretty obvious, as there's no logical or good reason to build the site like you did. Either you don't know what you're doing or you're insane. Pick one.

The Duck 06-28-2008 08:34 AM

im not impressed

CDSmith 06-28-2008 10:14 AM

Who's the front runner in the contest so far?

LeRoy 07-01-2008 12:04 AM

Nice looking site designs :)

nico-t 07-01-2008 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14376955)
IQ. You are not good at puzzles are you? I am math oriented using Time, Numbers, and events as a pallet to express myself. People never notice it.

Whats significant about today Number wise? June 25th, 2008? Why did I chose today to launch mysite?

oh god now you're a self proclaimed math genius? this keeps getting better.... :Oh crap

IntenseJerry 07-01-2008 04:16 AM

Bump to the top...

tranza 07-01-2008 06:46 AM

Looks nice...good luck!

jollyperv 07-01-2008 06:48 AM

Never looked at your stuff before today...it's fucking SICK :)

VexXxed 07-06-2008 09:54 PM

Sheeit... can I still get a piece of this contest? Sorted by conversion rate (raw), here are the 3 that qualify from my roster...

http://www.stackinggrands.com/images/alienq-contest.gif

VexXxed 07-06-2008 10:02 PM

Damn... looking at those same sponsors this year, the conversion rates have taken a big hit! Only AEBN has improved... ain't that a bitch.

gimo33 07-07-2008 02:02 AM

fiddy?.....


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