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Vendzilla · 06-24-2008, 09:11 AM

Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter

Tom_PM · 06-24-2008, 09:15 AM

GOTTA love that reply, lol

woj · 06-24-2008, 09:16 AM

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 06-24-2008, 09:17 AM

lmao ......figures :P

MetaMan · 06-24-2008, 09:17 AM

pornguy · 06-24-2008, 09:17 AM

Sounds like something that I would say

ProducerCashDave · 06-24-2008, 09:18 AM

Joe BrainCash · 06-24-2008, 10:30 AM

Instant classic!

JayMoyes · 06-24-2008, 10:37 AM

could also be the fuel pump fuse or fuel pump relay

klinton · 06-24-2008, 10:43 AM

hahah

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D Ghost · 06-24-2008, 10:46 AM

lol ahahhaaaha

sniperwolf · 06-24-2008, 11:03 AM

ROFL!

aha and that answered the problem?!

Casa Nova · 06-24-2008, 11:33 AM

lmfao what a dick move

uno · 06-24-2008, 11:40 AM

Really really old, but still really really funny.

Scott McD · 06-24-2008, 11:44 AM

Yep, oldie but still a goodie !!

Mister E · 06-24-2008, 11:46 AM

Find a G Spot, I can't find a parking spot!

i'M JUST SAYIN'

tranza · 06-24-2008, 12:56 PM

Very funny

Brother Bilo · 06-24-2008, 01:02 PM

And just think, if she hadn't done something stupid to the car to make it break down, they would still be happily married.

Vendzilla · 06-24-2008, 02:13 PM

It's an old joke I know, but it is funny, the weird part is my daughter sent it to me

baddog · 06-24-2008, 02:16 PM

Was his response inaccurate?

strobi · 06-24-2008, 02:25 PM

Haha that's some good advice

bloggingseo · 06-24-2008, 02:31 PM

Oh God that is HILARIOUS! haha

davecummings · 06-24-2008, 02:34 PM

It's all about the perception of priorities:-).

06-24-2008, 09:11 AM	#1
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Why men don't write advice columns Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. Walter __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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06-24-2008, 02:13 PM	#19
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	It's an old joke I know, but it is funny, the weird part is my daughter sent it to me __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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