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Vendzilla 06-24-2008 09:11 AM

Why men don't write advice columns
 
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk


Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter

Tom_PM 06-24-2008 09:15 AM

:1orglaugh GOTTA love that reply, lol

woj 06-24-2008 09:16 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TubeTitans_SusieQ 06-24-2008 09:17 AM

lmao ......figures :P

MetaMan 06-24-2008 09:17 AM

:1orglaugh

pornguy 06-24-2008 09:17 AM

Sounds like something that I would say

ProducerCashDave 06-24-2008 09:18 AM

Nice:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Joe BrainCash 06-24-2008 10:30 AM

Instant classic!

JayMoyes 06-24-2008 10:37 AM

could also be the fuel pump fuse or fuel pump relay

klinton 06-24-2008 10:43 AM

hahah :)

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D Ghost 06-24-2008 10:46 AM

lol ahahhaaaha

sniperwolf 06-24-2008 11:03 AM

ROFL! :1orglaugh

aha and that answered the problem?! :winkwink:

Casa Nova 06-24-2008 11:33 AM

lmfao what a dick move

uno 06-24-2008 11:40 AM

Really really old, but still really really funny.

Scott McD 06-24-2008 11:44 AM

Yep, oldie but still a goodie !! :thumbsup

Mister E 06-24-2008 11:46 AM

Find a G Spot, I can't find a parking spot!

i'M JUST SAYIN'

tranza 06-24-2008 12:56 PM

Very funny

Brother Bilo 06-24-2008 01:02 PM

And just think, if she hadn't done something stupid to the car to make it break down, they would still be happily married.

Vendzilla 06-24-2008 02:13 PM

It's an old joke I know, but it is funny, the weird part is my daughter sent it to me

baddog 06-24-2008 02:16 PM

Was his response inaccurate?

strobi 06-24-2008 02:25 PM

Haha that's some good advice :)

bloggingseo 06-24-2008 02:31 PM

Oh God that is HILARIOUS! haha

davecummings 06-24-2008 02:34 PM

It's all about the perception of priorities:-).


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