I fucking blew my lawn mower's motor... - GoFuckYourself.com

dropped9 · 06-21-2008, 09:21 PM

I am an ultimate dumb ass. I replaced the started in it today, started it up and thought it sounded funny. I let in run for no more them 3 minutes and it went pop!

Fucking goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I dont want to buy another oneeeeeeeeeee

Your Mothers Secret · 06-21-2008, 09:26 PM

can't afford to buy another lawnmower there Mr. Porn Mogul ?

Is lawncare your real income source?

Zuzana Designs · 06-21-2008, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

I am an ultimate dumb ass. I replaced the started in it today, started it up and thought it sounded funny. I let in run for no more them 3 minutes and it went pop!

Fucking goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I dont want to buy another oneeeeeeeeeee

I wish you were in NC I have a badass Murray I bought a year ago and I have a lawn care service now at the new house ... I may list in on CL for cheap ... the back tire needs to be blown up but it is a sweet mower

dropped9 · 06-21-2008, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Your Mothers Secret

can't afford to buy another lawnmower there Mr. Porn Mogul ?

Is lawncare your real income source?

Actually no I wasnt planning on buying a lawn mower. I had my heart set on a pair of 07 VPI Axanthics instead.

Look that up bitch, then suck my dick.

Sly · 06-21-2008, 09:32 PM

Check out one of those manual ones. They are cheap and provide good exercise, plus they don't break as easily.

dropped9 · 06-21-2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

I wish you were in NC I have a badass Murray I bought a year ago and I have a lawn care service now at the new house ... I may list in on CL for cheap ... the back tire needs to be blown up but it is a sweet mower

thats what mine was... a murray I bought 2 years ago...

Pics Traffic · 06-21-2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

I am an ultimate dumb ass. I replaced the started in it today, started it up and thought it sounded funny. I let in run for no more them 3 minutes and it went pop!

Fucking goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I dont want to buy another oneeeeeeeeeee

Replaced starter in lawnmower, eh? Wtf? I would just buy a new one..

Ice · 06-21-2008, 09:34 PM

Don't sit on it next time... it's not a riding mower

dropped9 · 06-21-2008, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Check out one of those manual ones. They are cheap and provide good exercise, plus they don't break as easily.

Do I look like I want to push that?

HAHAHAHA

dropped9 · 06-21-2008, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOCKBA

Replaced starter in lawnmower, eh? Wtf? I would just buy a new one..

Why? new mower is 1k+, starter was $130. Made sense too me...

Sly · 06-21-2008, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Do I look like I want to push that?

HAHAHAHA

It would be good for you!

bad2rich · 06-21-2008, 09:38 PM

What exactly happened to your lawnmower, and what kind of engine does it have? I like working on small engines, I just fixed my lawnmower, it was misfiring like crazy. Turns out it was simple, the air cleaner was clogged. The briggs & stratton engine on the lawnmower is 28 years old and runs like a top, only problem is that there is some blue smoke on startup, but I don't care enough about that. It doesn't do it while I mow.

Pics Traffic · 06-21-2008, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

Don't sit on it next time... it's not a riding mower

Good point. But isn’t there a weight limit on riding one? From what I remember Headless looks like the Scottish guy from Austin Powers movie.

dropped9 · 06-21-2008, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad2rich

What exactly happened to your lawnmower, and what kind of engine does it have? I like working on small engines, I just fixed my lawnmower, it was misfiring like crazy. Turns out it was simple, the air cleaner was clogged. The briggs & stratton engine on the lawnmower is 28 years old and runs like a top, only problem is that there is some blue smoke on startup, but I don't care enough about that. It doesn't do it while I mow.

It sounded like it was slapping a rod that finally broke.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-21-2008, 10:19 PM

So many euphemisms in this thread.

First the title..."I fucking blew my lawn mower's motor".

Headless has a Mexican gardener named Juan that mows his lawn:

So now you know what Headless meant when he said, "I fucking blew (Juan's) motor".

And here is what Headless wrote about Juan cumming on his face:

"It sounded like it was slapping a rod that finally broke."

GFY needs to create a separate forum for teh ghey threads like this one from Headless, so the rest of us who are hetro don't have to be exposed to stuff like this.

At the very least, please make Headless's nick pink or something...

/rant

ADG

Luscious Media · 06-21-2008, 10:43 PM

You changed the starter and then it broke a pushrod? Two totally different issues dude. Junk it and buy a Deere. Green Machine!...Green Machine!...Green Machine!

payd2purv · 06-22-2008, 12:12 PM

Sucks that you went to the effort to replace the starter and then the motor itself goes..

CDSmith · 06-22-2008, 12:19 PM

I have the coolest lawn mower in the world. It came with the house when I bought it, the paint on it is so chipped and ugly that I can't even tell what make it is, but it's ugliness also keeps anyone from wanting to steal it.

Reason it's so cool: It's electric, and whisper-quiet. I mean extremely whisper-quiet. As in I can mow the grass at 5 am and no one would complain about noise.

People have walked by while I'm mowing and commented that they thought it wasn't even on. :D

I've had it for going on 18 years now, wouldn't trade it for any of the new ones.

Deej · 06-22-2008, 12:48 PM

lay off the pythons headless, they are a waste of money...

its certainly nothing to try and shove in some trolls face as a comeback... it only makes people laugh at the whole situation...

you can even try the good ole "im going to breed them" comeback... go ahead try it... very rarely is it a successful operation... I sure as shit wouldnt depend on the ROI...

so please, lay off the ball python comebacks...

as for your mower... either hire someone, get a pusher, or get one of them damned kids of yours out there mowin it up... they are off the tit by now right?

CDSmith · 06-22-2008, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Typical webmaster mowing at 5 am...

I've never done it, I just said I could do it. Earliest I've mowed is about 8 am.

But I get what you're saying. :D

baddog · 06-22-2008, 01:21 PM

Blister your lips?

Fat Panda · 06-22-2008, 01:25 PM

first off all a new mower should cost at least 3000+, second of all only a dumb fuck would buy a Murray lawn mower...if you have class buy a fucking John Deere...period

Deej · 06-22-2008, 04:57 PM

SNAPPER FTW!!!

back when i was a little tyke...from about 7-11.... I had a mower like this one but not so shiny ;)

We had a wood stove and I was in charge of cutting stacking and filling the house with wood. Being that we had our wood across the property and I was still a small lil duffer... I had to come up with a way to make it much easier on myself. I hooked two of my wagons up to the back of it and all the sudden i had a miniature snapper mac-10 double trailer loggin truck...

that fucker never failed... Id un hook them and pop wheelies with that fine automobile...

Go with a snapper headless... ebay that shit

CDSmith · 06-22-2008, 05:06 PM

Headless blew his lawnmower and didn't post video.

:D

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-22-2008, 05:20 PM

I have heard of blowing vacuum cleaners before but never a lawn mower.

GAMEFINEST · 06-22-2008, 05:34 PM

they are cheap

candyflip · 06-22-2008, 05:37 PM

at the "I don't suck, I can afford a snake" comeback.

woj · 06-22-2008, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

So many euphemisms in this thread.

First the title..."I fucking blew my lawn mower's motor".

Headless has a Mexican gardener named Juan that mows his lawn:

So now you know what Headless meant when he said, "I fucking blew (Juan's) motor".

And here is what Headless wrote about Juan cumming on his face:

"It sounded like it was slapping a rod that finally broke."

GFY needs to create a separate forum for teh ghey threads like this one from Headless, so the rest of us who are hetro don't have to be exposed to stuff like this.

At the very least, please make Headless's nick pink or something...

/rant

ADG

dropped9 · 06-22-2008, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

lay off the pythons headless, they are a waste of money...

its certainly nothing to try and shove in some trolls face as a comeback... it only makes people laugh at the whole situation...

you can even try the good ole "im going to breed them" comeback... go ahead try it... very rarely is it a successful operation... I sure as shit wouldnt depend on the ROI...

so please, lay off the ball python comebacks...

as for your mower... either hire someone, get a pusher, or get one of them damned kids of yours out there mowin it up... they are off the tit by now right?

You should really shut your pie hole when you know nothing of what you are speaking.

Spend some more time in photoshop instead of my python collection. ;)

dropped9 · 06-22-2008, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

at the "I don't suck, I can afford a snake" comeback.

Shouldnt you be ripping off someone elses designs so you can resell them or something?

06-21-2008, 09:21 PM	#1
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	I fucking blew my lawn mower's motor... I am an ultimate dumb ass. I replaced the started in it today, started it up and thought it sounded funny. I let in run for no more them 3 minutes and it went pop! Fucking goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I dont want to buy another oneeeeeeeeeee

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bad2rich Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 84	What exactly happened to your lawnmower, and what kind of engine does it have? I like working on small engines, I just fixed my lawnmower, it was misfiring like crazy. Turns out it was simple, the air cleaner was clogged. The briggs & stratton engine on the lawnmower is 28 years old and runs like a top, only problem is that there is some blue smoke on startup, but I don't care enough about that. It doesn't do it while I mow. Last edited by bad2rich; 06-21-2008 at 09:39 PM..

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	So many euphemisms in this thread. First the title..."I fucking blew my lawn mower's motor". Headless has a Mexican gardener named Juan that mows his lawn: So now you know what Headless meant when he said, "I fucking blew (Juan's) motor". And here is what Headless wrote about Juan cumming on his face: "It sounded like it was slapping a rod that finally broke." GFY needs to create a separate forum for teh ghey threads like this one from Headless, so the rest of us who are hetro don't have to be exposed to stuff like this. At the very least, please make Headless's nick pink or something... /rant ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

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Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	lay off the pythons headless, they are a waste of money... its certainly nothing to try and shove in some trolls face as a comeback... it only makes people laugh at the whole situation... you can even try the good ole "im going to breed them" comeback... go ahead try it... very rarely is it a successful operation... I sure as shit wouldnt depend on the ROI... so please, lay off the ball python comebacks... as for your mower... either hire someone, get a pusher, or get one of them damned kids of yours out there mowin it up... they are off the tit by now right? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

06-22-2008, 01:21 PM	#21
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06-22-2008, 04:57 PM	#23
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	SNAPPER FTW!!! back when i was a little tyke...from about 7-11.... I had a mower like this one but not so shiny ;) We had a wood stove and I was in charge of cutting stacking and filling the house with wood. Being that we had our wood across the property and I was still a small lil duffer... I had to come up with a way to make it much easier on myself. I hooked two of my wagons up to the back of it and all the sudden i had a miniature snapper mac-10 double trailer loggin truck... that fucker never failed... Id un hook them and pop wheelies with that fine automobile... Go with a snapper headless... ebay that shit __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

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