So many euphemisms in this thread.
First the title...
"I fucking blew my lawn mower's motor".
Headless has a Mexican gardener named Juan that mows his lawn:
So now you know what Headless meant when he said, "I fucking blew (Juan's)
motor".
And here is what Headless wrote about Juan cumming on his face:
"It sounded like it was slapping a rod that finally broke."
GFY needs to create a separate forum for teh ghey threads like this one from Headless, so the rest of us who are hetro don't have to be exposed to stuff like this.
At the very least, please make Headless's nick pink or something...
/rant
ADG