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Compdoctor · 06-21-2008, 09:46 AM

I was having a beer in my local bar yesterday, when who should wander in, but my next-door neighbour 'Barmy Albert'. He was upset. Apparently, he got home early from work and found his wife (Ethel) and his best friend in bed with each other!

I sez to him, "that's awful, what are you going to do?"

He said, "I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce forthwith!"

"Good for you!" I replied, "you did the right thing, and what did you say to your best friend?"

Albert composed himself and with all the dignity he could muster, he replied, "well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said... ..BAD DOG!"

Porko · 06-21-2008, 02:37 PM

its good. not the best but its good.

leroytrolley · 06-21-2008, 04:08 PM

My wife said to me....."what would you do if you caught me in bed with anothe man??..."

I said.....

"I'd kick his guide dog"

abyss_al · 06-21-2008, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leroytrolley

My wife said to me....."what would you do if you caught me in bed with anothe man??..."

I said.....

"I'd kick his guide dog"

Spunky · 06-21-2008, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leroytrolley

My wife said to me....."what would you do if you caught me in bed with anothe man??..."

I said.....

"I'd kick his guide dog"

Heh heh that was a better one

06-21-2008, 09:46 AM	#1
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leroytrolley XXX Video Editor Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kent, UK Posts: 2,301	My wife said to me....."what would you do if you caught me in bed with anothe man??..." I said..... "I'd kick his guide dog" __________________ XXX Video Editor