Saturday's Joke
 

I was having a beer in my local bar yesterday, when who should wander in, but my next-door neighbour 'Barmy Albert'. He was upset. Apparently, he got home early from work and found his wife (Ethel) and his best friend in bed with each other!

I sez to him, "that's awful, what are you going to do?"

He said, "I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce forthwith!"

"Good for you!" I replied, "you did the right thing, and what did you say to your best friend?"

Albert composed himself and with all the dignity he could muster, he replied, "well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said... ..BAD DOG!"

its good. not the best but its good.

My wife said to me....."what would you do if you caught me in bed with anothe man??..."

I said.....

"I'd kick his guide dog"

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Heh heh that was a better one