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Compdoctor · 06-16-2008, 10:43 AM

Two convicted heroin junkies are serving their time in prison when the warden enters their cell and says 'I'll let you two out early if you can persuade as many people as you can to stay off drugs in one week'

The junkies are over the moon and get to work straight away...

A week passes and they return to the warden with their results.

The first criminal steps up and says 'I managed to persuade 100 people to stay off drugs!'

'Thats fantastic! How did you manage that?' replies the warden

'Well, I drew them 1 big circle and said, this is your brain before drugs. Then i drew a much smaller circle and said, this is your brain after drugs.'

'Thats fantastic! Well done you're free to leave!' exclaims the warden. He then turns to the other junkie and says 'And how did you do?'

'Well, I persuaded 1000 people to stay off drugs!'

'Thats unbelievable! How on earth did you manage that?' the warden says

'Well, I too drew two circles, only I drew the smaller circle first and said, this is your arsehole before prison...'

martinsc · 06-16-2008, 11:33 AM

I'm Looking For A... · 06-16-2008, 11:34 AM

lolll, pretty convincing!

jakethedog · 06-16-2008, 11:34 AM

what if your asshole is already big before you go to prison .. ?

Jimmy Rock · 06-16-2008, 11:36 AM

hahaha good one

Kudles · 06-16-2008, 11:48 AM

Way3 · 06-16-2008, 11:53 AM

bonkerz2007 · 06-16-2008, 01:04 PM

http://www.sek-c.com/upload/files/theft-sign.jpg

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 06-16-2008, 01:06 PM

lol very cute

sniperwolf · 06-16-2008, 01:07 PM

that's pretty convincing!

Sveindt Beindt · 06-16-2008, 01:08 PM

Lol one to remember

SexualDragon · 06-16-2008, 02:41 PM

an oldie but a goodie

SexualDragon · 06-16-2008, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakethedog

what if your asshole is already big before you go to prison .. ?

you're fucked

MichaelP · 06-16-2008, 02:44 PM

LOL good one

tranza · 06-16-2008, 02:45 PM

Lolololololololololol.... Nice one!!

DefaultMan · 06-16-2008, 02:46 PM

That'll keep me outa prison for sure!

pornguy · 06-16-2008, 02:51 PM

Ha. I like it.

NikolasXcorecash · 06-16-2008, 04:54 PM

OTerror · 06-16-2008, 04:57 PM

haha good one

Spunky · 06-16-2008, 05:00 PM

Heh Heh,that wasn't bad

MandyBlake · 06-16-2008, 05:06 PM

lol very nice

ProducerCashDave · 06-16-2008, 05:07 PM

StaceyJo · 06-16-2008, 06:39 PM

lol, makes my day, thanks for that...

potter · 06-16-2008, 09:49 PM

luhlz....

million · 06-16-2008, 10:17 PM

hehe good one

sicone · 06-16-2008, 10:41 PM

Zuzana Designs · 06-16-2008, 10:46 PM

lolz good one

qxm · 06-16-2008, 10:51 PM

YEAP... that's a very compelling reason.... if that doesn't have an effect then nothing will lol

D · 06-17-2008, 01:42 AM

Sarah_Jayne · 06-17-2008, 02:14 AM

always good to star the day with a giggle

en21 · 06-17-2008, 04:47 AM

good one :-)

lhizy_05 · 06-17-2008, 05:05 AM

nice one.. lol!!

Angelina77 · 06-17-2008, 05:30 AM

lol tooo funny!

the alchemist · 06-17-2008, 07:08 AM

Hahaha, classic

Scott McD · 06-17-2008, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon

you're fucked

Ass fucked!

woj · 06-17-2008, 08:16 AM

czarina · 06-17-2008, 08:34 AM

that is awesome! great joke, love it!

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Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Monday's Joke Two convicted heroin junkies are serving their time in prison when the warden enters their cell and says 'I'll let you two out early if you can persuade as many people as you can to stay off drugs in one week' The junkies are over the moon and get to work straight away... A week passes and they return to the warden with their results. The first criminal steps up and says 'I managed to persuade 100 people to stay off drugs!' 'Thats fantastic! How did you manage that?' replies the warden 'Well, I drew them 1 big circle and said, this is your brain before drugs. Then i drew a much smaller circle and said, this is your brain after drugs.' 'Thats fantastic! Well done you're free to leave!' exclaims the warden. He then turns to the other junkie and says 'And how did you do?' 'Well, I persuaded 1000 people to stay off drugs!' 'Thats unbelievable! How on earth did you manage that?' the warden says 'Well, I too drew two circles, only I drew the smaller circle first and said, this is your arsehole before prison...' __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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