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Monday's Joke
Two convicted heroin junkies are serving their time in prison when the warden enters their cell and says 'I'll let you two out early if you can persuade as many people as you can to stay off drugs in one week'
The junkies are over the moon and get to work straight away...
A week passes and they return to the warden with their results.
The first criminal steps up and says 'I managed to persuade 100 people to stay off drugs!'
'Thats fantastic! How did you manage that?' replies the warden
'Well, I drew them 1 big circle and said, this is your brain before drugs. Then i drew a much smaller circle and said, this is your brain after drugs.'
'Thats fantastic! Well done you're free to leave!' exclaims the warden. He then turns to the other junkie and says 'And how did you do?'
'Well, I persuaded 1000 people to stay off drugs!'
'Thats unbelievable! How on earth did you manage that?' the warden says
'Well, I too drew two circles, only I drew the smaller circle first and said, this is your arsehole before prison...'
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